Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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your body is just making room for more
Shouldn't have let yourself run out of booze
thats probably what its there for.
You can get drunk off of one beer if you take a proton pump inhibitor prior to boozing. Now every college kid is looking up what that is. Youre welcome.
This txt makes me firsty
Nah. That's just the alcoholics' version of Premature Ejaculation.