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  My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..

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• Wow, way to dilute the gene pool even further, you fucking cock waffle.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:18pm

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• For the sake of the child, stay out of its life you moron

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:29pm

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• WHY would you want to do that??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:55pm

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• I'm hoping this text was fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:11pm

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• ASSHOLE ? yeee I think so

  Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 6:10pm

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• I am a pregnant female - but even I think this is fucking funny as hell!!! If he didn't know her then there is no way to know if she was pregnant. It isn't like you know you are pregnant within a couple of hours of having sex. Geez...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:15am

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• come on doods. so totally fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:14am

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• Fuck you

  Submitted by jltc on May 29, 11 at 12:00pm

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• wow, you're an assbag.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:36pm

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• well it seems that you definitely KNOW her now. have fun with the child support bills!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:28pm

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• What's really funny is that the other posts from this one make reference to this poster as a being a girl! FAKE!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:11am

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• i agree with 8:18 - thanks for making your contribution to the human race, you've done well! clearly a class-act.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:11pm

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• This world is already overpopulated -- and adding the offspring of inconsiderate dumbfucks like yourself? Disgusting and shameful.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:59pm

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• haha time to move 3,000 miles away and change your name lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:46pm

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• ahahaha, thats funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:59pm

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• what the fuck? i grew up without a dad.. and.. that's just fucked.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:19am

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• FUCK YOU.\n\n-Sincerely, All of Humanity

  Submitted by Authoress on Apr 4, 11 at 2:07pm

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• Your a jackass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 3:13pm

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• make that 2 who think its funny...the girl is the one with down syndrome if she doesnt take care of it and by take care of it i mean the dreaded a word

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:16pm

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• Nothing like having unprotected sex with a stranger... ya may want to get tested there too genius.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:38pm

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• On ice or grass we'll kick your ass!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:06pm

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• Fuck you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06am

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• Hahah what the fuck. That's a strange resolution...good luck, you'll need it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:44pm

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• hahaah she"s FUCKED move to pittsburgh or somewhere in the middle of nowhere like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:34pm

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• aug 3 - 6:30... you're not the only one who thinks this is funny... i laughed out loud! hah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:23pm

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• what a shitty person

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:10am

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• Holy shit, I think I know who this guy knocked up hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:23pm

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• this fool is a fucking idiot. but i'll still give his dumb ass some advice in case he was being a drunk retard and not just an asshole: don't post texts like that. we eat your kind for entertainment.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:54pm

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• umm....i'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "SHMUSHMORTION"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:50pm

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• If I was her I'd kick your ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:55pm

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• Only with my Pittsburgh people!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:46pm

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• Could U Be Any More of a L-o-s-e-r?? Obviously this was because certainly no one who actually knew you would let this happen...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:48pm

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• time to disappear like david copperfield

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:31pm

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• Whether it's true or not, it's not funny.. That's the real issue.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:42pm

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• I feel really bad for that kid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:10am

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• why all the pregnant texts?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:28pm

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• maybe he has a terminal disease, and wanted to pass off his genes...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:42pm

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• i grew up wit out a dad in my life too and u makeme sick ur the kind of guy om afraid of at parties

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:49pm

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• HAHAHAHA. am i the only person that finds this hilarious?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:30pm

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• Whether it's true or not, it's not funny.. That's the real issue.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:41pm

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• why the FUCK would that be a new years resolution? i agree with 3:28 #2... have fun with the child support.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:34pm

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• It wasn't ACTUALLY his new years resolution. Seriously, how can you not pick up on obvious sarcasm like this?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:15pm

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• 6:30PM: yes. the OP is a irresponsible loser. pregnancy isn't something to play with, 'cause you're messing with another person's life - the child. not funny at all.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:16pm

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