tequila makes me forget i have legs
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It also makes you forget to keep them closed.
I'm allergic. I break out in handcuffs
Rule: Tequila. it's the carnation instant slut of the carnation breakfast line up. Makes a slut out of everyone. No exceptions.
you have tequila who needs legs
Ice cream lt Dan
So you walk on your hands? We need to drink together then. Or do you just sit there? If it's funny, I'm in.
tequila makes me scared of lions.
Legs make me forget i have tequila
funny, it makes me forget i have dignity.
Being first is tradition, being firsty is retarded.
..and morals too, i'm sure
in soviet russia, tequilla make lega forget they have you!
It also made me forget to wear a condom
Haha le Todd that's my first and last first comment! I hate when ppl do tht too. But couldn't resist getting one in.
Maybe cuz there always open :)
Ok... Lt. Dan
it makes me forget i have morals
Tequila does not do that to me...
Keep them legs CLOSED - for gods sake don't procreate!!!
Tequila can fuck you up a lot more than that. Especially when you're 5'2" and drink your alcoholic friend under the table.
yous a hoe
Finally a first had to do it.
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No one cares cumt