Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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what did you expect to find, bunnies and skittles?
Shit on your finger or cock is the risk you take for putting it in someone's ass. HELL NO we don't talk about it after.
just pretend it didnt happen lol. just like if you have anal sex and there's shit on your dick.....just hop in the shower, wash it off, and pretend it didn't happen.
I LOVE when my hubby slips his thumb in my ass. It's probably because I'm an adult and enjoy exploring sexual activities.
yeah im sure you and the rest of the geriatrics feel ever so fantastic driving your prius and talking about "times past"...tool
10:46 that wasn't very funny but i found the fact that you found it funny cute
11:16 learn how to spell apostrophe.
some people like it in the butt, some don't. but for those who do, you NEVER say anything about what you felt or what's on your finger/dick. never ever ever.
Well what the fuck did you expect to be in there, candy?
11:16 owned for sure! but no. don't say anything about the poo.
then she'll be self conscious about it and you won't get to ride that jiggy-train for a while.
Try anal once. If you haven't keep your mouth shut on the subject.
12:54 lick it off? you seem repulsive.
^^ aha, oh fuck i laughed hard when i read those two replies.
Anal stimulation can feel amazing if done right. People who are responsible about sex take precautions to most of the problems that might arise. Of course, the fact that you poop out of there turns some people off, but for people who enjoy anal the benefits greatly outweigh the costs. It's the same as saying "I don't want to give you a blowjob because you pee out of there." Obviously feces is more unsanitary, but I think I think it's a good enough analogy.
The words "analogy" has never really been more fitting...
11:16AM: "Billy May's? Are you serious? Good god people learn how to use an apostraphe."
Grammar nazi fail. It would be, "Good God, people, learn how to use an apostrophe."
LRN 2 GRAMMAR & SPELL.
i agree with the above.
lol 2:40 definitely got the wrong picture. Listen man, if your bidet cleans out your colon (i.e., the INSIDE of your ass), either you need to turn it WAY down or just call it an enema.
I FARTED ONCE WHILE A GUY WAS FINGERING MY ASS. WE JUST PRETENDED IT DIDNT HAPPEN. OF COURSE, HES STILL GONE BACK FOR MORE.
It happens. Be a grownup and move on.
my bf fingers my butthole all the time when he hits it from behind...no idea y it turns him on. but hey i dont mind. but he never says anything about whats on his fingers. though he likes to joke about giving me a dirty sanchez.
LMAO!!! and to the winner...corn kernals
Billy May's? Are you serious? Good god people learn how to use an apostraphe.
anal is fucking nasty.
If you don't want shit on your finger, don't put your finger in her ass. It's rather simple.
Nothing wrong with a little ass fingering especially when the girl is rubbing her clit, but you still never mention the shit, everyone knows it' there you just ignore it
2:39: I'm in... if you're attractive. We have high standards, though. Like I said, I'm down with sexual exploration.
depends on who asked for it. if it was your idea, you just gotta suck it up, take the consequences!
whatever happened to honesty in sex? like, hey buddy, just to let you know i haven't evacuated yet today so you may not wanna go there?? if he's no prude he'll appreciate it... and guys, if shit someone ends up on your cock, please tell me and go wash it off before i reach for your cock and put it in my mouth! they just don't learn sex etiquette like they used to...
1:21: I love it when your hubby slips his thumb in my ass, too. We should do a threesome
Why wouldn't you? Clearly you have never experienced it before or you wouldn't be asking such a question.
Ignore it. And WIN for all who support it!
sick. who fingers assholes? thats fuckin gross.
Yup. That shit'll happen. Literally. Goes with the territory.
**somehow, not someone
Well if you stick your finger in her butt hole... I can almost guess 99% of the time your going to have poop on your finger... If you dont like it- dont stick your finger in a girls butt hole and you will never have that problem...
Yes I expected bunnies and skittles.
Nothing wrong with a little thumb ride...try easing your thumb in when you are fucking her from behind - she'll love it
If you fuck me in the arse, you'll get shit on your dick.
Because I am straight.
And, FFS, STOP ending sentences with prepositions.
Grammar Stalin (I love big missile parades).
Should have pulled out your finger and gave her the ol rusty hook!
2:40 a bidet has nothing to do with what is actually inside. Unless of course your asshole is an actualy hole and water squirts all the way up......disturbing.
Don't finger the ass and that won't happen...
Ohh my god this happend to me when me and my boy tag teamed a girl the back seat of his jeep, in a parking garage.. Also I was fingering her amd he slipped his fingers into her vag to is wierd and hay or does that make us blood brothers
you guys are all prudes.
12:02... that's a good point. Why WOULD anyone want to give a guy a blow job? They pee out of there!
Seriously, people shit with their ass. I can't possibly understand why anyone would want to have sex with it.
Yeah, I agree with 2:56, 11:16 straight up looks like a fucking jackass. Grammar is only half of the problem.
It also depends on how far you go up there (With a finger).
4:25 oral right now would be great, wouldn't it.
I agree that you never ever say anything about the shit. Everyone knows it's there. If it bothers you, then don't do it anymore.
Wait, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIED!!!
Anal is disturbing. Oral is where it's at!!! Also, 2:40 learn to speak English, and spend a little time here before you criticize us. It would be nice to have bidets here, though.
How can u feel poop through a vagina? =S
That's why you don't finger the ass unless your ass is clean!
Why? No good for anyone
hahaha when i was with my ex that happened and i had to tell him cause i had to get a fucking towel to wipe it off!!
Yeah that happened to me once regretably, sigh
yall are dumb, if a girl needs to take a shit you can feel it fingering her vag, you arent actually touching it, but still disturbing
Ass fingering? What the shit is wrong with you O.o
I wont let my boyfriend finger my ass, but he loves anal because its so tight.
Normally its planned though and I wont eat for a while before or I'll make sure I go before we do it. Plus, if you use a CONDOM its not a problem.
Thats fuckin sick but a very good ?
That's what you get when you mess with anal sex! It's not right for you to say anything! How could she/he control what was in his/her colon?!
And why do people talk shit on these things? Grt a life
Looks like the usual cast of characters in here. The prudes. The grammer Nazi's... I'm surprised I didn't see any "this isn't a real text" people.
i think i just vomited a little
Interesting. Do I see a correlation between people who think anal is sick and wrong and who also are very particular about spelling and grammar? Could be imagining it
2:40 was an awesome troll.
I think this is a question for Miss Manners though.
pretend it didnt happen!
everyone has poop in their asshole, expect it if you're putting your finger in there.
why would she let you finger her asshole if she knew she had to shit? we need anal sex ed in the schools.
^^ OMG this isn't a real text! jkjk
12:02, you just overanalyzed the situation to the point that noone cares anymore. get a life
11:16 spelling genius!
2:40 is obviously a troll. 1:21 is obviously not an adult, but he or she made me laugh anyways.
That dude from October first has been fingering assholes and thinking they are vaginas.
why would you even put anything in someone's ass?jw.
Billy May's here with the original Sorbee's!!!
1:21 is disgusting.
The worst is when it gets under your nails... And you don't notice until halfway through the next day...
11:16 Grammar Mussolini!!
learn to spell apostrophe, and get the thumb out of your ass
It's not a question, dumbass.
anal is nice but yeah oral is better. Would love some good oral right now. ;)
You must be from LOWER ARNOLD for that question.
don't tell her. Just lick it off and move one
Had my ex wife get a little poop on my dick before. Bitch was taking laxatives. It certainly killed the mood, but I went and washed it off. That was the only time it ever happened.
that is so dirt. and gross. LOL 2 girls 1 cup? but this time 1 guy and 1 girl and 1 cup. LMAO