You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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We all give each other head and never hear the ocean in farmville. We get a little sad from not hearing the ocean but the head makes us feel well enough to post texts about it.
-farmer from farmville
Maybe if you fuck her in the ear. Watch out for that wave!
Wow very nice my friend very nice
So was he successful??
10:56, if your dick is small enough to fit in an earhole, stick to prostitutes. Because you are going to get shot down in any bedroom where cash does not change hands.
If you guys were fronting any harder, you'd have boobs.
This is funny, because it kind of makes sense, but it doesn't.
Where the fuck is the real Jeff when you need him?
I love stupid people!
More like taste the salty seas;)
hahahahahah this is hilarious
Oh, I get it, you can hear the ocean in a sea shell and he ised that line, but modified it to get with the ladies.
She must not have been one of those SCHWASTED cheerleaders cuz if she was it would've worked.
if she gives me head she'll hear my cock scraping her stomach walls