I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Aww, and I bet he loves you(r pussy) just as much!
You will love him so much more as he continues to do it years from now while you work to support him. Yay!!!
In Soviet Russia, beer opens itself
Up the beer can to a champagne bottle.
That's a fucking keeper right there. I wish I could find a lady like that.
Haha so this is about me and im dead serious.
2 years from here you wouldn't be able to sleep due the same sound.just saying
Don't you mean 2 years from now?
If its in the morning, it's a redbull, if its last 2 it's beer