then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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"i like turtles"
my thoughts exactly. high five.
Was it dead?!?
Is that a euphemism for having sex with a frigid bitch?
So that's what the kids are callin it these days
Hey dumb PETA wannabe bitch, turtles can survive comfortably in a fridge. That shit is atleast 33 degrees; Where do you propose east coast turtles go in the winter? I assure you it's not south for the winter.
my 1st firsty
If only this was a euphemism and it went "back in its shell" when they walked in
Something that could happen
gotta love animal abuse! btw you're a piece of shit