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  • Maybe if you fuck her in the ear. Watch out for that wave!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:56am
  • Wow very nice my friend very nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:50am
  • We all give each other head and never hear the ocean in farmville. We get a little sad from not hearing the ocean but the head makes us feel well enough to post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:04pm
  • 10:56, if your dick is small enough to fit in an earhole, stick to prostitutes. Because you are going to get shot down in any bedroom where cash does not change hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:03am
  • So was he successful??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:27am
  • This is funny, because it kind of makes sense, but it doesn't. Where the fuck is the real Jeff when you need him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • If you guys were fronting any harder, you'd have boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:35pm
  • More like taste the salty seas;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10am
  • I love stupid people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:46pm
  • hahahahahah this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Oh, I get it, you can hear the ocean in a sea shell and he ised that line, but modified it to get with the ladies. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:45am
  • Used My mistake. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:47am
  • if she gives me head she'll hear my cock scraping her stomach walls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:03pm
  • She must not have been one of those SCHWASTED cheerleaders cuz if she was it would've worked. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:01pm