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  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:41pm

    Hell yes 573. I am so proud in this moment.

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:20am

    Man I would say that to a dude no doubt Or die a little bit if I had it addressed me

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:38am

    That is so Amazing, I mean wow.

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:09pm

    she probably wasn't ready.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:56pm

    Keep it spontaneous buddy! She'll love you forever.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:45pm

    It would have been funnier if he texted ready or not here I cum. Loser,

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:00pm

    1:09... :) ill be on the next plane out there...ill be wearing either a wrestling t-shirt, a low cut cami, or something with star wars on it...haha -1:05

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:53pm

    I'm a little teapot......

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:40pm

    and this makes it better exactly how?

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:02am

    Playing "Hide and Suck?"

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:08pm

    I suppose that's better than yelling "a thousand soldiers died for this" just before you jizz on her face. BTW, untried that ^ once. It didn't work out so well.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:58pm

    if a guy said that to me he deserves to get punched in the face

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:48pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:02am

    Fuck yes..I would be ready for your load ;)

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:01 yes i have a brother...n hell yea we can name them after him boy or girl. :D it will be awesome..or we can just name them the first thing we see when we step out of the hopital lol...aaww your so good to me already... :D -1:05

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:05pm

    :D had someone say that to me once...i bought him pizza n beer when i could move again...i just thought it was the coolest thing to be said at that moment...then again...im a dork...-_-

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    i would laugh my ass off if this was said to me

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:04 ... :D i love threesomes...n no worries me n her will talk it out...she wont have a problem sharing...n you dont have to go that expensive on the ring...something out of the quarter machine will do. :) -1:05

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:58am

    Can I sleep with you?

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:16pm

    2:13...sexy! :D -1:05

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:09pm

    2:08 i heart you so hard for that one

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:00pm

    Somebody sounds like a toolbox