tequila makes me forget i have legs
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It also makes you forget to keep them closed.
I'm allergic. I break out in handcuffs
Rule: Tequila. it's the carnation instant slut of the carnation breakfast line up. Makes a slut out of everyone. No exceptions.
you have tequila who needs legs
So you walk on your hands? We need to drink together then. Or do you just sit there? If it's funny, I'm in.
Ice cream lt Dan
tequila makes me scared of lions.
Legs make me forget i have tequila
funny, it makes me forget i have dignity.
in soviet russia, tequilla make lega forget they have you!
..and morals too, i'm sure
Being first is tradition, being firsty is retarded.
Ok... Lt. Dan
Maybe cuz there always open :)
It also made me forget to wear a condom
Haha le Todd that's my first and last first comment! I hate when ppl do tht too. But couldn't resist getting one in.
yous a hoe
Tequila can fuck you up a lot more than that. Especially when you're 5'2" and drink your alcoholic friend under the table.
it makes me forget i have morals
Finally a first had to do it.
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Keep them legs CLOSED - for gods sake don't procreate!!!
Tequila does not do that to me...
No one cares cumt