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(469): View more from Texas

I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?

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(713): View more from Texas

Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

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(815): View more from Illinois

YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.

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(530): View more from California

When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?

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(940): View more from Texas

I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.

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(248): View more from Michigan

They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.

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