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(936): View more from Texas

Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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(206): View more from Washington

At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

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(406): View more from Montana

I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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(817): View more from Texas

Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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(619): View more from California

im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.

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