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  • Submitted by klangford on Aug 2, 10 at 8:38pm

    It also makes you forget to keep them closed.

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    Submitted by cnev on Aug 2, 10 at 9:03pm

    I'm allergic. I break out in handcuffs

  • 67 42
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 2, 10 at 10:04pm

    Rule: Tequila. it's the carnation instant slut of the carnation breakfast line up. Makes a slut out of everyone. No exceptions.

  • 57 41
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Aug 3, 10 at 4:52pm

    Ice cream lt Dan

  • 56 54
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 3, 10 at 5:21am

    So you walk on your hands? We need to drink together then. Or do you just sit there? If it's funny, I'm in.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by usagi_the_bunny on Aug 2, 10 at 8:53pm

    tequila makes me scared of lions.

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    Submitted by Hollyw00d on Aug 2, 10 at 8:41pm

    Ok... Lt. Dan

  • 52 58
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Aug 2, 10 at 9:08pm

    ..and morals too, i'm sure

  • 40 41
    Submitted by sandilynn on Aug 2, 10 at 10:50pm

    Maybe cuz there always open :)

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    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:51pm

    funny, it makes me forget i have dignity.

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    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:41pm

    it makes me forget i have morals

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    Submitted by thomasb28 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:29pm

    Haha le Todd that's my first and last first comment! I hate when ppl do tht too. But couldn't resist getting one in.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 12:22am

    Being first is tradition, being firsty is retarded.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 9:36pm

    Keep them legs CLOSED - for gods sake don't procreate!!!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:52am

    you have tequila who needs legs

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    Tequila does not do that to me...

  • 35 41
    Submitted by janelle278 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:07pm

    Hahahaha!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by dcba on Aug 3, 10 at 2:18am

    in soviet russia, tequilla make lega forget they have you!

  • 36 48
    Submitted by thesmart1 on Aug 2, 10 at 9:38pm

    It also made me forget to wear a condom

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 10:07pm

    yous a hoe

  • 35 50
    Submitted by spr0utsfury on Aug 3, 10 at 12:22am

    Legs make me forget i have tequila

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    Submitted by thomasb28 on Aug 2, 10 at 8:14pm

    Finally a first had to do it.

    • 36 50
      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 2, 10 at 9:22pm

      Somebody really needs to bitchslap all of those people whose only contribution to a thread is the word "First" or any derivative of it. \n\nFeel free to check out http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com and be the caller.

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    Submitted by anon610 on Aug 2, 10 at 8:19pm

    Tequila can fuck you up a lot more than that. Especially when you're 5'2" and drink your alcoholic friend under the table.

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    Submitted by Sergizzz361 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:40pm

    No one cares cumt