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  • 78 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:04pm

    We all give each other head and never hear the ocean in farmville. We get a little sad from not hearing the ocean but the head makes us feel well enough to post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  • 80 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:27am

    So was he successful??

  • 80 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:50am

    Wow very nice my friend very nice

  • 76 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:03am

    10:56, if your dick is small enough to fit in an earhole, stick to prostitutes. Because you are going to get shot down in any bedroom where cash does not change hands.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:56am

    Maybe if you fuck her in the ear. Watch out for that wave!

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:52am

    This is funny, because it kind of makes sense, but it doesn't. Where the fuck is the real Jeff when you need him?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:35pm

    If you guys were fronting any harder, you'd have boobs.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:54pm

    hahahahahah this is hilarious

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:46pm

    I love stupid people!

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10am

    More like taste the salty seas;)

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:45am

    Oh, I get it, you can hear the ocean in a sea shell and he ised that line, but modified it to get with the ladies. -Jeff

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:47am

    Used My mistake. -Jeff

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:01pm

    She must not have been one of those SCHWASTED cheerleaders cuz if she was it would've worked. -chuckLe

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:03pm

    if she gives me head she'll hear my cock scraping her stomach walls