I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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i suppose this is the secret joke behind the band name "flogging molly"
dude....don't feel bad. Everyone asks your mom for head.
Soooooo, what was her answer?
I hope she said no...
Lol my name is molly.. People call me all the time and ask where mom is ... Lol
how was mom? Better than Molly?
by far the funniest thing i've read on here
Way to let the rest of us down KC....it sure would be nice 4 them to post the one I sent in.....like that's gonna happen
are you lady gaga 11:42?
I have the same problem with my friend Molly and my mom!! Except I'm a girl and have never asked Molly for any sexual favors nor will I ever...
I feel for you. I dated a Molly once. Don't think I ever texted my mom anything this bad though...
"Every Man Has A Molly."
You really need to double check before you hit 'send'.
Whoever did this needs to stop smoking weed and fucking cumdumpsters
It IS very possible to make this mistake on the iPhone. Is your mom hot? I'll take a bj from her
I don't even save family members numbers, I memorize them... To avoid that lol
Way to represent the Greater KCMO area :). Wouldn't be surprised if this was you Dan
oof. i dated a mollie. texted my mom more than once by accident. never asked for a bj tho.
my name is molly and i always get mistake calls from people trying to call their moms. so i'd assume this can happen the other way often, too.
11:19 fucking brilliant hahahhahaah
Is your mom a MILF???
Lmfao! Shit happens :P
don't feel bad about your mom. I text her asking for BJ's all the time; she's OK with it
Who the fuck is named "Molly"? What is she, 50?
= why I keep my mom in my iPhone under her real name :)
Hey Molly and mom are next to each other my contacts too!
11:48: then you don't have the same problem then, do you?
Well that was pretty fucking stupid
LOL @10:28. And fyl, OP.
that sucks. i have sent so many texts to the wrong people. but thankfully nothing like that.
same thing almost happened to me! scary!
lmao!!!!,cute ..did she do it?
Asking for a blowjob = didn't earn a blowjob
If you do it right, you never have to say anything. It's likely she would've turned you down anyway.
Well what did she say?!
Omg this happens to me all the time!
Post THOSE texts then, idiot.
Bwahahaha nice one!!!
1158 is from Mississippi! " Are you my daaaaaaad"
This needs to be on FML for sure
ouch, thats just sad
I have to give thanks to 4:35 for mentioning that Say Anything song. It was all I could think about after seeing this text.
YDI. Is it really that hard to look at who you're texting? I'm so sick of these "accidental" texts. I bet you did it on purpose.
see i thought that only happens to me "molly" and "mom"... maybe i should go english and spell mom mum
funny and all, but 100 variations of this text has been posted on this site.
They should moderate these better