he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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You should hire Axl Rose to hide in your closet and everytime you bring a guy home he can jump out and sing, "Welcome to the jungle, this girl doesn't shave."
I made an account just so I could say that this is awesome. I now have the song, with your lyrics, stuck in my head.
I might have to write an entire parody of Welcome to the Jungle now. Yes. Yes I definitely do.
Any guy who thinks every girl has to shave her snatch bald spends more time watching porn than he does getting laid.
agreed...i'm pretty sure a lot of men appreciate the sign of woman-ness...that way they don't feel like they're going down on a 14 year old teenager.
disagreed...Picking hair out of your teeth afterward is no fun, regardless how delicious it is or how womanly it appears, if ur not gonna shave at least trim it down
indifferent. I like both ends of the spectrum, honestly. I've had both and I don't know if I could choose a favorite.
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML\n\nWhat an original text!
In some cases, deforestation is acceptable.
and any girl who thinks that shaving her snatch is a complete waste of time obviously does NOT get laid all that often. As a woman, shaving makes me feel that much cleaner!
Even if I'm NOT getting laid, I still keep mine clean. It's a personal choice..I pity the people who never shave. Gross.
Rule 99 (all you youngsters listen up): shaved or unshaved, having you twat beard described as a jungle is bad. Jungles are messy. If you're gonna keep hair, maintain it you lazy gorilla... Same for guys.
That's why I wax that shit!!
Proof that most TFLNs are fake\nThis was posted on FML lol
For those who say girls who shave remind them of twelve year old girls, does that mean if they shave their armpits they're twelve year old girls? Some people just like to look/feel clean, so saying that is not true.
Hahahahah maybe shave?
Lol... Shaving makes it prickly and gross. Not to mention all the infected hairs... Waxing makes it weird feeling o.O I sure don't enjoy dragging my face against a bush, or the pube-floss. I like mine soft and trimmed. Easiest/best was to do it.
Nope, we want it shaved
What did you gain by copying and pasting off FML?
Some guys like some hair down there and some don't. If having hair there is their preference then why does it matter? Honestly it's natural. Besides there's nothing gross about neat and trimmed. Guys aren't expected to shave it all off.
It annoys the crap out of me when people say hair removal makes them feel 'clean'. WASHING makes me feel clean, shaving makes me feel smooth.
I'm a chick and I say wax that. It's standard in cali shave it or wax just get it done
Ummm..."Your lion can sleep in MY jungle tonight!"\n...I tried.
I'd like to give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that it's the same person from the FML. Too bad the OP from the FML is from Canada and this text is from Texas. Do people even try anymore?
@glazed-I haven't stopped singin that shit since I read it. And delicious...yes. Fur is an absolute no no
to whoever said shaving makes it prickly and gross and infected hairs, um your obviously doin something wrong down there.
Hey this was on FML wth?
maybe it was the same person on here AND fml...just sayin its possible. no need to start the 'fuck you its fake kill yourself' posts yet
Good man. And props to the girl for staying real
If you don't wax it then no self respecting man will wax that ass
stole this from fml
won't go down if the grass ain't cut.
I lol'd hard, really hard... It hurts
This was on FML....
There are still chicks out there that don't wax?