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  • 84 49
    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 11:15am

    Nonsense. Anyone could. I was looking through the pictures on my phone the other day and there was a picture of me smiling next to my niece, somehow stuck in the middle of a string of pictures of me naked that I sent to my boyfriend. Children see us as different people than who we are in our private lives.

    • 56 66
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 4:42am

      Yeah, but, those Satanic rituals are completely different. :D

  • 78 55
    Submitted by gbabyfresh on Nov 24, 10 at 12:18am

    dude, im a teacher some of the things these kids are doing now is insane like what we didnt do until we were 18

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 21, 10 at 1:47pm

    Someone got it up the ass.

  • 78 73
    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 1:42pm

    but you really should stop wearing the chucky cheese costume to those fluffer parties

  • 66 51
    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 11:38pm

    I like ya figuratively, you can send me nekked pics of you anytime

  • 63 48
    Submitted by IhateFrance on Nov 21, 10 at 11:41pm

    Sounds like someone fucked a furry

  • 77 89
    Submitted by cumbuckets on Nov 21, 10 at 11:51am

    Somebody call 9-1-no one gives a fuck, stop over thinking a damn text

    • 56 57
      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 12:18pm

      It's over-thinking to you. It's just thinking to me. It's just the difference in our brain function.

      • 55 64
        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 22, 10 at 12:14am

        Their brain function is most likely inhibited by the "cumbuckets" they ingested for breakfast this morning...Figuratively speaking.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 21, 10 at 5:36pm

    lol we all have those moments

  • 63 68
    Submitted by radosity on Nov 21, 10 at 12:37pm

    Figuratively, the reason no one likes you is because you're a self-important, egomaniacal ass.

    • 54 60
      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 12:57pm

      Funny, I don't remember wondering why no one liked me. But thanks for trying to clear things up anyway.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 5:51pm

    Figuratively, I'd like to offer you a position within my organization. Everyone else is fired!

    • 48 65
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 4:41am

      On all fours?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by antzilla on Nov 22, 10 at 8:21am

    I would love to meet u all,then slap each of u repeatedly!

  • 61 75
    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Nov 21, 10 at 12:07pm

    Figuratively speaking... You're an idiot. Well said Mr. Buckets