he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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nothing all that bad about going down on a chick on her period...it's pretty hot actually
Everyone on here is incredible. You can go down on a girl during her period. It's not like the clit bleeds.
both of you are fucking retarted, you for not "remembering" you have your period, and him for not realizing he was slurping on uterine lining.
I'm sick of people submitting fake texts because they think they are clever/funny/whatever
the guy who was munching your box is retarded, inspect the field before you go play on it
1111 (1) thats the truth, sorry if you cant accept it
why don't you just not... you know, stain your panties? just soak them in cold water immediately, scrub them a bit with soap, then wash them. the stain goes away.
my vag taste like penis
Wow...your period blood tastes like ravioli. What have you been eating?
My vag tastes like strawberries
better than tuna
girls who think period stained undies are "gross" think this text is acceptable if you can get away with it
11:14 What does that have to do with anything? Period blood isn't exactly chocolate flavored
It is nasty, you throw that shit out, and buy new, and VS has cheap panties, like someone said 5 for 20, they u wear the expensive shit when u dont have your period!! But no you do not keep stained panties, thats is fuckin nasty, you need to send u some money for new ones???
I seriusly just threw up
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...
both girl and guy in this message are gross. and retarded
well there goes my appetite for chef boyardee for lunch...damn you skank
9:56 is brilliant. gross.
Giving Merced the rep of us being retard country folk again! I swear there are smart people in my town. Now referring to this text, the girl obviously should have been prepared with fresh underwear and yes shit happens when in the heat of a moment, but it is still a little disgusting. It may be nature, but it isn't always pleasant, maybe someone will learn from their mistakes.
hahahaha thats hilarious
As far as the period panties go even if it's snood stain if you put meat tenderizer on the stain it will talk blood out because it breaks down the proteins that cause the stain:)so you don't have to buy new underwear so often and you don't have to wear stained ones.
two words for you period panty people
you are an inconsiderate bitch
LMAO, this shit is funny
ur sucha gross bitch
that's disgusting.. and why would you text someone about it?
11:11 is so fucking black..
Ewwwwww that's just fuking nasty
How the fuck do you forget you are on your period?
Oh come on, heat of the moment? Especially with the possibility of drunkery, I know I'm not that self conscious, it'd be no fun!
7:49 dont be pissed just because you are a fat 40 year old with stained underwear
Tell him congrats for earning his red wings XD
Everyone saying a girl would never text this is fucking retarded, best friends are meant for moments like this!!
NO way is that real :p
BAHAHA. This was my favorite.
11:48 see 10:56
you must shit your pants a lot
Why did I just read that shit
im sick of these texts relating to nasty vaginal smells
im about to throw up
wow. its amazing how classless bitches are nowadays. and i'm referring to basically everyone whose responded to this, especially the ones talking about their period-stained panties. have a little pride, okay?
Wow, I know I personally enjoy not having a stick up my ass all the time about what YOU might consider "ladylike", fuckin prick. What does it have to do with "women"? So we're in a different category from you and expected to be more classy? There's nothing sexier than a woman with confidence who doesn't give a shit how 'classy' she may be.
Why would you even admit to that?
Who cares if texts are fake or not seriously. Calm down. What matters is if it's funny or not dumbass.
stupid bitch...that is sick!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.....yup definitely did!
11:11 2 how about we stop buying 18$ panties that we're going to accidentally start in or leak in and just keep several WASHED AND CLEAN panties that already have stains in them to wear when we're on our period
i like my panties and dont want to keep ruining them
Haha I've been the guy in that situation before. I knew but i had already started...couldn't turn back!
July 20, 2009 10:33AM -- I am a fat girl, But I am not a feminist... and I agree that while menstruating there should be no eating.
this is beyond disgusting and ridiculous. no one would want to text someone that. they look like (and are) a freaking idiot.
I think this is absolutely hilarious!!! A. it isn't gross, shit happens. B. everyone who is totally disgusted by it are probably immature teenagers...and no one wants to fuck them anyway! If you can fool the guy, do it.
what kind of ravioli, cheese, or like sausage? Were they bacon flavored pennies, if so, thats like my dream meal
part of me died inside.
GAVIN. ARE U NOT AWARE OF THE SMELL TEST? ???
10:40 gets turned on by skidmarks
That's absolutely disgustingggf
oh now that is nasty
thats just fucking nasty
i do enjoy them, hope you enjoy that stick up your ass
this is just disgusting...and yes i'm a guy, but it should be gross to girls as well. not the idea that you get a period, but that you'd have a guy go down on you while you were on it...he's disgusting too
i love fetus in my mouth
ahaha I'm also wondering why she wasn't wearing a tampon or pad...
11:48 sounds like a psycho bitch, plus she likes wearing stained panties, what a catch. take a midol and change your underwear.
Hahahahahahaha I actually laughed aloud
why would this person text that to ANYONE? No-one wants to know that shit, thats disgusting.
Bahahahaha I just read this text out loud to my boyfriend... He is just staring at me...processing this information...still hasn't blinked...hahaha... But ye we both grossed out...who fuks on their period? Ewww!!!!
How the fuck did he know what pennies tasted like?
11:41 "If you can fool a guy, do it" thats really classy shank!
1156, im not worried about it, i dont go home with people i just met
like i said im also a clean bitch
you're the reason girls get such trashy reps...thanks for that.
A real man/woman would be able to handle a little mistake in forgetting something. The reason girls get trashy reps is because our culture is insecure and most get the impression that they're unattractive if they're not objectified and don't 'put out'.
where are all the obese TFLN feminists yelling "REAL MEN LOVE EATING GIRLS ON THEIR PERIOD! THEY ALSO LIKE PERIOD STAINED PANTIES! IM EVERY WOMAN"
Eww naatey srry on my ipod cant speekl
Girls have period stained underwear. Any guy that has dated a girl for more than 6 months knows this. Do I like it? No. But there are a lot worse things than seeing my fiance's period panties on the floor. Now if this is a random hookup then you have a problem.
i will never eat ravioli again thanks.
because it is so hard to believe that some people dont wear stained underwear
stop trying to justify your nasty habit
OMFG! The text was gross, but finding out that there are ppl out there who wear stained underwear - pure disgust. EW!
11:48 (1) A smart bitch, that i would never take home...
209 area code REPRESENT hahahaa losers.
its kinda the equivalent of a male jizzing in his sock or masturbating with his pillow. so, yeah.
this one is just plain wrong. its going to far. and this, right here, is why i have before, and will again if necessary, donkey punch a women if she ever pulled something like this on me.
9:43 is obviously a dude
hahahahhaha ewwww id laugh so hard if my boyfriend did that hahahahaha eww its so gross tho
wow people need to get over themselves. some people enjoy sex and oral during a period. its extra lube. as for those dumb bitches saying they don't have period panties, they are the ones who have the most. we all have them, get the fuck over it and grow the hell up
OMG i would die of embarrassment! The same goes for period stained panties. Sick. btw, who is big birtha???? she is NASTY!!!!
11:39 ooooooh, you've had your period for five years.........so that makes you what.......eighteen? hahahahahaha
my man loves sniffing my bloody panties. great foreplay
What the hell are you on??? ravioli...
11:48 (1) and 12:37 should get together and talk about their stains
uh 12:51 1. Go and finish high school so you can at least type in the correct manner. 2. Your probably not getting any at all and if you are "getting some" as much as you claim to be you probably are a big slut who will never have a real relationship because no one respects them grow up please, and yes i am young in fact i am fifteen but nothing you and your little uneducated mind can do that is going to hurt me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DAMN RIGHT. make him eat that shit.
I don't think it's that big of a deal. I've done it before and I would do it again.
So the period part isn't gross, that's just what girls go through, but at least have the curtsey to tell your hook up that your on your period, so they can decide if they still want to hook up.
I love when nasty people like 11:41 claim that anyone who doesn't do disgusting things is "immature" or unexperienced. no, you are just nasty, and that is why no guy will ever call you back.
jesus christ that's fuckin gross.
MANUEL. ARE U MOT AWARE OF THE SMELL TESt??? GEEZ-us!!!
honestly......Number one. that's sick, that guy must have been retarded or a closet and uneducated virgin..
Two. she's still nasty for doing that to him if he was a virgin..
And Three. She's gonna burn in hell!!!!
next time poop in her mouth
Haha, 2:19p. Nice to hear a chick admit that it's all about 'fixing' men.
TMI...lets keep these disgusting texts to ourselves PLEASE.
Please don't procreate. Nasty.
Nastiest thing I've ever read. Seriously, wtf gross bitch.
Um, yeah, they are both retarded.
wtf. nasty bitch and it doesn't say much for the stupid fuck stick that was eating that blood pussy.
That is fucking disgusting xD
I would NEVER text anyone that if it even ever happened!!!!!! Fucking GROSS
1106 are yo umessed in the head and this is one of the grossest things ive heard
alright people i think we're missing the real point here: how do you FORGET your on your period????!!!
hahaahahahahahha. it was NOT that guy's day....
Why is everyone getting so heated about this? Just thank jesus it didn't happen to you and remember that it's probably made up.
yummy yum. I like me some ravoili n pennies. Delicious
10:27 Retarted? Like, someone who was a tart, then stopped being a tart, then "re" tarted?
It's retarded, you retard. :p
July 21, 2009 11:42PM
I shit in other people's underwear that say they never wear period stained panties :)
I don't think anyone really likes eating out a bloody pussy no matter how "open" your mind is
This is hilarious!!! hahahaha "I'm so classy..I NEVER stain my underwear! I'm the PERFECT girl!" LOL
LET'S BE SERIOUS. You've ALL stained something, it's impossible that you've never had an accident of any kind. Are you not human???
Get over yourself.
I thought this sight was for laughs??? Sounds like some ppl. are TOO serious over 'period panties'.
why are people talking about periods/period panties and having coaching lessons about which underwear to wear during your period? is this a self help website?
gross nasty girls like you with beat up crusty vaginas ruin it for all womankind
ravioli & pennies?
10:27 Retarted? Like, someone who was a tart, then stopped being a tart, then "re" tarted?
It's retarded, you retard. :p
thank you 2:00 i agreeeeeeeeeeee
There's no way he wouldn't notice vag blood, no fuckin way. But I can understand forgetting you're on the rag, we're not constantly thinking about our vaginas, it's not like having a cock
i think every girl owns a pair of "period underwear" so you people need to CALM DOWN. nobody is wearing dirty underwear...just stained as for the text...thats repulsive.
Wow. That's terrible. I was, emphasis on WAS, eating a cherry Nutri-Grain bar for breakfast. Not anymore.
And remember, it takes a brave man to swim in the red river, but it takes a hero to drink from it.
I'm a girl and I don't own stained underwear. sorry.
I'm procrastinating and I just read all of that. I want to cry for humanity. A lot.
Your period panties should be black, and just don't tell most males about it. They don't want to know and/or can't deal with it.
Men do not get periods, and most do not fully understand the vag. Let it be. We can't fix them all, just fix your boyfriend and/or fuck buddies.
IM BIG BERTHA AND WHEN I HAVE MY MENSTRUAL, I RUB MY VAG AGAINST EVERYTHING IN SIGHT TO MARK MAH TERRITORY! I ALSO APPROVE OF WEARING PERIOD STAINED PANTIES BECAUSE IT ADDS A SPECIAL UNIQUE TOUCH TO BORING GENERIC UNDERWEAR! AND I LIKE SMELLING LIKE FISH IN A CROWDED SUBWAY
GROSS I have read some nasty things on here, but that might just be the worst...
You girls are nasty, and im a chic! Take your broke ass to Victoria Secret and buy 5 panties for 20.00 and throw out that shit if they have stains. I would never continue to wear that shit, cheap bitches and their nasty pussies!
a guy with skidmarks and a girl with period stained panties are a match made in heaven
Really? Who honestly goes into long detail about the fact that they may or may not have "period panties." This fucking website was meant to give people a good laugh. Get the stick out of your asses and just fucking laugh at it. And nobody, I mean NOBODY, gives a shit whether or not you have "period panties". Fuck, people.
if you cant afford to replace your stained underwear then STOP BUYING EXPENSIVE UNDERWEAR. seriously. thats like buying an expensive car and whining about not being able to pay for insurance for it.
I've had my period for 5 years and I have no need to keep stained underwear around.
im wondering how many guys are gonna wanna fuck u now...are you really that retarded?
Oh my god. That's so disgusting.
that is fucking disgusting. That is just so fucking wrong... and wtf at the people saying that its immature if people think it's gross. IT IS GROSS DON'T DO IT.
You've clearly lost complete touch with your natural being. It's human, bloody vaginas are NATURE at the core. It's obviously your choice if you don't want to do it, but don't go around telling women that something they naturally go through once a month is disgusting. What gives you the right?
"Everyone on here is incredible. You can go down on a girl during her period. It's not like the clit bleeds." You're a disguisting person.
omg omg omg thats so fucking discusting
wow. just wow. go blog or something ppl. make your voices heard about nasty panties and erraticating them! Someone has to stand up for vaginas everywhere who are forced into stained panties...really ppl?
hmm i only wear the stained undies when im on my on period, if i JUST bought a pair of undies and their white, i dont see the point in throwing them out because of a small, light pink, barely there stain. i mean, i dont wear them when i know im going to hook up or anything. i also try to avoid going on dates when im on my period as well..
but a tip, girls if you have a pair of "period panties", make sure they're black! saves you the trouble of the stains :)
oh, and this text is gross, haha.
If I could, I would slap the shit out of this dumb dumb dumb dumb bitch
I just threw up a little in my mouth
That is disgusting.
Even if it's an old stain*** and it will take it out ***sorry can't type well on my iPod.
9:56, whether 9:43 is a dude or not, its still pretty disgusting
I just said "ew" so loud at work that my boss just looked at me funny.
the girls who do this are probably the kind that dont wear period stained underwear, bc they dont think theyre bleeding
thats the kind of girl youre taking home
ugh wow there really are no words...
Well Blood tastes like pennies, And i could see how the uthera lining could be like raviloli..
i feel queasy
11:12 thats a flat out lie, you can smell the menstruation
I just puked in my mouth,. WOW!!
wow, these vag texts are just so dumb and predictable now.
i almost just threw up.
if she had her period then why wasn't she wearing a tampon or pad? im sure the guy wouldnt have gone down on her then
if you hand wash it in cold water, right after it happened, then you can get the stain out. hot water makes the blood congeal, forming a permanent stain
dude, i just threw up a little. that's fucking disgusting
The 209 is a classy bunch.
10:11(1) && 11:48(1) FTW
SO GROSS but so accurate
You need to clean those Nasty meat curtains
Well lookie here, A bloody vag! I think I'll just munch on that
you need to check out the craigslist casual encounters section: dozens of guys on there LOOKING for "period play". horses for courses, guys...
haha I remember all those women on that text about period stained underwear..."its natural and real men like it! its hard being a woman" haha dumb nasty cows clean your undies once in a while
oh my effing God that is so nasty
if a girl has no problem with period stains then she must have no problem with skid marks too...eww I feel bad for anyone who takes home that girl
HAHAHA sucks to be that guy
Last time i checked when girls are on their period theyre releasing unused egg cell which is fucking disgusting i dont want that shit in my mouth
dont u hate it when ur blood crusts on ur panties and you have to flick off the pieces
you stick your dick in a girls mouth and vag
thats 100000 times dirtier than her washed period panties, idiot
guys dont act like your dont wear your sweaty, unwashed clothes at least once a week
your again, 100000 times dirtier than girls
oh my god that's fucking gross
This is absolutely REPULSIVE!!! Also, black period patnties are a fabulous idea! I had a hysterectomy at 34, thank God, so now I don't have to worry about either issue...yay me!
And did I mention the texter is REPULSIVE?!!!!
209? Jesus I live in the 209. The Fucking valley
I think everyone assumes the girl is just flooding out blood and lining. I get oral all the time when I rag and the man usually has no clue. It's not like the period just continually flows the whole time.
10:40 then are skidmarks okay too?
Ok, for all of you women who have no clue when you're due for your period, get 2 things. A calendar, to start tracking your cycle, and panty liners. No stains, no surprises. Ready to hook up? Go to the bathroom, check yourself, toss the liner, and your panties are totally fresh. Also, why the fuck are you all having so many stains? Maybe you need to change more often of use something more absorbent, nast.
EEEEEEE!! Thats disgusting. Grow up.
that is sick
theres nothing wrong with clean period panties!!! its fucking smart
4:48 you're a fucking gross bitch. Yeah, I dont mind blood but I dont want it in my fucking mouth, you sick whore
Damnnnnn that's messed
Lol I'm hungry
I met a dude that was really into redwings. So maybe the girl was traumatized but the guy was actually ok with it.
Tisk, tisk. I had a guy beg me to let him go down on me when I was on my period, but I decided to spare him the pain. Some guys like that kind of stuff. He might not have cared.
You got eaten out by Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, lol.
just threw up thanks
wow i love how everyone thinks this is so disgusting (which it is) but gets mad at girls for not wanting to suck dick all the time, saying that they are immature and closed-minded. pick your poison, both are disgusting
THAT'S JUST FUCKING GROSS YOU NASTY SKANK!
I submitted this. She's my cousin, and she was fucked up at the time.
I laughed my ass off.
I think 'panties' is a pretty disturbing word.
holyfuck that is disgusting
1052, i guess if you shit in your pants a lot
how about instead of yelling at all these girls to buy new panties, tell them not to leak? i never get bloody underwear, because im not too lazy to change my tampon, and as for not know when your going to start, most people get it in the morning not in the middle of the day. wear panty liners if you cant keep your puss in check.
i wonder how many of you are pre-pubescent?
Hahahaha, it's a culture afraid of REAL sex, and expectant of what they see in pornos
Thats fuckin nasty. Thats why you NEVER go down on a girl.
Real men do it all month long!
1144 at least be literate if youre going to make a point
2:11 i'm a girl and I have enough class not to leave stained panties around the house, much less wear them, especially since I have a boyfriend. sorry your fiance has bad hygiene. does she not try to clean her panties if she sharts in them too?
wow..classy...what kind of girl does/says that?!
OMFG!! U r a bitch and very retarded. Who was this guy
11:11 (2) Couldnt agree more, but apparently 11:18 enjoys her nasty panties
Whoever said that sicking dick is the same as going down on a girl on the rag is plain stupid. If my dick was bleeding or I dipped it in tuna then maybe,
wtf, how do you not remember that youre bleeding from the vag?
I love oral sex on my period, and so do the guys I have been with.
I am extremely clean and it has always been them asking me.
Apparently none of you are even a tiny bit open minded to what sounds gross.
Unless you are afraid of blood, shut up.
Yo wearin staind panties aint wrong and u bitchez be frontin like its nasty gonna GET YO ASS CUT!! i hav my boys who gon rep for me sayin a classy momma lyk me wit my panties is hotter dan yall skinny prude bitchez so WATCH OUT IF U EVA IN DA HOOD!
Hahahah, wait, is this serious?\n\nAs much as I agree with you, you're totally illiterate, and the more you threaten the more I'd assume you don't know how to fight at all, bluh.
11:48 (1) my periods have been irregular for 6 years until now when I got on birth control, so I would never know when they were starting, and I don't wear or have stained panties. I have some class.
why does it seem like all the girls who defend period stains are also crazy?
Sombody shot 12:51, probably a white thirteen year old from the suburbs