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  Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

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  It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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  (251): Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance (303): It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime. http://tfl.nu/1z36
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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49pm

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  anonumous person #3 is definitely a virgin...

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:48am

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  LOL i think Bob Ross is funnier then Chuck Norris. and melding them... amazing. Good job. im putting this on my quotes section. just amazing.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:24pm

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  or maybe the rest of you are, seeing as you still think chuck norris jokes are funny.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:11am

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  I wish I could give this one million thumbs up

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:04pm

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  This rocks. So much.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:10pm

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  Only Bruce lee or some autobots could defeat that

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:01am

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  I live in 251...not THAT bad..........(it is) but this sounds like something Jeff would say..

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:55am

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  10:55 go fuck yourself

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  Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on May 5, 10 at 3:34pm

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  Terminator ftw

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:49pm

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  why would anyone go to alabama? i guess it is pretty easy to find, just keep walking untill you smell it, and go a little further until you step in it.

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  Submitted by cobra8645 on Apr 15, 10 at 3:11pm

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  Chuck Norris sucks

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:55am

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  A fellow 251er letting you know that this is genius!!!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:55pm

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  figures someone from ALABAMA would say something as stupid as this. its the gooch of the united states, and smells as such

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:44pm

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  Bruce Lee could not defeat him dumbass, he's dead. Chuck/Bob = 1 Bruce = 0 Aaaaaand Autobots = 90,000,000,000!!! Rofls.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:43pm

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  yeah im sure youve been here fucker

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  Submitted by rooooxanne on Aug 7, 10 at 9:12am

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  Yeessss. I was really hoping I wasn't the only one aware of Bob Ross and his happy little trees...

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