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    Submitted by EricWinholt on Sep 13, 10 at 11:49pm

    Funny text. :)\n\nDon't encourage the "first" shit. Lol.

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 13, 10 at 12:01pm

    Peanut butter goes better with pretzels, but then you get firsty.

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    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 13, 10 at 8:12pm

    Classic. @Steve: nice way to work in "first"

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    Submitted by Bacon_Ecstasy on Aug 7, 12 at 12:30am

    Peanut butter hides the smell of alcohol on your breath. Unfortunately it doesn't fool a breathalyzer, so its only good for hiding it from family and the like.