I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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Tipping over the bosses desk works well. Or you could walk around throughout the day and take all the phone cords that connect the bases to the headsets. Then tie them up in a ridiculous knot and tape it to the ceiling.
Do what the guy does in Wanted, talk smack about your boss in front of everyone then hit a coworker with a keyboard. That will surely cause an uproar.
clearly screwing the bosses significant other will be the most successful
taking a shit on your bosses desk while he watches is a good one
like a boss
hopefully it doesnt involve a sub machine gun and some homemade pipe bombs from the anarchists cookbook.
To cause a certain uproar in leaving any job:
Sleep with the boss' wife/husband. This applies regardless of the gender of the person quitting and of the gender of the boss' significant other. Extra uproar if the quitter is the same sex as the boss' S.O.
Are you going to upper deck the office toilet?
Sleeping with the boss's wife worked for me.
i love the half baked suggestion. but you gotta go for it in full..."im not gonna dooooo whateverybodythinks im gonna dooooo"
Halfbaked: " fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you.....im out"
you obviously aren't looking for a good employee refrence then im guessing. . . .
can't fucking wait to hear the rest of this! 11:53 <3
i agree w/ the fight club suggestion.
Make sure you post the text describing how you quit your job!
ab the 10th one ive seen with "ill tell you how it goes" or "lets see what happens" its fake
lmao, way to go California
Haha. 11:53 is my favorite.
Pull a Fight Club. You get to quit, cause an uproar, and get a lot of free shit/moneys
I love quitting shitty jobs in a fit of rage, makes life more interesting.
rent a banana suit and a mariache band...
I really don't think anybody is even going to notice when you throw your apron down and walk out of Fatburger.
be at work all normal and shit right??
then out of no where bust out in this long ass speech of how life and work dont corrolate and how you'd rather chew off your toenails than work there. THEN jump up and down like a 5 yr old who could get cookies and break EVERYTHING. on the way out punch somebody and kick someone in the nuts. a person should be recording this the entire time. =D