My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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This is a lot funnier if you imagine George Costanza saying it.
Hahah omg bet daddy won't cramp your style anymore!!!
I hope this was a dude...
Lock the door, stupid. Or is Daddy still paying your rent?
someone's got daddy issues.
Is nothing sacred
Ha! My family owns my building, can't take away anyone's keys... It's all about the chain lock.
You can solve that problem by locking your door or taking away his key.
@ww2_lover... Win. Hahhahaa
Tell me you stopped!
He came to collect the rent, oh I see you were preparing your payment!
It happened\nTo me\nToo!!!
Okay. It's called a key. Use it to lock the door, and it won't happen again.
Ok. Nobody cares douche