Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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