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  • 71 19
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 27, 12 at 4:41pm
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    Because you're failing to learn from your mistakes and continuing to make poor choices. For instance, most people would learn to use birth control after, if not before, the first pregnancy scare.

  • 58 21
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 3:46pm
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    because apparently you ate your potential

    • 25 19
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on May 27, 12 at 7:02pm
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      You could avoid all those pregnancy scares if you used condoms and/or started swallowing something besides food...

      • 27 19
        Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 10:31pm
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        exactly swallow it...its protein

  • 47 23
    Submitted by sweetHOMEalabama on May 27, 12 at 8:24pm
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    they aren't growing up. they are just better at faking it than you.

  • 43 26
    Submitted by sagus on May 27, 12 at 4:10pm
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    Because you're a whore?

  • 38 25
    Submitted by Audi2010 on May 27, 12 at 5:59pm
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    Apparently you never learned about birth control. It's simple. It's called a condom.

    • 23 18
      Submitted by jimboland50 on May 28, 12 at 12:54am
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      though if you eat enough it acts like its own birth contril

  • 31 26
    Submitted by ck24 on May 28, 12 at 3:50pm
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    Because you're a waste of space hoe who that should be put down like the useless dog you are....

  • 28 20
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 28, 12 at 7:38am
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    You must be having sex too, or you're extremely stupid.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by ezotarik on May 27, 12 at 3:10pm
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    Because you're winning.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by boyinabox on May 28, 12 at 4:00pm
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    This could have been me texting this

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Harbearxo on May 27, 12 at 11:10pm
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    Liiiiiiiiife

  • 28 35
    Submitted by eskimo42069 on May 27, 12 at 10:34pm
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    Story of my life!

  • 21 27
    Submitted by plygtr85 on May 29, 12 at 10:53pm
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    hoe problems....

  • 20 32
    Submitted by amings09 on May 27, 12 at 3:47pm
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    Sister?