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  • what did you expect to find, bunnies and skittles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:52am
  • Shit on your finger or cock is the risk you take for putting it in someone's ass. HELL NO we don't talk about it after.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:09pm
  • just pretend it didnt happen lol. just like if you have anal sex and there's shit on your dick.....just hop in the shower, wash it off, and pretend it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:32am
  • I LOVE when my hubby slips his thumb in my ass. It's probably because I'm an adult and enjoy exploring sexual activities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:21pm
    • yeah im sure you and the rest of the geriatrics feel ever so fantastic driving your prius and talking about "times past"...tool

      Submitted by 4nik8ion on Apr 17, 10 at 12:29am
  • 10:46 that wasn't very funny but i found the fact that you found it funny cute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:49am
  • 11:16 learn how to spell apostrophe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:12pm
  • some people like it in the butt, some don't. but for those who do, you NEVER say anything about what you felt or what's on your finger/dick. never ever ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 11:16 owned for sure! but no. don't say anything about the poo. then she'll be self conscious about it and you won't get to ride that jiggy-train for a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Well what the fuck did you expect to be in there, candy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Try anal once. If you haven't keep your mouth shut on the subject.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 12:54 lick it off? you seem repulsive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 11:16AM: "Billy May's? Are you serious? Good god people learn how to use an apostraphe." Grammar nazi fail. It would be, "Good God, people, learn how to use an apostrophe." LRN 2 GRAMMAR & SPELL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Anal stimulation can feel amazing if done right. People who are responsible about sex take precautions to most of the problems that might arise. Of course, the fact that you poop out of there turns some people off, but for people who enjoy anal the benefits greatly outweigh the costs. It's the same as saying "I don't want to give you a blowjob because you pee out of there." Obviously feces is more unsanitary, but I think I think it's a good enough analogy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:02am
  • lol 2:40 definitely got the wrong picture. Listen man, if your bidet cleans out your colon (i.e., the INSIDE of your ass), either you need to turn it WAY down or just call it an enema.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:34pm
  • ^^ aha, oh fuck i laughed hard when i read those two replies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Ewwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 7, 10 at 8:06pm
  • Billy May's? Are you serious? Good god people learn how to use an apostraphe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:16am
  • I FARTED ONCE WHILE A GUY WAS FINGERING MY ASS. WE JUST PRETENDED IT DIDNT HAPPEN. OF COURSE, HES STILL GONE BACK FOR MORE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:19pm
  • i agree with the above.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:30pm
  • It happens. Be a grownup and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:56pm
  • LMAO!!! and to the winner...corn kernals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:07am
  • 2:39: I'm in... if you're attractive. We have high standards, though. Like I said, I'm down with sexual exploration.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:07pm
  • anal is fucking nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:42am
  • If you don't want shit on your finger, don't put your finger in her ass. It's rather simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:44pm
  • whatever happened to honesty in sex? like, hey buddy, just to let you know i haven't evacuated yet today so you may not wanna go there?? if he's no prude he'll appreciate it... and guys, if shit someone ends up on your cock, please tell me and go wash it off before i reach for your cock and put it in my mouth! they just don't learn sex etiquette like they used to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Nothing wrong with a little ass fingering especially when the girl is rubbing her clit, but you still never mention the shit, everyone knows it' there you just ignore it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:27pm
  • depends on who asked for it. if it was your idea, you just gotta suck it up, take the consequences!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:01pm
  • sick. who fingers assholes? thats fuckin gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:32am
  • 1:21: I love it when your hubby slips his thumb in my ass, too. We should do a threesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Ignore it. And WIN for all who support it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:34pm
  • my bf fingers my butthole all the time when he hits it from behind...no idea y it turns him on. but hey i dont mind. but he never says anything about whats on his fingers. though he likes to joke about giving me a dirty sanchez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Yup. That shit'll happen. Literally. Goes with the territory.

    Submitted by Joey77 on Oct 12, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Should have pulled out your finger and gave her the ol rusty hook!

    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Aug 5, 10 at 9:56pm
  • 12:02... that's a good point. Why WOULD anyone want to give a guy a blow job? They pee out of there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 4:08am
  • Why wouldn't you? Clearly you have never experienced it before or you wouldn't be asking such a question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Well if you stick your finger in her butt hole... I can almost guess 99% of the time your going to have poop on your finger... If you dont like it- dont stick your finger in a girls butt hole and you will never have that problem...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:05pm
  • **somehow, not someone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Nothing wrong with a little thumb ride...try easing your thumb in when you are fucking her from behind - she'll love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:33am
  • Wait, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIED!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:19am
  • If you fuck me in the arse, you'll get shit on your dick. Because I am straight. And, FFS, STOP ending sentences with prepositions. Love from Grammar Stalin (I love big missile parades).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 7:47am
  • Seriously, people shit with their ass. I can't possibly understand why anyone would want to have sex with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:03pm
  • you guys are all prudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:49pm
  • 2:40 a bidet has nothing to do with what is actually inside. Unless of course your asshole is an actualy hole and water squirts all the way up......disturbing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Don't finger the ass and that won't happen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:21pm
  • hahaha when i was with my ex that happened and i had to tell him cause i had to get a fucking towel to wipe it off!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Anal is disturbing. Oral is where it's at!!! Also, 2:40 learn to speak English, and spend a little time here before you criticize us. It would be nice to have bidets here, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 4:25 oral right now would be great, wouldn't it. I agree that you never ever say anything about the shit. Everyone knows it's there. If it bothers you, then don't do it anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:15am
  • I wont let my boyfriend finger my ass, but he loves anal because its so tight. Normally its planned though and I wont eat for a while before or I'll make sure I go before we do it. Plus, if you use a CONDOM its not a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Yes I expected bunnies and skittles.

    Submitted by lollollollollwtf on Dec 11, 11 at 4:42am
  • yall are dumb, if a girl needs to take a shit you can feel it fingering her vag, you arent actually touching it, but still disturbing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:56am
  • It also depends on how far you go up there (With a finger).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Yeah that happened to me once regretably, sigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Gross. I think this is a question for Miss Manners though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Yeah, I agree with 2:56, 11:16 straight up looks like a fucking jackass. Grammar is only half of the problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:16pm
  • How can u feel poop through a vagina? =S

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Why? No good for anyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:04am
  • That's what you get when you mess with anal sex! It's not right for you to say anything! How could she/he control what was in his/her colon?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Ohh my god this happend to me when me and my boy tag teamed a girl the back seat of his jeep, in a parking garage.. Also I was fingering her amd he slipped his fingers into her vag to is wierd and hay or does that make us blood brothers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:39am
  • why would she let you finger her asshole if she knew she had to shit? we need anal sex ed in the schools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:08am
  • Looks like the usual cast of characters in here. The prudes. The grammer Nazi's... I'm surprised I didn't see any "this isn't a real text" people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:35am
  • Ass fingering? What the shit is wrong with you O.o

    Submitted by gyu on Jul 19, 10 at 12:33am
  • That's why you don't finger the ass unless your ass is clean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:50pm
  • 2:40 was an awesome troll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Gnarly And why do people talk shit on these things? Grt a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Thats fuckin sick but a very good ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:52am
  • Interesting. Do I see a correlation between people who think anal is sick and wrong and who also are very particular about spelling and grammar? Could be imagining it

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 28, 12 at 7:47am
  • i think i just vomited a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:52am
  • pretend it didnt happen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:11am
  • ^^ OMG this isn't a real text! jkjk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:14am
  • Agreed 1:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:05pm
  • everyone has poop in their asshole, expect it if you're putting your finger in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:29am
  • 2:40 is obviously a troll. 1:21 is obviously not an adult, but he or she made me laugh anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 11:16 spelling genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:16pm
  • That dude from October first has been fingering assholes and thinking they are vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 5:02pm
  • 12:02, you just overanalyzed the situation to the point that noone cares anymore. get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:00am
  • why would you even put anything in someone's ass?jw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 1:21 is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:50pm
  • Billy May's here with the original Sorbee's!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:03am
  • @11:16 learn to spell apostrophe, and get the thumb out of your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:50pm
  • The worst is when it gets under your nails... And you don't notice until halfway through the next day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:37am
  • 11:16 Grammar Mussolini!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:08pm
  • It's not a question, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:19pm
  • anal is nice but yeah oral is better. Would love some good oral right now. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:25pm
  • You must be from LOWER ARNOLD for that question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:11pm
  • don't tell her. Just lick it off and move one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Had my ex wife get a little poop on my dick before. Bitch was taking laxatives. It certainly killed the mood, but I went and washed it off. That was the only time it ever happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:23am
  • that is so dirt. and gross. LOL 2 girls 1 cup? but this time 1 guy and 1 girl and 1 cup. LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:46am