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  • Submitted by Glazed on Oct 19, 10 at 1:58pm

    You should hire Axl Rose to hide in your closet and everytime you bring a guy home he can jump out and sing, "Welcome to the jungle, this girl doesn't shave."

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      Submitted by Zoooooooe on Oct 19, 10 at 10:57pm

      I made an account just so I could say that this is awesome. I now have the song, with your lyrics, stuck in my head.

    • Submitted by somethingclever9 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:07am


      • Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 9:31pm

        I might have to write an entire parody of Welcome to the Jungle now. Yes. Yes I definitely do.

  • Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 19, 10 at 2:39pm

    Any guy who thinks every girl has to shave her snatch bald spends more time watching porn than he does getting laid.

    • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 19, 10 at 4:32pm

      agreed...i'm pretty sure a lot of men appreciate the sign of woman-ness...that way they don't feel like they're going down on a 14 year old teenager.

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        Submitted by snucklefus on Oct 20, 10 at 4:45pm

        disagreed...Picking hair out of your teeth afterward is no fun, regardless how delicious it is or how womanly it appears, if ur not gonna shave at least trim it down

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          Submitted by thisisimportant on Oct 21, 10 at 10:11pm

          indifferent. I like both ends of the spectrum, honestly. I've had both and I don't know if I could choose a favorite.

  • Submitted by cacophonics on Oct 19, 10 at 1:48pm

    Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML\n\nWhat an original text!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 19, 10 at 6:37pm

    In some cases, deforestation is acceptable.

  • Submitted by babe975 on Oct 19, 10 at 4:18pm

    and any girl who thinks that shaving her snatch is a complete waste of time obviously does NOT get laid all that often. As a woman, shaving makes me feel that much cleaner!

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      Submitted by im_sotally_tober on Oct 20, 10 at 1:34am

      Even if I'm NOT getting laid, I still keep mine clean. It's a personal choice..I pity the people who never shave. Gross.

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 19, 10 at 11:13pm

    Rule 99 (all you youngsters listen up): shaved or unshaved, having you twat beard described as a jungle is bad. Jungles are messy. If you're gonna keep hair, maintain it you lazy gorilla... Same for guys.

  • Submitted by DankAssKeefSlump on Oct 19, 10 at 3:52pm

    Proof that most TFLNs are fake\nThis was posted on FML lol

  • Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 19, 10 at 2:27pm

    That's why I wax that shit!!

  • Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Oct 19, 10 at 7:09pm

    For those who say girls who shave remind them of twelve year old girls, does that mean if they shave their armpits they're twelve year old girls? Some people just like to look/feel clean, so saying that is not true.

  • Submitted by Cthulhu on Oct 19, 10 at 9:16pm

    Lol... Shaving makes it prickly and gross. Not to mention all the infected hairs... Waxing makes it weird feeling o.O I sure don't enjoy dragging my face against a bush, or the pube-floss. I like mine soft and trimmed. Easiest/best was to do it.

  • Submitted by Boz on Oct 19, 10 at 6:44pm

    What did you gain by copying and pasting off FML?

  • Submitted by veryhiggggghhhh on Oct 19, 10 at 1:51pm

    Hahahahah maybe shave?

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 10 at 5:02pm

    Nope, we want it shaved

  • Submitted by jewelzz on Oct 19, 10 at 9:35pm

    Some guys like some hair down there and some don't. If having hair there is their preference then why does it matter? Honestly it's natural. Besides there's nothing gross about neat and trimmed. Guys aren't expected to shave it all off.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 20, 10 at 11:46am

    It annoys the crap out of me when people say hair removal makes them feel 'clean'. WASHING makes me feel clean, shaving makes me feel smooth.

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 19, 10 at 6:12pm

    I'm a chick and I say wax that. It's standard in cali shave it or wax just get it done

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    Submitted by sydneyyyy on Oct 20, 10 at 10:57pm

    to whoever said shaving makes it prickly and gross and infected hairs, um your obviously doin something wrong down there.

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    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Oct 20, 10 at 10:17am

    I'd like to give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that it's the same person from the FML. Too bad the OP from the FML is from Canada and this text is from Texas. Do people even try anymore?

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    Submitted by opalquean on Oct 20, 10 at 3:58am

    Ummm..."Your lion can sleep in MY jungle tonight!"\n...I tried.

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    Submitted by gutteralslam on Oct 19, 10 at 8:00pm

    @glazed-I haven't stopped singin that shit since I read it. And delicious...yes. Fur is an absolute no no

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    Submitted by friday170 on Oct 21, 10 at 2:21am

    Hey this was on FML wth?

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Oct 20, 10 at 3:51am

    maybe it was the same person on here AND fml...just sayin its possible. no need to start the 'fuck you its fake kill yourself' posts yet

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 23, 10 at 9:15pm

    ...and FUR.

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  • Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 19, 10 at 6:59pm

    If you don't wax it then no self respecting man will wax that ass

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    Submitted by nurseB on Oct 20, 10 at 1:52pm


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    Submitted by sepreme_man on Oct 20, 10 at 6:46am

    Too far

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    Submitted by Genius_Prototype on Oct 30, 10 at 9:31pm

    I lol'd hard, really hard... It hurts

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    Submitted by caitiee on Oct 20, 10 at 1:27am

    This was on FML....

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    Submitted by ssdd123 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:30am

    stole this from fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 10 at 5:41pm

    There are still chicks out there that don't wax?

  • Submitted by imdown on Oct 19, 10 at 6:10pm

    That's gross

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    Submitted by whatever234567 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:02pm

    Good man. And props to the girl for staying real

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    Submitted by paigeyk on Jul 11, 11 at 2:13pm

    won't go down if the grass ain't cut.