oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
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I know her... can't believe i let her slip away...
HAHAHAHHAH this was my friend!!! they weren't married. not even dating but she was smashed! i cant believe this turned up!
its prob the bride's sister sending to the groom
sounds like something I would tell the last guy I was with.
not a fat girl
Who said it was a girl who sent it? LOL
That is awesome. So very awesome.
that is one of the funniest texts I have ever read
this is actually fucking hilarious
it better not be icecream cake, youd have nothing to put the cake on if it was.
I hope this was between two people who'd just gotten married.
been there. done that. came back for seconds. ;)
since that's the only time people have either cake or sex?
naw....somebody is into red velvet cake and giving blow jobs that's all......cool
I hope this was at their wedding.
lmao!!!!! i fucking love jersey!
I got one like that ;)
Way to go!! :) for my birthday I got to lick brownie batter off my boyfriend...... Best present ever!
FML, Well at least all you lucky girls get to suck your boyfriends dick, I can barely get close to it without my boyfriend flinching!?!? And the messed up thing is I would give up anything just to suck his dick once, just once!?
Where do all these girls live? all the girls here SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I <3 dick