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  • 112 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:39pm
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    The only way this could be better is if she already had mentos up there.

    • 7 12
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 4:57pm
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      And the resulting stream propels her in loop-de-loops through the air while she goes "woopwoopwoopwoop" like Curly.

  • 74 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:28pm
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    the whole thing?? were her ovaries still attached when she pulled it back out?

  • 69 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20pm
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    Are you sure they didn't mean to say lighter? That would make more sense...

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:30pm
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    Used goods bro, way used

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:51pm
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    Classy, hate to be the guy trying to live up to the size of a 2 liter.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:27pm
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    7:10 you spelled Grammar incorrectly... just FYI

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 4:33pm
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    Blownout much

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:50pm
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    I too call bullshit. But still. Sex? After that? Would be like parking an RV in the Grand Canyon!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:10pm
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    almost sounds fun to try, 916 is SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA!!!!! yes i am from that area, and for your info 4:39 we do NOT all have bad grammer!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:54pm
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    Eww dude that's like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway!!!

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:36pm
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    1:41 wins, i laughed so hard

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:30pm
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    @ 3:32 some babies are bigger than a 2 liter bottle, so while possible, it's still fucked up, who would want to have sex with that?

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:33pm
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    I would love to see a girl shake up a 2 liter bottle stick it up there with the top pointing out, and open it

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:28pm
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    3:07, Google it. I'm too lazy to do it for you.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:40pm
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    No dumbshit she ment tighter

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:41am
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    She is smuggling the roastbeef

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:07pm
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    why? why? why? where is 916? so i remember not to go there (i'm not american, i don't know this shit).

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:49pm
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    next time just give her a coat hanger.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:36pm
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    was it those NEW shaped 2 litter bottles?? that i could understand.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:51pm
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    maybe for her next trick she could try a fire extinguisher

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:11am
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    135 what is a 2 liter?!? Are you fucking serious? Have you ever bought soda in your life or just not ever leave your house or should I say cave?

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:39pm
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    It can't be normal if she can take that 0_o no one likes a loose pussy!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:32pm
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    I call bullshit on this one. Not anatomically possible.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:33pm
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    i love vag but would be afraid I'd never get that image out of my head.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39am
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    having sex with her now is gonna be like a hotdog in a town

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:39pm
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    People in Cali have the chronic but they're clearly smoking too much of it because EVERYONE HAS AWFUL GRAMMAR!

  • 19 21
    Submitted by a_g on May 17, 11 at 3:29pm
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    2 liter holly of Laramie wyoming?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:25am
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    sac girls = frightening

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:06am
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    haha. only in Sacramento.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm
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    howz about a school district?

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:30pm
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    Get your simile straight, 9:54. It's like driving a tank down a hallway.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:52pm
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    give her a louisville...