You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 73 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:18pm

    Wow, way to dilute the gene pool even further, you fucking cock waffle.

  • 64 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:55pm

    WHY would you want to do that??

  • 66 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:29pm

    For the sake of the child, stay out of its life you moron

  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:11pm

    I'm hoping this text was fake.

  • 43 24
    Submitted by jltc on May 29, 11 at 12:00pm

    Fuck you

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:14am

    come on doods. so totally fake.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 6:10pm

    ASSHOLE ? yeee I think so

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:59pm

    This world is already overpopulated -- and adding the offspring of inconsiderate dumbfucks like yourself? Disgusting and shameful.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Authoress on Apr 4, 11 at 2:07pm

    FUCK YOU.\n\n-Sincerely, All of Humanity

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:46pm

    haha time to move 3,000 miles away and change your name lol

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06am

    Fuck you.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:38pm

    Nothing like having unprotected sex with a stranger... ya may want to get tested there too genius.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:11am

    What's really funny is that the other posts from this one make reference to this poster as a being a girl! FAKE!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:06pm

    On ice or grass we'll kick your ass!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:59pm

    ahahaha, thats funny

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:15am

    I am a pregnant female - but even I think this is fucking funny as hell!!! If he didn't know her then there is no way to know if she was pregnant. It isn't like you know you are pregnant within a couple of hours of having sex. Geez...

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:36pm

    wow, you're an assbag.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 3:13pm

    Your a jackass

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:28pm

    well it seems that you definitely KNOW her now. have fun with the child support bills!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:19am

    what the fuck? i grew up without a dad.. and.. that's just fucked.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:16pm

    make that 2 who think its funny...the girl is the one with down syndrome if she doesnt take care of it and by take care of it i mean the dreaded a word

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:48pm

    Could U Be Any More of a L-o-s-e-r?? Obviously this was because certainly no one who actually knew you would let this happen...

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:55pm

    If I was her I'd kick your ass

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:44pm

    Hahah what the fuck. That's a strange resolution...good luck, you'll need it.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:31pm

    time to disappear like david copperfield

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:15pm

    It wasn't ACTUALLY his new years resolution. Seriously, how can you not pick up on obvious sarcasm like this?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:46pm

    Only with my Pittsburgh people!!

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:34pm

    why the FUCK would that be a new years resolution? i agree with 3:28 #2... have fun with the child support.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:54pm

    this fool is a fucking idiot. but i'll still give his dumb ass some advice in case he was being a drunk retard and not just an asshole: don't post texts like that. we eat your kind for entertainment.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 8:23pm

    Holy shit, I think I know who this guy knocked up hahaha

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:23pm

    aug 3 - 6:30... you're not the only one who thinks this is funny... i laughed out loud! hah

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:50pm

    umm....i'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "SHMUSHMORTION"

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:10am

    what a shitty person

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:49pm

    i grew up wit out a dad in my life too and u makeme sick ur the kind of guy om afraid of at parties

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:42pm

    Whether it's true or not, it's not funny.. That's the real issue.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:11pm

    i agree with 8:18 - thanks for making your contribution to the human race, you've done well! clearly a class-act.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:28pm

    why all the pregnant texts?

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:34pm

    hahaah she"s FUCKED move to pittsburgh or somewhere in the middle of nowhere like that

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:10am

    I feel really bad for that kid.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:30pm

    HAHAHAHA. am i the only person that finds this hilarious?

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:41pm

    Whether it's true or not, it's not funny.. That's the real issue.

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:42pm

    maybe he has a terminal disease, and wanted to pass off his genes...

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:16pm

    6:30PM: yes. the OP is a irresponsible loser. pregnancy isn't something to play with, 'cause you're messing with another person's life - the child. not funny at all.