Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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medieval times! that place is awesome!
If she needs to have her father drive her around, she is probably exactly old enough to be attractive to anyone pretending to be a knight.
Does 'dad' and 'get laid' really belong in same sentence?
Mom, you're making me uncomfortable.
You have "balls" written on your face.
Haha Garden State move :)
Coolest mom ever!!!
Coolest name ever!
Said the teenage virgin knight at medieval times.
Hmm... "my dad was just yelling at me for getting laid on his new couch"... :p
How does turning a car around help the girls chances of getting laid? Unless he's in the car and watching her, in which case she should just move out of view...