Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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If this was made up, its the lamest lie ever and if it was true, it was posted by the lamest person ever. Multiple strippers in anywhere outside of a strip club is always a win, because how do you end up with a bunch of strippers accidentally??
Duke Lacrosse: a perfect example of one night of mistakes ruining years of hard work and promising lax careers. Colin finnerty and the others are really great kids, but they are still trying to recover from the consequences of their actions. This should be a lesson to all.
im not jaded..but this is faker than a tranny!
Its a awful because he had to pay them ALL.
Awful? were they male strippers? or do you like to finger boy ass with your penis? bc that is a win in my book
Everything is made up. We're all a case of bad scripting.
It would be awful if it was your roommate who got all the action and you didn't. Fucking retards.
2:10, and strippers are people.. I'm pretty sure there aren't rules against bringing people into your room, at least we don't have that rule.
Duke sucks. This would have been topical and funny three-and-a-half years ago.
obviously not made up 10:50. your life is made up
strippers are made up of the highest moral fiber.. they only travel in fuck teams to rich dudes houses.. dorm room? very doubtful.
It's a bad night if it smelled like seafood all around.
This is absolutely ridiculous. That incident proved that the stripper was lying about the entire thing and the judge who had even let the case go anywhere got dis-barred. Plus the strippers didn't even stay the night. Brush up on your facts before you create a fake text for the website.
that's what i'm saying 12:40.. for sure made up.
We keep it classy at Duke. There were two strippers at the lacrosse house, and the players were all innocent. stupid text
11:45 i don't see hows having strippers in your dorm can get you in any trouble? I'm positive people had strippers in our dorm last year
More than the duke LAX team? Soooo, more than two?
how would the RA's not notice a bunch of strippers being led into a dorm?? I wonder if a high schooler wrote this after watching a movie about college
some people have july classes, and I got away with some things when I lived in the dorm (drinking and smoking weed and such) but I don't know how or why a bunch of stripper would get into a dorm room.
YOU GON GET WHACKED SON
BY JESSE JACKSON
IF YOU INSULT BLACKS SON
I was a stripper for two years and actually danced for the Duke Lacrosse team. They were perfectly behaved with me.
how is that awful? sounds like a great night to me
Yeah this is terrible. 1:28...paying for consequences of WHAT actions? They didn't do anything wrong!!
stupid.. this is made up.
"Dear Penthouse Letters,
I never thought it would happen to me but..."
was one of them a black girl who will now try to ruin your lives by lying about being raped? if so, watch out, al sharpton will be on your ass in 30 min
ha shout out to us duke studentssss. This is funny
11:45, I dunno, our RAs missed a LOT, or chose not to deal with it because it was too much of a pain. But it IS July still. How is anyone in the dorms? Summer classes?
I hope they weren't as ugly as those strippers. They were scary.
Not funny. Nifong is scum and so was Mangum.
This is not funny at all.
yeah i agree with 914, strippers always equal great night unless you catch syphalis(not clue on the spelling)
11:32.. really? thats the best you could think of?