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(860): View more from Connecticut

Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?

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(319): View more from Iowa

One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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(707): View more from California

He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

who is the naked dude on the coffee table

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thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(908): View more from New Jersey

best eviction party ever.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.

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(239): View more from Florida

We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious

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