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  • My ex used a glow in the dark condom once. After he put it on, he started breathing in my ear like Darth Vader.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:19am
  • That is so hot! I thought my patriotic condoms were great, but these are so much better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:50am
  • I've bought some!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:27pm
  • hahaha omg, now im going to be afraid every time i see star wars...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:04pm
  • The last guy I got with only had a glow in the dark condom. On the package it said "not to be used as a contraceptive or to prevent stds" it didn't even glow in the dark. Needless to say he didn't get any that night

    Submitted by MissAnonymous on Jun 22, 10 at 5:24pm
  • So you could go from like Yoda to Obiwan all in one night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:08am
  • Be careful with those.. if she's epileptic the wrong pace and she's having a seisure... Could be good... Could be bad... just saying. Stay safe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:22pm
  • where can one purchase such an item?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Haha that's hellza funny

    Submitted by epicsaurous on May 14, 10 at 11:49pm
  • My boyfriend bought these once, made me laugh so hard but he was so horny he fucked me while I laughed.... now that I think Bout it not the most romantic sex ever

    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 9, 10 at 10:29pm
  • i hope to god some star wars ass fools dont read this and try to have 'light sabor" fights at their next convention... ACTUALLY..............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:59am
  • So you could go from like Yoda to Obiwan all in one night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:04am