he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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maybe he though you want some morning tea...bagging
he just wanted to show u how well the axe ball cleaner worked.
Bilbo Tea-baggins strikes again!
If he just showered, then fine. But even clean dick and balls smell like plain old dick and balls after a nights sleep...especially if it was a sweaty nights sleep (or sweaty before the sleep part, whatever)
haha as much as guys would love to wake up to a pair of boobs in their face..in my opinion as a girl waking up to balls on my face would be a rude awakening!
You better start getting alot more in the benefits department then
Haha u got smurfed xD
It's ok because you just don't remember the sex you had last night. Roofies...
Bestwit: Lmaooooo.\n\nYou should have opened your mouth, and bit them. Really.
Next time, stop fucking complaining, grab hold of his dick and suck it like a good girl....there, there, now.....good girl.....awwwwww
Do you have to be such a pig? I'm sure its frustrating to not have a life and never get laid, but why don't you just go beat off instead spewing this inane misogynistic crap?