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  • I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. When Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert looking for strippers and cocaine.

    Submitted by Smirnoff on Sep 29, 10 at 10:15pm
  • fake..the guy towing has to check for passengers

    Submitted by tk503 on Sep 29, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Okay, I'm done.

    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Sep 29, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Pretty sure this would never happen.. The people would have checked the car before they towed it... Just sayin

    Submitted by Dakota360 on Sep 29, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Hes black

    Submitted by hentailover on Sep 29, 10 at 9:15pm
  • not possible.

    Submitted by dexter75 on Sep 29, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I wasn't sure of what really happened. But since he explained it with "apparently," now I understand.

    Submitted by mel24 on Sep 29, 10 at 10:49pm
  • LOLOLOLOLL!!! You must have been so drunk!! ROFLCOPTERS

    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 29, 10 at 5:53pm
  • @Smirnoff. "Hangover" quote FTW!! i'm surprised you remember the whole thing.

    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 30, 10 at 3:20am
  • Haha I love this

    Submitted by yellowduck on Sep 29, 10 at 8:52pm
  • did wake up in the morning and flee with your car..since you had the keys and the pound doors are automatic for people going outside? if so, your life is complete

    Submitted by brownthug on Sep 30, 10 at 3:57am
  • My girl hates me because i have to study for finals!!!!! what should I do

    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Haha that's pretty funny

    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 29, 10 at 4:21pm
  • honestly i like sticking my dick in little toys and screaming O O O O yipppee... and then playn halo, i masterbare to squirrels

    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Try waking up in the impound lot!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 29, 10 at 6:06pm
  • First and at least they got a ride back home to the car lot

    Submitted by KidAmazing on Sep 29, 10 at 4:17pm
  • megan loves mike or justin ugh!!!!!

    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Epic!a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 10 at 7:32pm