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  • Hiooooooly shit the girl below me is my best friend and did that last night!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Actually only 1 in 8 cell phones, belonging to doctors and other hospital workers, are contaminated with the MRSA bug. So unless the poster is a surgeon (which, by the looks of this post, I doubt he is) I'm sure he won't have to worry about getting a deadly staph infection anytime soon. ....Just sayin.... dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:53am
  • what the french toasttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:09pm
  • This isn't even fucking funny. Helen Keller came up with funnier shit than this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:25pm
  • why in the hell would you be ashamed about licking mashed potatoes off your blackberry? not funny whatsoever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:47pm
  • I like to stick my dick in mashed potatoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I've licked food off my phone before O.o not very sanitary, but whatever, I've got a bad ass immune system

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I totally do that all of the time... Like I literally purposely put food on my phone so I can lick it off lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Over 50% of cell phones are contaminated with MRSA... Just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 7:44am
  • That's pretty unsanitary.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I do it all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:14pm
  • My sister licked gravy off her Blackberry last night. I'm sure it was still good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:29pm
  • I ate mashed potatoes off my air force ones today! I win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Leave it to Central Jersey to keep it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:59pm
  • uhh i've licked icecream off my ipod before..

    Submitted by blooberryzx321 on Aug 28, 10 at 5:16am
  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:34pm
  • You mean below you idiot!(: and above you too I guess (; YEAH BABY!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:43pm