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  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    actually being from DC, secret service is every where. If a senator lives in a neighborhood their in the area all the time. And they park in random spots so taking a piss on one is easy. Your all just haters.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:14pm

    hahaha i wish i lived in washington now.......

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    actually being from DC, secret service is every where. If a senator lives in a neighborhood their in the area all the time. And they park in random spots so taking a piss on one is easy. Your all just haters.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    i've seen people slash the tires of john kerry's car before. no shit they got arrested but its still funny as shit.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:32pm

    Ps. Sometime Capitol Police are like secret service but just have a different lapel pin. More senators and representatives have protection than you might think sometimes, it's just hard to notice.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:11pm

    about 10-12 of the top senators/house members get protection, as well as other top officials (sec of state, defense, etc)

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:44am

    Yeah, that might be a good idea...lol

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:52am

    But if you won't, who will?

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:19pm

    being the daughter of an ss agent, id have to agree with aug. 20 3:48 pm. or at least my dad doesnt issue tickets often....

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:43pm

    anymore? that mean he's done it more than once.....epic

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:35pm

    Actually the secret service is for all government officials, only the best of the best guard the prez. It is slot more fun to piss on cars with foriegn diplomat plates! Fuck them they don't care any way.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    Anyone else know that secret service is for the president NOT senators

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:07pm

    yeah, this is questionable. however, i got a kick out of it.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:06am

    HOW ABOUT FUCK ALL THE SENATORS AND THE PRESIDENT. BUNCH OF CORRUPT BASTARDS..AND OBAMA IS A PUPPET

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:02pm

    why does everybody always assume everyones texts are fake? what if this is an inside joke or something..its still funny

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:59pm

    some of us will continue to pee on senators vehicles. it's our god given right as americans! god bless america!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:29pm

    2:54 is correct. Senators don't use Secret Service. They can be protected by the Capitol Police if they want, but very few of them have use it.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:03, Ever think that maybe the recipient of the text submitted it? Who the fuck really cares anyways, you're probably just bitter because your shitty texts don't make it.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:33pm

    Have more protection than you may think is what I meant to say

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:00pm

    acutally 2:52 you're wrong

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:03pm

    its not even that funny 12:02 and this is fake. cuz he would have been arrested and the last thing he would be worryin about is submitting a text to this website

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:59am

    i could see this happening. especially because the black suburbans always park in the weirdest places like allies and shit.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:10pm

    12:03 it woulda probably been his friend. also you don't get arrested for that for that long. just one night, then they hit you with a 10,000 dollar fine. they need to pay off all of Obama's debt.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:53am

    oh c'mon, you'd be in jail for that!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:48pm

    It's not like you can't text after you get out of prison. Oh, and seriously, why do you guys have your panties all up in a bunch over the authenticity of this?

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:50am

    really? ppl think this is real?

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:14pm

    12:03 is right obama will just bail them out.......yeah i said it

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    actually being from DC, secret service is every where. If a senator lives in a neighborhood their in the area all the time. And they park in random spots so taking a piss on one is easy. Your all just haters.

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    My brother was pissing on a car tire in an alley. A guy tapped his shoulder and he turned around...still pissing. The cop didn't want his fellow officers to know that he had been pissed on by a drunk, so he just made him pay for the dry cleaning bill.

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:51am

    no. but it was funny