My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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This is a lot funnier if you imagine George Costanza saying it.
Hahah omg bet daddy won't cramp your style anymore!!!
I hope this was a dude...
Lock the door, stupid. Or is Daddy still paying your rent?
someone's got daddy issues.
Is nothing sacred
You can solve that problem by locking your door or taking away his key.
Ha! My family owns my building, can't take away anyone's keys... It's all about the chain lock.
@ww2_lover... Win. Hahhahaa
Tell me you stopped!
He came to collect the rent, oh I see you were preparing your payment!
Okay. It's called a key. Use it to lock the door, and it won't happen again.
It happened\nTo me\nToo!!!
Ok. Nobody cares douche