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  • The only way this could be better is if she already had mentos up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:39pm
    • And the resulting stream propels her in loop-de-loops through the air while she goes "woopwoopwoopwoop" like Curly.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 4:57pm
  • Are you sure they didn't mean to say lighter? That would make more sense...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:20pm
  • the whole thing?? were her ovaries still attached when she pulled it back out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Blownout much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 10 at 4:33pm
  • I would love to see a girl shake up a 2 liter bottle stick it up there with the top pointing out, and open it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Used goods bro, way used

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I too call bullshit. But still. Sex? After that? Would be like parking an RV in the Grand Canyon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:50pm
  • She is smuggling the roastbeef

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:41am
  • almost sounds fun to try, 916 is SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA!!!!! yes i am from that area, and for your info 4:39 we do NOT all have bad grammer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:10pm
  • 1:41 wins, i laughed so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:36pm
  • @ 3:32 some babies are bigger than a 2 liter bottle, so while possible, it's still fucked up, who would want to have sex with that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 7:10 you spelled Grammar incorrectly... just FYI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:27pm
  • was it those NEW shaped 2 litter bottles?? that i could understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:36pm
  • 135 what is a 2 liter?!? Are you fucking serious? Have you ever bought soda in your life or just not ever leave your house or should I say cave?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:11am
  • Classy, hate to be the guy trying to live up to the size of a 2 liter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Eww dude that's like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:54pm
  • why? why? why? where is 916? so i remember not to go there (i'm not american, i don't know this shit).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:07pm
  • next time just give her a coat hanger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:49pm
  • 3:07, Google it. I'm too lazy to do it for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:28pm
  • maybe for her next trick she could try a fire extinguisher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:51pm
  • No dumbshit she ment tighter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:40pm
  • haha. only in Sacramento.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:06am
  • i love vag but would be afraid I'd never get that image out of my head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I call bullshit on this one. Not anatomically possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:32pm
  • It can't be normal if she can take that 0_o no one likes a loose pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:39pm
  • sac girls = frightening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:25am
  • give her a louisville...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:52pm
  • howz about a school district?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • 2 liter holly of Laramie wyoming?

    Submitted by a_g on May 17, 11 at 3:29pm
  • Get your simile straight, 9:54. It's like driving a tank down a hallway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:30pm
  • People in Cali have the chronic but they're clearly smoking too much of it because EVERYONE HAS AWFUL GRAMMAR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:39pm
  • having sex with her now is gonna be like a hotdog in a town

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39am