this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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we used to just use brownies. they're moldable- work better than any candy bar out there. that's what we used to do... the best part is you can go swimming after all the patrons leave!
Not only had I thought f this when I was a lifeguard , but was pleased when free m&ms were the selling point for the little boy.
Love that trick, my guards and i have done it several times
Yes...every lifeguard has done or considered something to that affect.
(i'm 9:21) i also had one of my guards chew up some mcdonalds hamburgers and pretend to puke in the pool... i think i was quite possibly the worst guard/pool manager ever.
Please not in the pool in Huntington?
haha i wanted to do this so many times when i was working last summer :)
When I was a lifeguard my coworkers and I thought about this all the time! A candy bar was tempting to do too.
WV pride. [:
bahaha. im pretty sure this is the funniest thing ive heard.
i work at the pool in mannington; marion county.
and this is a great idea !
BEEN THERE DONE THAT!
haha i always wanted to do that
hahaha oh man i think about that everytime i lifeguard
i've definitely considered doing that before when teaching 3 hours of swim lessons.
haha omg i TOTALLY know that feeling all too well.
best day ever: before a 6 hour work day, we discovered poop at the bottom of the pool and canceled the whole day. simply amazing. lol
Just leave a snickers in the sun for a while and toss it in.
Been there, we just threw pink clay in that we had painted brown
ha, i'm pretty sure every guard ever has considered that at some point in time. i know i have after being on stand for four hours straight....
Yeah we actually did that once.
It's good to know that you're the ones protecting me from drowning.
I know quite a few people who would do this.
lol, but I hope not in the southern part of the state, cause without the pools i'd have nowhere to go.
As a lifeguard in wv I have done this. I've also told the kids there was a snake in the pool it was a rubber hose.
been there, done that...
our pool is big enough so we don't clear it for poop :(
we just bang the trash cans if its cloudy enough and act like its thundering
Definitally been so desperate that we tried to bribe another guard to go do the dead for us... they didnt go for it... how sad
hope you don't work in Charleston
I REALLY hope you don't live in the southern 304. On the other hand, I kind of hope I know you. XD
And it's WV, it's entirely possible. -_-;
just get a payday bar and break some chunks off...that's what we did when we wanted so shut the pool. Sucking the candy shell off of peanut m&ms worked too.
way to represent the 304, i think i know who this is..
wanted to do that all the time as a lg
hahaha we do this too...i think all pools secretly do :)
haha water polo and swim practice
everyday hoping that one of the special ed kids had an accident.
Totally chewed on a snickers and spit it in the pool. Helloooo 2 hour break :D
baby ruth's actually work surprisingly well. . . ;-)
Totally have done this. Yay for lazzzzy lifeguards.
not worth it dude. i lifeguard, and yesterday a kid did shit in the pool. this was after we had to clean up vomit and the kid gushing blood from his face, but before the clogged toilet.
as i lifeguard i totally know what you mean!!!!!!
we only cleared for vom and blood...nothing a little soap on the side of the pool can't fix
Totally understand. We were talking about putting roadkill in the pool I work at.
At the pool I worked at I watched poop ooze out of a little girls swimsuit. Thank God I didn't have to clean that one up.
its only fun until youre the guard who has to scoop it out
Just give him popsicles or a candy bar, it works just as well!
Definitely done this at our pool. Love lifeguards!
dreamland pool anybody?
I know this feeling all too well.
Been there done that! Love my job
dude i tottaly did that the other day lol
I would use a candy bar. Snickers are pretty effective. Or gold fish crackers. We just pretended someone had thrown up.
I said that exact thing yesterday after sitting a 2 hour chair.
I love how everyone from WV is assuming they know the pool/person...304 is the whole state. A lot of cities/towns, or for those from southern WV, who do not seem to use town or city names when identifying where they live: 55 counties.
This is such a true statement. Once while another guard and I were on duty, for 45 minutes, there was ONE kd in the pool. After we'd already worked around 3 hours.
by the way... i worked in charleston. south charleston rec center. lmfao. and little creek.
southern wv for the win.
Psh, I hope you DO work in Charleston!