tequila makes me forget i have legs
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It also makes you forget to keep them closed.
I'm allergic. I break out in handcuffs
Rule: Tequila. it's the carnation instant slut of the carnation breakfast line up. Makes a slut out of everyone. No exceptions.
you have tequila who needs legs
So you walk on your hands? We need to drink together then. Or do you just sit there? If it's funny, I'm in.
Ice cream lt Dan
tequila makes me scared of lions.
Legs make me forget i have tequila
funny, it makes me forget i have dignity.
in soviet russia, tequilla make lega forget they have you!
Being first is tradition, being firsty is retarded.
..and morals too, i'm sure
Ok... Lt. Dan
Maybe cuz there always open :)
Haha le Todd that's my first and last first comment! I hate when ppl do tht too. But couldn't resist getting one in.
It also made me forget to wear a condom
yous a hoe
it makes me forget i have morals
Tequila can fuck you up a lot more than that. Especially when you're 5'2" and drink your alcoholic friend under the table.
Finally a first had to do it.
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Keep them legs CLOSED - for gods sake don't procreate!!!
Tequila does not do that to me...
No one cares cumt