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  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:58pm

    dude....don't feel bad. Everyone asks your mom for head.

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:21am

    my name is molly and i always get mistake calls from people trying to call their moms. so i'd assume this can happen the other way often, too.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:09pm

    i suppose this is the secret joke behind the band name "flogging molly"

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:43am

    Soooooo, what was her answer?

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:32am

    I hope she said no...

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:18pm

    You really need to double check before you hit 'send'.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:56pm

    by far the funniest thing i've read on here

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:47am

    are you lady gaga 11:42?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:12pm

    I feel for you. I dated a Molly once. Don't think I ever texted my mom anything this bad though...

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:02am

    I don't even save family members numbers, I memorize them... To avoid that lol

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:55am

    Lmfao! Shit happens :P

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:57am

    Asking for a blowjob = didn't earn a blowjob If you do it right, you never have to say anything. It's likely she would've turned you down anyway.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:30am

    lmao!!!!,cute ..did she do it?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:41pm

    = why I keep my mom in my iPhone under her real name :)

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:19pm

    don't feel bad about your mom. I text her asking for BJ's all the time; she's OK with it

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:23am

    Is your mom a MILF???

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:35pm

    "Every Man Has A Molly."

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:48am

    I have the same problem with my friend Molly and my mom!! Except I'm a girl and have never asked Molly for any sexual favors nor will I ever...

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:38pm

    Hey Molly and mom are next to each other my contacts too!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:33am

    LOL @10:28. And fyl, OP.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:57am

    It IS very possible to make this mistake on the iPhone. Is your mom hot? I'll take a bj from her

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:33pm

    Way to represent the Greater KCMO area :). Wouldn't be surprised if this was you Dan

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:16am

    Well that was pretty fucking stupid

  • 47 57
    Submitted by shamrock83 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:33pm

    Well what did she say?!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 7, 10 at 1:47am

    Post THOSE texts then, idiot.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:28pm

    how was mom? Better than Molly?

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:25pm

    11:48: then you don't have the same problem then, do you? 816: FAIL

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:21pm

    Omg this happens to me all the time!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:46am

    that sucks. i have sent so many texts to the wrong people. but thankfully nothing like that.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:41pm

    funny and all, but 100 variations of this text has been posted on this site. They should moderate these better

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:37am

    Whoever did this needs to stop smoking weed and fucking cumdumpsters

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:21am

    Way to let the rest of us down KC....it sure would be nice 4 them to post the one I sent in.....like that's gonna happen

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    11:19 fucking brilliant hahahhahaah

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:49pm

    ouch, thats just sad

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:44pm

    oof. i dated a mollie. texted my mom more than once by accident. never asked for a bj tho.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:25pm

    Lol my name is molly.. People call me all the time and ask where mom is ... Lol

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:31am

    1158 is from Mississippi! " Are you my daaaaaaad"

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:48am

    same thing almost happened to me! scary!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:28am

    Who the fuck is named "Molly"? What is she, 50?

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:37pm

    This needs to be on FML for sure

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:20am

    Bwahahaha nice one!!!

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:39am

    YDI. Is it really that hard to look at who you're texting? I'm so sick of these "accidental" texts. I bet you did it on purpose.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:51pm

    see i thought that only happens to me "molly" and "mom"... maybe i should go english and spell mom mum

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:06pm

    I have to give thanks to 4:35 for mentioning that Say Anything song. It was all I could think about after seeing this text.