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  • Delaware the banking capital of America. All major banks are located in Delaware. We're tax free. The first state to ratify the constitution. One of the biggest partying colleges in the country & We're fucking awesome. Love, Delaware.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:12am
  • fuck you. my 302 gets no love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:46am
  • Delaware is not only a state, it was the first state in the union, you dumb piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:38pm
  • "hi...we're in Delaware..." wayne's world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:33am
  • i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am
  • I'm from DE but I go to school in a different state and I get this all the time, and also "Oh...Where is Delaware exactly?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 3:24 Delaware is small, but not insignificant. At least if you've ever had Dogfish Head. What has Ohio done except give us two terrible football and baseball teams?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:39am
    • Oh you know just aviation and all, oh and ohioan have dominated the whole going into space thing.

      Submitted by blinger on Feb 24, 10 at 12:28pm
  • i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am
  • stupid... it's spelled c-r-a-z-i-n-e-s-s. what do they teach kids in school now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:09am
  • Thank you public schools! Pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:38am
  • Wow, hating on Delaware much? I agree with who ever brought up Dogfish, cause that Punkin Ale is prime. There's nothing like sitting on the porch of Homegrown in late September, drinking a beer, and watching all the drunk freshman stumble back to the dorms. Delaware may be small, however, we are some of the nicest people you will meet. That and D.P. Dough is the best thing to get at any time of the day. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:04pm
  • now i my state small but do exist just like m&m candies thats why tax-free shopping HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Um. The vice president was the senator for Delaware. How does a nonexistent state have senators?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:28am
  • this proves that the number of braincells directly correlates to the number of teeth a person has.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:17am
  • 2:50, It's "you're," not your. Also, OP, there is a Delaware in Ohio too...which makes you double dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:59am
  • i actually just figured that out today in my civics class too....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 5:14...yes. it was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:29pm
  • you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:08pm
  • a guy did that to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:02pm
  • honestly? ohio is like 6 hrs from delaware. put the pipe down and open a fucking book you dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Did you finish middle school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Delaware's state motto = FIRST!!!1!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • Somebody skipped out on their geography in high school. Dangggg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:22am
  • I live in Delaware. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:30am
  • What a moron!! Please tell me this person will not spawn...EVER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:43pm
  • hahaha 10:33 i love that. wayne's world got that right. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:47pm
  • i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am
  • im from delaware fuckhole.......how fucking retarded do ya got to be to not know that.......its only in the center of the east coast....and is one of 3 states with tax free shopping.....and ya never heard of the duponts...from delaware.....dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:27pm
  • are you kidding me? wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:48am
  • I might of asked that too, seeing as Delaware is a county/town in Ohio, where the op and I are from. However I knew it was a state, just never hear much about it.

    Submitted by theotherguy on Oct 12, 10 at 2:31am
  • Delaware is a myth and we all know it

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:08pm
  • 3:04 you're a sad sad person. you also meant "you're". twice. contractions have a place and purpose in the universe, even on the interwebz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:37am
  • Though we are small, we are but fierce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:56am
  • bahahahahahaha. i love stupid people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:29am
  • Sorry 1:27, other states don't need things like tax-free shopping to make themselves sound good. Thats nothing compared to some of the things other states have.

    Submitted by vdubssd on Jun 23, 11 at 1:46am
  • I'm going to assume you dropped out of high school. Correct??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:27pm
  • relax. everyone over analyzes the texts and starts arguments. ITS FUNNY because delaware is small and insignificant. grow a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:24am
  • 5:14 yes Delaware was the first state. People are so stupid. Go back to 4 grade history.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:24am
  • Your text message gave me a headache. I hope you were REALLY drunk when you sent this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:44am
  • haha i go to Ohio Wesleyan in Delaware, OH and my family just moved from NJ to Delaware (the state). Thats gonna get annoying....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:16am
  • i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am
  • 3:54 Delaware was not the first state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Oh noes! Another publicly educated idiot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Asshole hope she gave you aids and you die slowly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:35am
  • It makes me sad to admit that I'm from Cincinnati.. Oh well it's still funny as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:43am
  • its funny how someone from ohio is ragging on someone because of the state they're from...

    Submitted by SSSSSSSS on Jul 8, 10 at 11:01am
  • I go to school in new jersey and live in delaware. Noone ever knows where it is... even though delaware is 45 min away from my school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:32pm
  • hot lesbo blonde.. fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:03pm
  • You're a fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:11am
  • Wow.

    Submitted by kfaggella3 on May 5, 10 at 11:23pm
  • i think this is a joke because the area code is Ohio and Delaware is a city in Ohio. People that go to Ohio Weslyan probably feel like their town is the "real" delaware and make jokes about the state. Chill out people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:56am
  • i had to look up where this area code was so i'd know not to ever go there. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:33am
  • Your dumb as shit, just to let you know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:50am
  • Delaware isn't even the smallest state, but everyone seems to know that Rhode Island is a real state. What's the deal? Ryan Phillippe is from Newark...so there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Wow.

    Submitted by observingal on Mar 22, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Hahaha what a dumbass my sister who's 5even knows deleware is a state and she just started the 1st grade....and 4:14 your friend must be really smart!! :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:48pm
  • I hate everyone that doesn't know delaware is a state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:58am
  • Delaware: you can get business and beaches within 60 miles of each other, tax free malls and outlets, the public school system is probably better than the private school system (its at least more diverse), Joe Biden is from Delaware, you have D.C., Baltimore, Philly, and New York all within a three hour drive, UD is a great school, Dogfish is delicious, and there are plennnnty of wawas :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Delaware is all cooprate people and banks I live in Delaware and the only good think about it is the beaches and the big ass malls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:18pm
  • i take it you must have missed those days in grades 1-9, where they show you the pretty map, with all of the colours, in which all of the states are listed in big letters. your ignorance of your own country astounds me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:55pm
  • holy shit i only posted that once and it posted five times! sorry someone mod that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:35am
  • yet you also thought crazyness was a word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:48am
  • Well, It is only 3 counties.... 2 at high tide ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Let me guess. You're from SoCal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:14am
  • 2:59 your a sad sad person. Your spell checking in tfln. Who does that. Something is really wrong with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:04am
  • sept 23 3:39: we gave the world what is the amazing action packed basketball GOD that is LEBRON JAMES ahahahah :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Weird, you don't know about your states AND you don't know how to spell "craziness"....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:32pm
  • I'm from Delaware most boring place on earth but when ur moms an author lifes good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Wow OP. You can't find your dick without a map so it shouldn't be surprising that you don't know the states of the Union. It's fucktards like you that give this country a bad reputation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:40am