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  • sounds like something I would tell the last guy I was with. p.s. not a fat girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:37am
  • HAHAHAHHAH this was my friend!!! they weren't married. not even dating but she was smashed! i cant believe this turned up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:58pm
  • I know her... can't believe i let her slip away...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:36pm
  • its prob the bride's sister sending to the groom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Who said it was a girl who sent it? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:31am
  • that is one of the funniest texts I have ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • That is awesome. So very awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 8:53pm
  • been there. done that. came back for seconds. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:01pm
  • I hope this was between two people who'd just gotten married.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:29am
  • since that's the only time people have either cake or sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:20pm
  • it better not be icecream cake, youd have nothing to put the cake on if it was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:16pm
  • this is actually fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I hope this was at their wedding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 8:36pm
  • lmao!!!!! i fucking love jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:58pm
  • naw....somebody is into red velvet cake and giving blow jobs that's all......cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:34am
  • hahaha awsome

    Submitted by TAMPAX187 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:26am
  • I got one like that ;)

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:36pm
  • FML, Well at least all you lucky girls get to suck your boyfriends dick, I can barely get close to it without my boyfriend flinching!?!? And the messed up thing is I would give up anything just to suck his dick once, just once!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Where do all these girls live? all the girls here SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Way to go!! :) for my birthday I got to lick brownie batter off my boyfriend...... Best present ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:23am
  • I <3 dick

    Submitted by sweetestsin77 on Oct 10, 11 at 2:31pm