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  • i suppose this is the secret joke behind the band name "flogging molly"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:09pm
  • dude....don't feel bad. Everyone asks your mom for head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I hope she said no...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:32am
  • Soooooo, what was her answer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:43am
  • Lol my name is molly.. People call me all the time and ask where mom is ... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:25pm
  • how was mom? Better than Molly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:28pm
  • by far the funniest thing i've read on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Way to let the rest of us down KC....it sure would be nice 4 them to post the one I sent in.....like that's gonna happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:21am
  • I have the same problem with my friend Molly and my mom!! Except I'm a girl and have never asked Molly for any sexual favors nor will I ever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:48am
  • are you lady gaga 11:42?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:47am
  • "Every Man Has A Molly."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Whoever did this needs to stop smoking weed and fucking cumdumpsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:37am
  • It IS very possible to make this mistake on the iPhone. Is your mom hot? I'll take a bj from her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:57am
  • You really need to double check before you hit 'send'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Way to represent the Greater KCMO area :). Wouldn't be surprised if this was you Dan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:33pm
  • I feel for you. I dated a Molly once. Don't think I ever texted my mom anything this bad though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I don't even save family members numbers, I memorize them... To avoid that lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:02am
  • my name is molly and i always get mistake calls from people trying to call their moms. so i'd assume this can happen the other way often, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:21am
  • oof. i dated a mollie. texted my mom more than once by accident. never asked for a bj tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:44pm
  • don't feel bad about your mom. I text her asking for BJ's all the time; she's OK with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Is your mom a MILF???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:23am
  • Who the fuck is named "Molly"? What is she, 50?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:28am
  • 11:19 fucking brilliant hahahhahaah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Lmfao! Shit happens :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:55am
  • = why I keep my mom in my iPhone under her real name :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:41pm
  • 11:48: then you don't have the same problem then, do you? 816: FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Well that was pretty fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:16am
  • Hey Molly and mom are next to each other my contacts too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:38pm
  • LOL @10:28. And fyl, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:33am
  • that sucks. i have sent so many texts to the wrong people. but thankfully nothing like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:46am
  • lmao!!!!,cute ..did she do it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:30am
  • same thing almost happened to me! scary!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 1:48am
  • Asking for a blowjob = didn't earn a blowjob If you do it right, you never have to say anything. It's likely she would've turned you down anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:57am
  • Omg this happens to me all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Well what did she say?!

    Submitted by shamrock83 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Post THOSE texts then, idiot.

    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 7, 10 at 1:47am
  • Bwahahaha nice one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:20am
  • This needs to be on FML for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 1158 is from Mississippi! " Are you my daaaaaaad"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • I have to give thanks to 4:35 for mentioning that Say Anything song. It was all I could think about after seeing this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:06pm
  • YDI. Is it really that hard to look at who you're texting? I'm so sick of these "accidental" texts. I bet you did it on purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:39am
  • ouch, thats just sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:49pm
  • see i thought that only happens to me "molly" and "mom"... maybe i should go english and spell mom mum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:51pm
  • funny and all, but 100 variations of this text has been posted on this site. They should moderate these better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:41pm