I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Funny text. :)\n\nDon't encourage the "first" shit. Lol.
Peanut butter goes better with pretzels, but then you get firsty.
Classic. @Steve: nice way to work in "first"
Peanut butter hides the smell of alcohol on your breath. Unfortunately it doesn't fool a breathalyzer, so its only good for hiding it from family and the like.