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  • 94 71
    Submitted by BurningStarIV on Mar 16, 10 at 2:16pm

    <insert overgeneralized anti-male statement>

  • 87 72
    Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    Loves you or just can't control his dick when drunk?

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Myke on Mar 17, 10 at 4:30pm

    Hahaha, False. If any guy does this he thinks your ugly and doesnt want to be in a "relationship" with someone of your caliber. Trust me, I've been that guy many times.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:35pm

    That's as good as it gets. Keep the liquor shelf stocked.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by agrafeman on Mar 16, 10 at 2:42pm

    Why is that funny? It isn't. That happens in a lot of relationships.

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Crazyhair87 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:14pm

    Get out if it now!! Trust me it will not end good. My ex was just like that, the only problem was that he loved and fucked anyone when he was drunk. And that's why I left his stupid ass, but trust me leave his ass

    • 53 52
      Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 16, 10 at 2:42pm

      fuck yes! <3

    • 46 71
      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Mar 16, 10 at 10:40pm

      i would sometimes like to hear girl-power oriented statements that aren't littered with "fuck" and "ass" all over the place :[

      • 54 70
        Submitted by PeachyJean on Mar 17, 10 at 2:35am

        Or which include proper grammar.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by janky on Mar 16, 10 at 2:00pm

    Jessica? U talking about me?

  • 55 47
    Submitted by flyracing on Mar 16, 10 at 2:22pm

    Been there before

  • 60 57
    Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 1:56pm

    A union that will last for eternity...

  • 48 41
    Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

    Boys- you know one bitxh had to fuck it up for the rest of us.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

    hahahah-... oh wait, thats not funny

  • 56 62
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Mar 17, 10 at 12:46am

    Know how that feels.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Megrathea42 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:17pm

    It's not called "in love" it called "in I wanna fuck and I know you'll give it to me"

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:37pm

    Been thereee donee thattt. Sucksss:(

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:38pm

    Not even funny. Fail.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:10pm

    I agree 9:39

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:39am

    I fucking hate that bull shit. Why does beer make guys feel like they can just lie too us right to our faces, and when their sober, awe nothing happened. Argggggggg

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 2:15pm

    reminds me of the Friends episode, Fun Bobby!

  • 62 90
    Submitted by gusguy91 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:09pm

    Fml, I'm at that stage with like 4 different girls

  • 41 51
    Submitted by sgmyers on Mar 22, 10 at 12:43pm

    I'm going through the exact same thing! WTF

  • 46 62
    Submitted by swonkasaurous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:02pm

    Men are so stable....

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 3:45pm

    ugh I'm too familiar with this situation.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by bigdirty on Mar 16, 10 at 2:33pm

    Fiiiirst. Way to go austin

  • 41 54
    Submitted by glowxworm on Mar 19, 10 at 6:46am

    if you're dumb enough to fall for it he's smart enough to do it.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:58pm

    Same exact situation it's scary :(

  • 47 68
    Submitted by JocelynBoston on Mar 16, 10 at 7:03pm

    That situation happened to more than once back when I was single

  • 44 62
    Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 16, 10 at 2:10pm

    I know how that goes.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by bgvlith on Mar 16, 10 at 2:29pm

    Hell being drunk all the time doesn't sound so bad if it makes ya happy

  • 49 77
    Submitted by styx on Mar 16, 10 at 2:54pm

    Sounds like you seem to like drunk and sober him. Perhaps you are the one with the issues.

    • 42 65
      Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 16, 10 at 3:14pm

      liking him while he's both sober and drunk is a bad thing ?

  • 39 58
    Submitted by jEZZiCA_pEREZ on Mar 18, 10 at 6:32pm

    hELLO;;*

  • 37 55
    Submitted by JenamoR4 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:18am

    been there

  • 51 87
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:31pm

    Sounds like your good at picking fucking losers. When does he beat you, drunk, or sober?

  • 14 18
    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Nov 18, 12 at 10:55am

    Louis R. Feider

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Deschamps on Sep 29, 11 at 8:10pm

    That's me!! :O

  • 43 78
    Submitted by candyman on Mar 16, 10 at 2:34pm

    My ex did this all the time, except being drunk was normal for him so I'd think he was serious then I'd go home for break from college and try to show him how much I cared too and he would get freaked out. what an asshole.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by fyi on Mar 17, 10 at 4:22am

    omg me too!!!

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:14pm

    I agree 2:42

  • 36 78
    Submitted by butterfly512 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:33pm

    been there, done that!! proud this one's from the ATX :)