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  • 85 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:42pm

    that is one of the funniest texts I have ever read

  • 80 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:58pm

    HAHAHAHHAH this was my friend!!! they weren't married. not even dating but she was smashed! i cant believe this turned up!

  • 76 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:37am

    sounds like something I would tell the last guy I was with. p.s. not a fat girl

  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:09pm

    its prob the bride's sister sending to the groom

  • 74 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:16pm

    it better not be icecream cake, youd have nothing to put the cake on if it was.

  • 72 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 8:36pm

    I hope this was at their wedding.

  • 74 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:01pm

    been there. done that. came back for seconds. ;)

  • 67 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:20pm

    since that's the only time people have either cake or sex?

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:31am

    Who said it was a girl who sent it? LOL

  • 69 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:29am

    I hope this was between two people who'd just gotten married.

  • 75 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 8:53pm

    That is awesome. So very awesome.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:36pm

    I know her... can't believe i let her slip away...

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:34pm

    this is actually fucking hilarious

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:34am

    naw....somebody is into red velvet cake and giving blow jobs that's all......cool

  • 51 31
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:36pm

    I got one like that ;)

  • 56 42
    Submitted by TAMPAX187 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:26am

    hahaha awsome

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    lmao!!!!! i fucking love jersey!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:23am

    Way to go!! :) for my birthday I got to lick brownie batter off my boyfriend...... Best present ever!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:35pm

    FML, Well at least all you lucky girls get to suck your boyfriends dick, I can barely get close to it without my boyfriend flinching!?!? And the messed up thing is I would give up anything just to suck his dick once, just once!?

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:46pm

    Where do all these girls live? all the girls here SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • 27 34
    Submitted by sweetestsin77 on Oct 10, 11 at 2:31pm

    I <3 dick