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  • Either she is an unclean woman or the most awesome penis airbrush artist ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Next time try using a condom. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:44am
  • This is the first thing I've ever read online that physically made my face do one of these: D-: SIdeways and all. Fuckin ow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:55pm
  • maybe it was a dinosaur condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:45am
  • Yep, that is what unprotected sex will do. Good luck with that, hope it is curable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:00pm
  • 5:22 good job making the dick shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:16am
  • Hey 1:13, guess what! There is no cure for herpes, genius! You still have it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:27pm
  • 11:47 has HPV for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:32am
  • Actually, 6:27, there is. It's called a .45 ACP. Just one should do the trick, but you have to take it orally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I hate to cry fake, but who would ever text this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Actually, 6.32, I work at a sexual health clinic, and people like you and the OP are the reason I drink when I go home at night. ~ 11.47.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Wow haha. --BHB 609 970 0868

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:34pm
  • That and it really sucks balls to work with other peoples balls all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:22am
  • dude, you may have gotten a yeast infection on your junk. Lotromin will clear that up in a day or two. If that doesn't work then you probably have herpes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Wow you should go to a doctor slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:03am
  • HPV FTW! vai tomar no cu!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Dude its so bad. I had Protected sex with my gf of 6 months and she gave it to me. Glad with the Salve it got rid of the visibility and your body cures it on its own. But yeah hpv ftl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Condoms don't block Genital Warts or Herpes with anything near the rate they block bacterial diseases or HIV...all that extra skin contact. At least those are the two "least deadly."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:36pm
  • You've only yourself to blame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:19pm
  • 1:40 your penis turned black and fell off? Holy shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Um what's the problem, I love men with big dinosaur dicks -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:54pm
  • @1:11, Wiki it, look at the images, and prepare to vomit. Just like herpes, even if you treat it, the virus still stays in your system and you can still get outbreaks later on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Salves and creams are in your future. -Dane cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Oh my dear god screw you google I don't need to see that shit

    Submitted by planks on Mar 25, 11 at 9:33am
  • Most doctors will tell you that condoms are about 85% effective. I've talked to a lot of doctors about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:54am
  • What does HPV give a guy? Like what effects and shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:11pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:37am
  • RONALDO! Brazil rulez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:24am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:38am
  • This sounds like the herpes I used to have til 4 years ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:13pm
  •   

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:32am
  • HAHAHAHA. This is my favorite so far! Hands down! :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:12am
  • Been a while since I've read one that made me laugh that hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:02pm
  • 1:13... You can't "used to have it." it is a virus, you just haven't gotten outbreaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:38pm
  • hate to break it to you 1:13, but herpes is FOREVER dude. its not gone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Someone should high-five 12:55 right now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:21am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:36am
  • even with a condom you can still get HPV its by contact and sence a condom doesnt cover the sack you can get it and thats what it sounds like he has

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Fui o primeiro segundo e terceiro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:24am
  • Sounds like genital warts. Sucks for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:46am
  • oh my god he's not talking about an std. he's talking about his UNcircumcised penis. get it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Todo acima sao viados

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:25am
  • ew ew ew what kind of freaky std did you get???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:44am
  • Yeah some shank gave it to me at college even after a condom was used. Several months passed and I had a small colliflower like growth at the base of my penis. Went to the doc and he froze it, turned black and fell off couple days later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:40pm
  • STIDS ARE GROSS, I wish people weren't so fucking nasty, and would follow their gut on things like that. If you doubt anything, DONT SLEEP WITH IT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:56pm
  • 12:55 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:26am
  • Condons have a 99,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of NOT having any problem :) That is why I have had sex with so many hookers;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:41pm
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