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  • 87 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:53am

    Actually only 1 in 8 cell phones, belonging to doctors and other hospital workers, are contaminated with the MRSA bug. So unless the poster is a surgeon (which, by the looks of this post, I doubt he is) I'm sure he won't have to worry about getting a deadly staph infection anytime soon. ....Just sayin.... dumbass.

  • 84 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:40pm

    Hiooooooly shit the girl below me is my best friend and did that last night!!!!

  • 81 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:25pm

    This isn't even fucking funny. Helen Keller came up with funnier shit than this.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:09pm

    what the french toasttt

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:34pm

    I like to stick my dick in mashed potatoes

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:38pm

    I totally do that all of the time... Like I literally purposely put food on my phone so I can lick it off lol

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 7:44am

    Over 50% of cell phones are contaminated with MRSA... Just sayin...

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:47pm

    why in the hell would you be ashamed about licking mashed potatoes off your blackberry? not funny whatsoever.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:21pm

    That's pretty unsanitary.......

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:27pm

    I've licked food off my phone before O.o not very sanitary, but whatever, I've got a bad ass immune system

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:29pm

    My sister licked gravy off her Blackberry last night. I'm sure it was still good.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:59pm

    Leave it to Central Jersey to keep it classy.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:14pm

    I do it all the time.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:34pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:43pm

    You mean below you idiot!(: and above you too I guess (; YEAH BABY!!!!!!!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13pm

    I ate mashed potatoes off my air force ones today! I win

  • 42 65
    Submitted by blooberryzx321 on Aug 28, 10 at 5:16am

    uhh i've licked icecream off my ipod before..