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  • Submitted by XanonymousX on Dec 8, 10 at 11:49am

    maybe he though you want some morning tea...bagging

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 8, 10 at 12:24pm

    he just wanted to show u how well the axe ball cleaner worked.

  • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Dec 8, 10 at 2:03pm

    Bilbo Tea-baggins strikes again!

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 8, 10 at 12:49pm

    If he just showered, then fine. But even clean dick and balls smell like plain old dick and balls after a nights sleep...especially if it was a sweaty nights sleep (or sweaty before the sleep part, whatever)

  • Submitted by imbeastmode on Dec 8, 10 at 12:01pm


  • Submitted by jojKatelyn on Dec 8, 10 at 12:30pm

    haha as much as guys would love to wake up to a pair of boobs in their my opinion as a girl waking up to balls on my face would be a rude awakening!

  • Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 8, 10 at 7:40pm

    You better start getting alot more in the benefits department then

  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Dec 8, 10 at 3:47pm

    Haha u got smurfed xD

  • Submitted by texaslonestar on Dec 8, 10 at 6:09pm


  • Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 9, 10 at 11:47pm

    Bestwit: Lmaooooo.\n\nYou should have opened your mouth, and bit them. Really.

  • Submitted by blaze666 on Dec 8, 10 at 11:02pm

    It's ok because you just don't remember the sex you had last night. Roofies...

  • Submitted by niceman on Dec 9, 10 at 2:22pm

    Next time, stop fucking complaining, grab hold of his dick and suck it like a good girl....there, there, now.....good girl.....awwwwww

    • Submitted by opalquean on Dec 10, 10 at 5:33am

      Do you have to be such a pig? I'm sure its frustrating to not have a life and never get laid, but why don't you just go beat off instead spewing this inane misogynistic crap?

  • Submitted by wanderinglush on Dec 9, 10 at 12:14am