He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
this is stuff of legends. he better have gotten laid after this.
Give him a fucking medal
What a champ
Helllll yea...that's epic right there. Question is...does he remember it?!?
So turned on...
My hero on so many dysfunctional levels
wow this guys like invincible!!!
Yep!! That's a boss right there!!
I once did a big line of heroin after being banged in the ass with a strap on.
@dontsayTHATSGAY\nThe quote is from an actual seventies show called the Four Million Dollar Man\n\nMoron
He's my new idol like farva
All eyes on him
worsttextever this site is made for 20 year olds not 40 year old virgins like yourself
33 seconds? Big deal. I know a guy did 70
He sounds like a real winner. Way to go!
Another drinking text. How old are you idiots, really?
"texts from last night" sort of implies that you would've sent the text after sex, while drinking or taking drugs. or engaging in any sort of "idiotic" behaviour, really.