The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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She's just practicing for when she runs out of quarters to run the vibrating bed.
Go help her idiot
She's living Carpe Diem out to the fullest! Good for her!
Darwin at it's best.
If it was Darwin at it's best, wouldn't she be in the middle of the street? It's hard to get run over in your lawn.
Being run over in the street makes the death too quick. In the lawn is a nice slow, agonizing and hard lesson learning death.
Prolly just a spontaneous orgasm...
There's prostitutes in Nebraska?