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  • 87 58
    Submitted by Cthulhu on Dec 1, 10 at 3:33pm

    This is America. There's no such thing as 'natural selection'.

  • 87 60
    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 3:24pm

    Zachnee it amazes me that you survived natural selection

    • 59 81
      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 1, 10 at 3:47pm

      Ohhh don't worry, natural selection isn't finished with that one quite yet.

      • 52 69
        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 6:28pm

        In Nature, his parents would have eaten him at birth.

        • 64 59
          Submitted by anon33 on Dec 3, 10 at 6:18pm

          Evolution acts on a population, not a single person. There will always be some...you know to keep shit interesting.

  • 70 48
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 1, 10 at 3:17pm

    Wow got a life much?

    • 55 81
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:24pm

      that's how he trolls

  • 62 62
    Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Dec 1, 10 at 8:50pm

    I love this!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 2, 10 at 4:25am

    Another reason I don't ride elevators.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:06pm

    Third.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 5:49am

    Mmm, nachos. . . Sounds bloody good.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by rico69suave on Dec 3, 10 at 12:28am

    Anyone else notice just how seamless that transition was from blood in elevators to nacho-craving? It was like watching Fox News (which I don't suggest)

  • 61 84
    Submitted by pink746 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:09pm

    First!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:07pm

    Fourth.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 1, 10 at 10:31pm

    Thanks Cthulhu... I was gonna say that.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:08pm

    Fifth.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by waterdrops on Dec 2, 10 at 4:57am

    I appreciate the efficency of this text

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 1:51am

    Who's blood and where do nachos come into play???

  • 52 88
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:11pm

    Sixth.

    • 47 69
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:35pm

      When you get to Sixth, it's a trollocaust

      • 53 66
        Submitted by RyanM on Dec 1, 10 at 3:49pm

        7th = trollocide?

        • 68 72
          Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 4:28pm

          8th= trollmageddon

          • 44 51
            Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 4:47pm

            this is turning into The Trollocalypse

            • 45 64
              Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 1, 10 at 7:51pm

              trollionare!

            • 58 54
              Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 8:21pm

              A few more and it'll be trollapalooza

  • 53 95
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    Second.

  • 44 87
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 1, 10 at 3:04pm

    First