11:54…really? is it that big of a deal? half of these are from weeks ago, I'll bet. That's not technically last night, but you may have gotten a helluva kick out of them.
Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jackson's unexpected death. They've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They are blaming it on the boogie.
1:44
Of course, his starting out as a child musician was just a lifelong plot to cover up his eventual (supposed) pedophilia. He had that much foresight!
hahah i love how people get so crazy online sometimes. who the fuck cares where MJ is? haha so many people on TFLN have said "theres no heaven" but do you think there's a hell if there's no heaven? anyways, i thought only youtube was made for arguing about stuff that doesn't matter
+this was funny hahah
I can't believe you're all debating wheter or not they/he got into heaven. There is no heaven or hell you fucking nobs. But he did diddle little boys regardless of your religious beliefs. He even admitted it in that whacked out documentary "living with michael". He was a total sicko who happened to make some good music decades ago.
11;02 - I agree w/ you - Ryan's pissed, Farrah probs wouldn't care - she didn't appear to have the ego that fuck-Ryan did - & either way; both MJ & Farrah should be allowed to rip - I believe they both lead tourcherd lives, his worse and his actions spoke to that end. May the children he may have hurt have peace as well.
Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change
qft
farrah was a wonderful human being that fought a terrible disease. she hung on as long as she could and gave millions with the same disease inspiration, may she rest in peace.
however, michael jackson.. obviously molested children..good musician, Shitty person.
I've been thinking the same thing for the last two days. I hate that no one gives her recognition. She has a whole hair style named for her for goodness sakes!
i was thinking the same exact thing!! poor farrah... she suffers so much and then she dies and no one notices cuz of mj. not that mj dying isn't sad and everything, but did it have to be on the same day?
Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change. Nah, but really, RIP King of Pop.
guys. enough with the little boys jokes. Michael Jackson was a creep, but he made up for it in spades with the other shit he did. You're only making jokes about it because when you were 12 you fantasized about riding his monochrome disco stick to Thriller
this really is not the place to discuss weather either of them are going to heaven or hell. seriously, they JUST died and it is so rude to say that someone is going to hell when it hasn't even been 24 hours (not that it's ever right). it was a funny text. if you get so easily offended, why the fuck are you on this site anyway?
Please people ,
lets not make fun of michael jackson
lets remember the most important thing that he taught us
that you can be white and black at the same time
wow, how about grow up and have respect for people who have died. none of you know either of them personally, nor do i, so get a life and grow the hell up.
Did you hear what they are going to do with the remains?...Since he's 99% plastic they're going to melt him down into legos so that children can play with him for a change.
"In New York's Times Square, a low groan went up in the crowd when a screen flashed that Jackson had died, and people began relaying the news to friends by cell phone." i cant decide whether they are excited or sad. if i were them i would be telling people its finally safe to let the little boys play outside again!!
this site is so ridiculous lol. there's always a post that starts a rant. whether michael jackson is in heaven, whether god exists, how you like your crotch shaved, whether the text is real, who thinks new jersey is disgusting, etc. this site offers so much more than just a simple text. thanks for the humor guys.
Does heaven even exist? Now that's a conversation for TFLN. Lets call upon the spirit of MJ and Farrah. Teen boys beware and anyone that hates names that start with Farrah leave
Pfft, they will never be having words. Farah's in heaven, and angels have no reason to visit hell even if it is to yell at shits for getting the most undeserved press coverage.
OMG people need to STFU right this minute about whether or not MJ was a child molester or whether or not they're in heaven and ESPECIALLY about how this text isn't from "last night". Those of you from this third category especially need to stop being so retarded. You are the reason why I am a misanthrope. I hate you.
You think Jacko the Whacko went to heaven? Hmmm...might want to reconsider the entry criteria, I am fairly certain molesting kids isn't going to get you there. Just ask any Catholic priest.
i agree hes fucking dirty
the shit he did he deserves to die, no care in the world
but bring on the jokes
mcdonalds are introducing a burger in respect to MJ
its 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns haha
yea, the music world lost a very talented musician.... too bad he had to be a prediphile. Fanatics are crying, but little boys and their familes are all going, "whew! One less freak to worry about."
Ugh...the only reason Michael stole Farrah's thunder IMO, is because due to her condition, people, aka the media, were not expecting her to live much longer so when news of her death started spreading, it wasn't much of a surprise to them. But then hours later, Michael is rushed to the hospital & then pronounced dead, it was a GINORMOUS (lol) surprise. So that is how & why he stole her thunder. I bet Ryan's PISSED off!!
ok i hate michael jackson
but farrah fawcett is my idol! and like when i found out mj died on the same day i was like stupid fucker. he is probably rapeing little boys in their dreams.
hahaha... MJ, my friend, may have been an amazing artist that changed the face of music... but he is most certainly not in heaven. Farrah is rocking out there by herself.
ha, officially offical, everyone was thinking the same thing, i can hear the convo now...
Farah- "u knw, i was dying with cancer, i gave ppl notice so i culd hav attention, wtf r ur issues stealing my time?"
*MJ does impressive dance move*
Farah- "fair enough."
May they both rest in peace.
What was so so amazing abt farrah? Besides being "hot" she did not do anything truly amazing that any other super famous actress has done or is doing. I didn't start hearing abt her again until she was abt to die. I'mnot saying it doesn't suck she died, but she was not on the same level of MJ. Rip Michael!
I wonder if megan's law applies in Heaven, and if so, Does MJ have to inform his new neighbors that he shouldn't be with in so many yards of small angels
but the only reason we kept hearing mj was be cause he was doing things that were bad like playing with little kids. so im gonna go with i'd rather not here about some one for a few years then hear about them because there in court for playing with little kids or plastic surgery gone wrong. but it is still very sad that they died mj did have a huge impact on the music world
So 2:54 are you saying some people don't find new jersey disgusting? And I think we all can agree mj was just a bit odd. Whether or not he was a pedophile we may never know.
this was totally my FB status.. actually it said "freakin michael jackson had to go steal farrah's thunder.. well at least now little boys everywhere are safe.. unless they're catholic"
1:50am
I'm not 1;44 but why are you bringing up MJs music career? 1:44 said he created an illusion to hide what he was really up to. He didn't mean his music, he meant his supposed caring about kids and wanting to help them. That should've been obvious.
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