I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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11:54…really? is it that big of a deal? half of these are from weeks ago, I'll bet. That's not technically last night, but you may have gotten a helluva kick out of them.
1995 called. They want their sense of humor back.
(And yes, I realize the irony of this post.)
ahh i thought of this as well! so true!
Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jackson's unexpected death. They've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They are blaming it on the boogie.
ABILENE!!! or the specks of towns surrounding...
Little boys across America are so happy right now.
9:38! Is mine toooo!!!!
Ha! I thought the same thing. Glad I'm not alone. . .
I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to say anything can "make up for" liking/allegedly touching little boys, but I see your point.
MJ didn't get anal sex cuz boys weren't doin it to him... anyone do a study to see if his "misunderstood friends" ever got anal illness?
MJ is NOT in heaven.
too soon, too soon =\
Everyone read 2:54 please. He said it nicely.
hahaha....child molesters aren't in heaven, silly.
you stole my thunder by texting that.
They only died today. How could this possibly be from "last night"
10:55 nailed it on the head
wowwwwwwww grow up and get over it and move on with your lives.
^^ because they both made little boys everywhere happy during their lives on eart.
you weren't sitting next to her. she was most definitely not in a bar.
So, my pointing out that jokes about MJ's pedophilia are stupidly old means I respect it?
there is no way either of them are in heaven
im 100% sure i was sitting next to the lady who wrote this. it was at a bar..i saw her texting and then she said exactly that outloud. strange.
Of course, his starting out as a child musician was just a lifelong plot to cover up his eventual (supposed) pedophilia. He had that much foresight!
I had a roomful of people here tonight and this post was one of the first things that came up! Btw....some of you REALLY need to lighten up....
except michael jackson probably didn't make it up there
9:31.. why do people get onto this website just to argue.. it's just sad..
HAHAHAHAHA I was totally thinking this earlier.
Its obviously horrible that they both passed, but this text is gold.
hahah i love how people get so crazy online sometimes. who the fuck cares where MJ is? haha so many people on TFLN have said "theres no heaven" but do you think there's a hell if there's no heaven? anyways, i thought only youtube was made for arguing about stuff that doesn't matter
+this was funny hahah
11:35 thank you for the truth.
i thought it was funny but sad at the same time.
Heaven doesn't exist. But if it did, that'd sooo be happening. haha! Michael is more internationally renowned and revered.
Hahaha this tribute to her came on today while i was channel surfing and i was like " O YEA SHE DID DIE DIDNT SHE!!!"
11;02 - I agree w/ you - Ryan's pissed, Farrah probs wouldn't care - she didn't appear to have the ego that fuck-Ryan did - & either way; both MJ & Farrah should be allowed to rip - I believe they both lead tourcherd lives, his worse and his actions spoke to that end. May the children he may have hurt have peace as well.
child molesterors dont deserve respect, i dont care what/who else he has done
i literally said this same thing haha
so someone who is the definition of a pop/rock star doesn't deserve respect?
Are we seriously going to get into a discussion about whether or not MJ and Farrah are in heaven? ON TFLN!?!?? Really????
I spermed inside of Farrah Fawcett.
i thought the exact same thing!!! she should be getting just as much atttention
haha hell must be one happening place right now..just picture MJ and the devil doing the thriller dance together.
A little out of taste but funny as hell... Ferrah deserves just as much mourning... We will miss the angel and the king(of pop)!
Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change
too soon man you guys are d*cks....
At the pearly gates god gave Farrah one wish.
"Just keep all the worlds children safe" she asked.
So he killed MJ
I can't believe you're all debating wheter or not they/he got into heaven. There is no heaven or hell you fucking nobs. But he did diddle little boys regardless of your religious beliefs. He even admitted it in that whacked out documentary "living with michael". He was a total sicko who happened to make some good music decades ago.
2 tools. So original. Someone hand them a medal
why do you care?
the text is funny
maybe you should clean the sand out of your vaj and stop finding things wrong with a stupid website
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
I've been thinking the same thing for the last two days. I hate that no one gives her recognition. She has a whole hair style named for her for goodness sakes!
9:31; shut up and just laugh like everyone else did.
well now his kids can sleep better at night
farrah was a wonderful human being that fought a terrible disease. she hung on as long as she could and gave millions with the same disease inspiration, may she rest in peace.
however, michael jackson.. obviously molested children..good musician, Shitty person.
if heaven and hell actually existed(which they don't), michael jackson would not be there.
i was thinking the same exact thing!! poor farrah... she suffers so much and then she dies and no one notices cuz of mj. not that mj dying isn't sad and everything, but did it have to be on the same day?
Farrah's dying wish was to make sure every child on earth was safe...God granted her wish by killing Michael Jackson
After MJ put out the Thriller album, he pretty much reserved the right to touch a few kids.
And of course, Ed McMahon will host the event.
11:35, i think you're my hero.
12.23 - the only reason why your sticking up for him is because your daddy touches you - and you enjoy it.
SICK SICK SICK you are horrible people
If your text isn't funny, and/or the person isn't drunk and it's NOT last night, don't be an idiot and post it.
"In New York's Times Square, a low groan went up in the crowd when a screen flashed that Jackson had died, and people began relaying the news to friends by cell phone." i cant decide whether they are excited or sad. if i were them i would be telling people its finally safe to let the little boys play outside again!!
guys. enough with the little boys jokes. Michael Jackson was a creep, but he made up for it in spades with the other shit he did. You're only making jokes about it because when you were 12 you fantasized about riding his monochrome disco stick to Thriller
She will always be an Angel! & he'll always be a Devil!
9:29 one word: acquitted
oh 2:54....you read my mind. give people an anonymous posting board and they will argue absolutely ANYTHING. love it.
Heh, I thought/texted the same thing.
yea and ed mcmahon is kickin both there asses
3:30 - We know he was a pedo because I say so...it happened to me...
I don't think Michael Jackson would make it to heaven.
this really is not the place to discuss weather either of them are going to heaven or hell. seriously, they JUST died and it is so rude to say that someone is going to hell when it hasn't even been 24 hours (not that it's ever right). it was a funny text. if you get so easily offended, why the fuck are you on this site anyway?
Please people ,
lets not make fun of michael jackson
lets remember the most important thing that he taught us
that you can be white and black at the same time
You know that michael jackson would never be allowed in heaven because there are just too many little boys in heaven for god to take that risk.
My roommate and I totally had this conversation!
What makes you think they are in heaven?
Breaking news! Little league teams all
Over the world are rejoiciing today.
Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change. Nah, but really, RIP King of Pop.
michael's so gonna get bitch-slapped. farah fawcett FTW!!!!
no way they got to heaven. sad but true.
wow, how about grow up and have respect for people who have died. none of you know either of them personally, nor do i, so get a life and grow the hell up.
is it bad that you roll your eyes at everything you read above and it hurts? you all suck
I was thinking the same thing... then burst out laughing at this text -sigh-
I bet they're NOT in heaven!!!!
1:32 the person texted it to me hahah. she wasn't in a bar.
did your mommy and daddy hug you when you were younger?
if people get so upset by all this. here's a thought, don't get on this site.
There's no way MJ is in heaven, though funny this text is impossible.
if either of them get to heaven.
niiicceee i bet this is true. <3 both of them
Wow. U guys got a great argument over that! But I have to say, I said the EXACT same thing. Totally stole her thunder.
Did you hear what they are going to do with the remains?...Since he's 99% plastic they're going to melt him down into legos so that children can play with him for a change.
Most brilliant text ever.
lol this is funny but its so sad
9:45 : OJ was acquitted too, but we all know he did it. Just sayin'.
He might be the single greatest recording artist that used to be on earth, but I refuse to believe he is in heaven
Does heaven even exist? Now that's a conversation for TFLN. Lets call upon the spirit of MJ and Farrah. Teen boys beware and anyone that hates names that start with Farrah leave
Child molesters don't go to heaven... Sorry MJ... ok, I'm not
THANK YOU thats what ive been saying all day
MJ is just another OJ, he was acquitted, but everyone knows what he did.
this site is so ridiculous lol. there's always a post that starts a rant. whether michael jackson is in heaven, whether god exists, how you like your crotch shaved, whether the text is real, who thinks new jersey is disgusting, etc. this site offers so much more than just a simple text. thanks for the humor guys.
2:17 - A phone poll conducted by a pseudo-news program AND a wiki said that? Geez, we can't argue with that sort of credibility...
all of the child molestor jokes are pretty outdated.
..and none of them are remotely funny
i agree hes fucking dirty
the shit he did he deserves to die, no care in the world
but bring on the jokes
mcdonalds are introducing a burger in respect to MJ
its 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns haha
OMG people need to STFU right this minute about whether or not MJ was a child molester or whether or not they're in heaven and ESPECIALLY about how this text isn't from "last night". Those of you from this third category especially need to stop being so retarded. You are the reason why I am a misanthrope. I hate you.
when we saw the news that MJ died, my brother said "now parents don't have to worry so much about their little boys" lol
Pfft, they will never be having words. Farah's in heaven, and angels have no reason to visit hell even if it is to yell at shits for getting the most undeserved press coverage.
The child molesting MJ died today. The pop icon MJ died with the first nose job and bleaching.
So you can actually make up for molesting kids?!? No way.
yea, the music world lost a very talented musician.... too bad he had to be a prediphile. Fanatics are crying, but little boys and their familes are all going, "whew! One less freak to worry about."
haha i definitely thought this too!!
You think Jacko the Whacko went to heaven? Hmmm...might want to reconsider the entry criteria, I am fairly certain molesting kids isn't going to get you there. Just ask any Catholic priest.
Do vaginas even exist?
due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a chance
who gives a fuck if he was a child molester. dirty diana is the shit. and so is thriller.
why are all of you playing God and saying MJ isn't in heaven, how would you know? oh that's right you don't. stop judging people you don't know
I agree with everything you said up until the words "hell exists". Now you're just the one who is delusional.
ddnt Evlis marry a 16 y/o?
Hahah @ "monochrome disco stick"
actually, david carradine has them tied up in purgatory.
Ugh...the only reason Michael stole Farrah's thunder IMO, is because due to her condition, people, aka the media, were not expecting her to live much longer so when news of her death started spreading, it wasn't much of a surprise to them. But then hours later, Michael is rushed to the hospital & then pronounced dead, it was a GINORMOUS (lol) surprise. So that is how & why he stole her thunder. I bet Ryan's PISSED off!!
The day that music died
I'm pretty sure this website is "Texts from LAST NIGHT." This can't be more than six hours old...
IDGAF? WOW. professional texter indeed.
hahaha this is so funny! This is what my facebook status is and then I clicked here and bam!! Other people think like me :)
1:44; while I like the inclusion of "monochrome disco stick," at least credit 11:35 for it (me) hahah
What was so so amazing abt farrah? Besides being "hot" she did not do anything truly amazing that any other super famous actress has done or is doing. I didn't start hearing abt her again until she was abt to die. I'mnot saying it doesn't suck she died, but she was not on the same level of MJ. Rip Michael!
People have their opinions. Deal with it.
2:17 - Wikipedia is not a valid resource for information.
hahaha... MJ, my friend, may have been an amazing artist that changed the face of music... but he is most certainly not in heaven. Farrah is rocking out there by herself.
ok i hate michael jackson
but farrah fawcett is my idol! and like when i found out mj died on the same day i was like stupid fucker. he is probably rapeing little boys in their dreams.
most bizzarre news day ever.
ha, officially offical, everyone was thinking the same thing, i can hear the convo now...
Farah- "u knw, i was dying with cancer, i gave ppl notice so i culd hav attention, wtf r ur issues stealing my time?"
*MJ does impressive dance move*
Farah- "fair enough."
May they both rest in peace.
same thought crossed my head, that and farrah saying "michael wtf are you doing here you were alive when i left?!"
little boys all over the world are dancing in celebration
I wonder if megan's law applies in Heaven, and if so, Does MJ have to inform his new neighbors that he shouldn't be with in so many yards of small angels
He's probably asking her she got anal cancer but he didn't
but the only reason we kept hearing mj was be cause he was doing things that were bad like playing with little kids. so im gonna go with i'd rather not here about some one for a few years then hear about them because there in court for playing with little kids or plastic surgery gone wrong. but it is still very sad that they died mj did have a huge impact on the music world
Holy shit, I just sent that very same text to someone earlier today. That is just so like MJ. Oh well, I miss them both.
HAHA burn in hell Mikey !
LMAO!!!! This is hillarious!
9:31 don't be an idiot ur whole life.
So 2:54 are you saying some people don't find new jersey disgusting? And I think we all can agree mj was just a bit odd. Whether or not he was a pedophile we may never know.
I was JUST thinking the same thing :P ugh.
i'm expecting a thriller-themed zombie apocalypse any day now
this is so true!!!! i thought about that earlier today :(
omg I JUST texted the same thing to my friend
I'm not 1;44 but why are you bringing up MJs music career? 1:44 said he created an illusion to hide what he was really up to. He didn't mean his music, he meant his supposed caring about kids and wanting to help them. That should've been obvious.
This better get best/worst of all time. I haven't decided if its good or bad yet..
That child molesting freak is nowhere near heaven.
9:45 four words: court of public opinion
hahahahha thats so good!
MJ totally Kanye'd her.
I don't think child molestors go to heaven.
this was totally my FB status.. actually it said "freakin michael jackson had to go steal farrah's thunder.. well at least now little boys everywhere are safe.. unless they're catholic"
All these Michael Jackson child molestor jokes make me feel like I'm in middle school all over again.
Ed McMahon is saying "Fuck both of yall"
Too soon? I don't think so.
Not nearly as mad as Ed McMahon is at the both of them.
michael jackson isnt in heaven.
Rest in peace MJ. Live in peace young boys........
1:28 she could have been at a bar...
i think its rude of you to jugde people when mj died today
Oh my god, it's not really from last night!? The shock! The horror! Next you'll tell us that some of these aren't even real texts!
thats fucked up, but i still got a good laugh
9:29, I'm pretty sure child molestors don't go to Heaven but reat humanitarians do. That's what he was so stop being a douche and give some respect.
12.08 - lighten up princess
and stupid post
i just dont respect child molestors; but hey, whatever does it for you ;)
MJ is most likely the only person ever to go from an adorable little cocoa brown boy to ghostly white, ghoulish looking creature.
i so agree. i was thinking the exact same thing. poor farrah.
shame theyre both in hell
RIP One Gloved Wonder
lol, i'm almost positive that MJ went to hell, just sayin', they usually don't let child molesters into heaven, no matter how talented they are.
Mj didn't die he got a job at Disney world
I hope Prince Prince and Paris get a chance at a somewhat normal, decent childhood now...