they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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Haha I've had nights like this!
number wont work if ya get to drunk to function with a phone.
Now that's friendship
I just duct tape my dick to my kneecap. Thanks for your sisters phone number. I think she should be ok tonight too \n\nPS I don't think she will be able to walk to the car (if you know what I'm saying) so just drink til you pass out some one will be there in the morning to pick up
Wait until you have to go pee... Hope you're not wearing anything with buttons or zippers.
That's a great idea!