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  • 79 30
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 27, 12 at 4:41pm

    Because you're failing to learn from your mistakes and continuing to make poor choices. For instance, most people would learn to use birth control after, if not before, the first pregnancy scare.

  • 69 37
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 3:46pm

    because apparently you ate your potential

    • 48 30
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on May 27, 12 at 7:02pm

      You could avoid all those pregnancy scares if you used condoms and/or started swallowing something besides food...

      • 34 41
        Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 10:31pm

        exactly swallow it...its protein

  • 62 44
    Submitted by sweetHOMEalabama on May 27, 12 at 8:24pm

    they aren't growing up. they are just better at faking it than you.

  • 58 46
    Submitted by ezotarik on May 27, 12 at 3:10pm

    Because you're winning.

  • 49 34
    Submitted by Audi2010 on May 27, 12 at 5:59pm

    Apparently you never learned about birth control. It's simple. It's called a condom.

    • 38 42
      Submitted by jimboland50 on May 28, 12 at 12:54am

      though if you eat enough it acts like its own birth contril

  • 54 46
    Submitted by sagus on May 27, 12 at 4:10pm

    Because you're a whore?

  • 52 44
    Submitted by ck24 on May 28, 12 at 3:50pm

    Because you're a waste of space hoe who that should be put down like the useless dog you are....

  • 50 56
    Submitted by eskimo42069 on May 27, 12 at 10:34pm

    Story of my life!

  • 38 36
    Submitted by plygtr85 on May 29, 12 at 10:53pm

    hoe problems....

  • 39 46
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 28, 12 at 7:38am

    You must be having sex too, or you're extremely stupid.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by boyinabox on May 28, 12 at 4:00pm

    This could have been me texting this

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Harbearxo on May 27, 12 at 11:10pm

    Liiiiiiiiife

  • 29 40
    Submitted by amings09 on May 27, 12 at 3:47pm

    Sister?