oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
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HAHAHAHHAH this was my friend!!! they weren't married. not even dating but she was smashed! i cant believe this turned up!
I know her... can't believe i let her slip away...
its prob the bride's sister sending to the groom
Who said it was a girl who sent it? LOL
sounds like something I would tell the last guy I was with.
not a fat girl
that is one of the funniest texts I have ever read
That is awesome. So very awesome.
been there. done that. came back for seconds. ;)
I hope this was between two people who'd just gotten married.
since that's the only time people have either cake or sex?
this is actually fucking hilarious
it better not be icecream cake, youd have nothing to put the cake on if it was.
I hope this was at their wedding.
lmao!!!!! i fucking love jersey!
naw....somebody is into red velvet cake and giving blow jobs that's all......cool
I got one like that ;)
FML, Well at least all you lucky girls get to suck your boyfriends dick, I can barely get close to it without my boyfriend flinching!?!? And the messed up thing is I would give up anything just to suck his dick once, just once!?
Where do all these girls live? all the girls here SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Way to go!! :) for my birthday I got to lick brownie batter off my boyfriend...... Best present ever!
I <3 dick