he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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maybe he though you want some morning tea...bagging
he just wanted to show u how well the axe ball cleaner worked.
Bilbo Tea-baggins strikes again!
If he just showered, then fine. But even clean dick and balls smell like plain old dick and balls after a nights sleep...especially if it was a sweaty nights sleep (or sweaty before the sleep part, whatever)
haha as much as guys would love to wake up to a pair of boobs in their face..in my opinion as a girl waking up to balls on my face would be a rude awakening!
You better start getting alot more in the benefits department then
Haha u got smurfed xD
Bestwit: Lmaooooo.\n\nYou should have opened your mouth, and bit them. Really.
It's ok because you just don't remember the sex you had last night. Roofies...
Next time, stop fucking complaining, grab hold of his dick and suck it like a good girl....there, there, now.....good girl.....awwwwww
Do you have to be such a pig? I'm sure its frustrating to not have a life and never get laid, but why don't you just go beat off instead spewing this inane misogynistic crap?