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(816): View more from Missouri

you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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(210): View more from Texas

hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.

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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(919): View more from North Carolina

sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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(303): View more from Colorado

you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you

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