She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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That's gold Jerry! Gold!!
You are so fucked up. This is awful
it's not his fault that she's an idiot
Who is receiving the anal in this? She could have a strap-on.
I guess she was right!
Dom, where is my automobile?
Learn your properly executed worn out jokes before you try to be a dick.
Fake or not, this one is awesome!
So deceptive, yet so smoothly well done.
Orange county rockss haha. Go lake forest :)
I didn't get this at first but now that my eyes have been opened I can see that the OP is a pure genius.
To whoever said Soviet Russia:
It's either former Soviet Union or a country called Russia. Get your geography/history right before you start trying to be witty, dumbass.
Omg, David is this you? I knew it!
Where is Jeff to explain these difficult posts? Jeff, I need you man!
Haha. Whatever works. She's the stupid gullible one.
did you tap that ass? Or did you turn pussy?
Pure fucking genius, I'm suprised that worked
applause all round. u are my hero
dude, you're my hero.
Yeah almost too smooth, but somehow I can see it happening
Single Greatest Text I've read. Ever