I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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I only hope that you stood over the bird talking shit.
You're an asshole
Made my fucking day..!!haha\nWIN!!
A real ninja would have just moved, you're just another oafish Texan. Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee BTW.
maybe but no one's whoopin bruce leeroy here. I'd karate chop anyone who came that close to my spliff :-)
SMOKING CIGARETTES IS DISGUSTING!
wow, your opinion means so much to the world
It was funny until I realized the bird probably died. I'm sad now...
Maybe it was weed. Maybe the hummingbird just wanted a hit. You stingy bastard!
Its one desire was man's red fire.
If this is I true that would be the funniest thing to watch😂😂😂
Love it lol
@kyle then don't fucking smoke. Shit head.