its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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hahaha i wish i lived in washington now.......
i've seen people slash the tires of john kerry's car before. no shit they got arrested but its still funny as shit.
actually being from DC, secret service is every where. If a senator lives in a neighborhood their in the area all the time. And they park in random spots so taking a piss on one is easy. Your all just haters.
being the daughter of an ss agent, id have to agree with aug. 20 3:48 pm. or at least my dad doesnt issue tickets often....
about 10-12 of the top senators/house members get protection, as well as other top officials (sec of state, defense, etc)
Anyone else know that secret service is for the president NOT senators
Ps. Sometime Capitol Police are like secret service but just have a different lapel pin. More senators and representatives have protection than you might think sometimes, it's just hard to notice.
Actually the secret service is for all government officials, only the best of the best guard the prez. It is slot more fun to piss on cars with foriegn diplomat plates! Fuck them they don't care any way.
acutally 2:52 you're wrong
anymore? that mean he's done it more than once.....epic
My brother was pissing on a car tire in an alley. A guy tapped his shoulder and he turned around...still pissing. The cop didn't want his fellow officers to know that he had been pissed on by a drunk, so he just made him pay for the dry cleaning bill.
Yeah, that might be a good idea...lol
some of us will continue to pee on senators vehicles. it's our god given right as americans! god bless america!
Have more protection than you may think is what I meant to say
But if you won't, who will?
really? ppl think this is real?
why does everybody always assume everyones texts are fake? what if this is an inside joke or something..its still funny
oh c'mon, you'd be in jail for that!
yeah, this is questionable. however, i got a kick out of it.
no. but it was funny
12:03, Ever think that maybe the recipient of the text submitted it? Who the fuck really cares anyways, you're probably just bitter because your shitty texts don't make it.
12:03 it woulda probably been his friend. also you don't get arrested for that for that long. just one night, then they hit you with a 10,000 dollar fine. they need to pay off all of Obama's debt.
It's not like you can't text after you get out of prison. Oh, and seriously, why do you guys have your panties all up in a bunch over the authenticity of this?
its not even that funny 12:02 and this is fake. cuz he would have been arrested and the last thing he would be worryin about is submitting a text to this website
2:54 is correct. Senators don't use Secret Service. They can be protected by the Capitol Police if they want, but very few of them have use it.
i could see this happening. especially because the black suburbans always park in the weirdest places like allies and shit.
HOW ABOUT FUCK ALL THE SENATORS AND THE PRESIDENT. BUNCH OF CORRUPT BASTARDS..AND OBAMA IS A PUPPET
12:03 is right obama will just bail them out.......yeah i said it