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  • Submitted by Smirnoff on Sep 29, 10 at 10:15pm

    I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were two…so there was two of us in the pack. I…I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. When Doug introduced me to you guys. I thought…wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure, I just added 2 more guys to my wolf pack. 4 of us wolves running around the desert looking for strippers and cocaine.

    • 56 51
      Submitted by said8ED on Sep 30, 10 at 1:42am

      what the..................

  • 95 50
    Submitted by tk503 on Sep 29, 10 at 9:54pm

    fake..the guy towing has to check for passengers

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Dakota360 on Sep 29, 10 at 8:27pm

    Pretty sure this would never happen.. The people would have checked the car before they towed it... Just sayin

  • 53 41
    Submitted by dexter75 on Sep 29, 10 at 11:41pm

    not possible.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by hentailover on Sep 29, 10 at 9:15pm

    Hes black

    • 45 47
      Submitted by said8ED on Sep 30, 10 at 1:44am

      Maybe. You suck and that's a SURE THING

  • 58 58
    Submitted by mel24 on Sep 29, 10 at 10:49pm

    I wasn't sure of what really happened. But since he explained it with "apparently," now I understand.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 29, 10 at 5:53pm

    LOLOLOLOLL!!! You must have been so drunk!! ROFLCOPTERS

  • 54 62
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 29, 10 at 4:21pm

    Haha that's pretty funny

    • 40 52
      Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 30, 10 at 3:15am

      No, it's really not. My brother died that way.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 30, 10 at 3:20am

    @Smirnoff. "Hangover" quote FTW!! i'm surprised you remember the whole thing.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by brownthug on Sep 30, 10 at 3:57am

    did wake up in the morning and flee with your car..since you had the keys and the pound doors are automatic for people going outside? if so, your life is complete

  • 45 52
    Submitted by yellowduck on Sep 29, 10 at 8:52pm

    Haha I love this

  • 40 49
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 29, 10 at 6:06pm

    Try waking up in the impound lot!

  • 53 78
    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Sep 29, 10 at 9:20pm

    Okay, I'm done.

    • 47 59
      Submitted by said8ED on Sep 30, 10 at 1:45am

      You're hentailover aren't you? D-bag

  • 48 71
    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:56pm

    honestly i like sticking my dick in little toys and screaming O O O O yipppee... and then playn halo, i masterbare to squirrels

  • 44 65
    Submitted by KidAmazing on Sep 29, 10 at 4:17pm

    First and at least they got a ride back home to the car lot

  • 43 79
    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:52pm

    My girl hates me because i have to study for finals!!!!! what should I do

  • 30 65
    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:53pm

    megan loves mike or justin ugh!!!!!

  • 29 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 10 at 7:32pm

    Epic!a