You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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Pine sol-ish? That would probably be Gin
That would be gin.
Said8ed...he'll just make a new account.
I'm just glad the first comment wasn't something like "He must've been firsty" or some lame shit like that.
Either you have no idea what water is or you probably failed Chemistry class back in the day. Either way, I pity your toilet.
First rule to Chemistry class (and just common sense): don't drink something if you have no clue as to what it is. It could possibly lead to death.
Are you fucking retarded or something? He was drunk and grabbing things and drinking them like drunk people do. He wasn't doing a chemical analysis to determine their composition.
Maybe, if we all hit the "Report" button on dick_scott's comments, they'll do good by us and shut him down.
and I read this text thinking it was funny.....I was wrong....
Contact solution is a laxitive!! Lmao
Wow... fail. I really wonder what happened in your esophagus and liver with that pine sol-ish stuff. Take care of your body man!
TexasWDollarsign, the fact that you posted that is just as bad.
Maybe you should drink water from the tap from now on...
"Got depressed, and drank water -hoping- it was Gin."
Next time do the world a favor and drink Draino first.
You're all fired! Effective yesterday.