He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She even gives head with a lisp.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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