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  • Tipping over the bosses desk works well. Or you could walk around throughout the day and take all the phone cords that connect the bases to the headsets. Then tie them up in a ridiculous knot and tape it to the ceiling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:50pm
  • Do what the guy does in Wanted, talk smack about your boss in front of everyone then hit a coworker with a keyboard. That will surely cause an uproar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59am
  • taking a shit on your bosses desk while he watches is a good one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:45am
  • clearly screwing the bosses significant other will be the most successful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:46am
  • hopefully it doesnt involve a sub machine gun and some homemade pipe bombs from the anarchists cookbook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:32pm
  • like a boss good luck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:33am
  • Are you going to upper deck the office toilet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm
  • To cause a certain uproar in leaving any job: Sleep with the boss' wife/husband. This applies regardless of the gender of the person quitting and of the gender of the boss' significant other. Extra uproar if the quitter is the same sex as the boss' S.O.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:23pm
  • you obviously aren't looking for a good employee refrence then im guessing. . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Sleeping with the boss's wife worked for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:32am
  • can't fucking wait to hear the rest of this! 11:53 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08am
  • i love the half baked suggestion. but you gotta go for it in full..."im not gonna dooooo whateverybodythinks im gonna dooooo"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Make sure you post the text describing how you quit your job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:01pm
  • i agree w/ the fight club suggestion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:22pm
  • ab the 10th one ive seen with "ill tell you how it goes" or "lets see what happens" its fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Halfbaked: " fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you.....im out"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53am
  • Haha. 11:53 is my favorite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Pull a Fight Club. You get to quit, cause an uproar, and get a lot of free shit/moneys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:05pm
  • rent a banana suit and a mariache band...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:47am
  • lmao, way to go California

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:03am
  • I really don't think anybody is even going to notice when you throw your apron down and walk out of Fatburger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42am
  • I love quitting shitty jobs in a fit of rage, makes life more interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:12pm
  • be at work all normal and shit right?? then out of no where bust out in this long ass speech of how life and work dont corrolate and how you'd rather chew off your toenails than work there. THEN jump up and down like a 5 yr old who could get cookies and break EVERYTHING. on the way out punch somebody and kick someone in the nuts. a person should be recording this the entire time. =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:52am