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(928): View more from Arizona

I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

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(650): View more from California

I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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