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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:46pm

    Raid, not misson Raid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    Girls who think guys who play video games are lame are usually boring

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      Submitted by ZombieVeagan on Jun 15, 10 at 2:29am

      Thankyou. Video Games are a great waste of time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:05pm

    12:51 nailed it. I can have sex any day of the week...but raids are scheduled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:16pm

    Would you expect your guy to ditch poker night or a football game he'd scheduled with his friends? WoW is the same thing. It's a social experience. I hang out and have a good time with friends while I play, even if they aren't in the same room. And also, I was a conference champ track athlete in college and still work out, I have a good job and my own downtown loft apartment, I go out on the weekends, and I'm getting married in November. Stick that in your stereotype and smoke it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:16pm

    Umm my ex told me to choose WoW or him... I miss him but got to 80 quick LMAO!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:17pm

    u don't fuck with the raid schedule

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:37am

    i cant interrupt my raid schedule for sex...im heals!

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      Submitted by xdpizzle on Jul 29, 10 at 12:56am

      i'm heals too xP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:46pm

    should of just blown him will he was playing. that would of rocked his world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:51pm

    New Epix > Sex with a girl you have had sex with before - "FACT"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:01am

    LLLEEEEEERROOOYYYYY NNJEEEENNNNKIIIINNNS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:51pm

    I like how 12:46 corrected the terminology

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:46pm

    ya really. been there. given head during wow before...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:42pm

    As others have said before, its a Raid. Missions are for FPS games. ... no wonder he didn't wanna have sex with you. Tard.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:23PM : Girls who think only non athletic loosers who live in their mom's basement play wow really are out of their element..lol I'm in my 20's, play BBall, take my motorcycle out crusing with friends on the weekends, great job, own condo, great money & raid the hell out of that game. Original post 12:51PM...& yes, no trouble getting ass...I'm also not one of a kind either, may more out there just like me

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    I'd probably rather raid with my guild then have sex with my boyfriend, well depending on the raid TOC 25 man? yeah id rather do that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:34pm

    A guy who gets enough sex isn't going to drop whatever he's doing just to get more. I guess some of the critics here aren't getting laid enough.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:48pm

    Not all of them do. Mine doesn't. Hell, we play together. Then again, he's never turned me down for sex. Not even during a quest or raid. =P

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:16am

    is your bfs name chris?!?!? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:01pm

    Solution: have sex while raiding with a laptop on your bed, i've done it & it helps you last forever when you have a distraction.

  • 88 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:59pm

    ugh been there. But I must say it does make sex more interesting... like having to try all your tricks to get his attention instead of just "hey babe lets fuck"

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:55pm

    It's not the games fault, it's your pussy's. LRN2FUK NEWB!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    Umm I am a chick, an attorney and have already procreated...... don't hate 1:23 it's ok we are used to lame dicked losers such as yourself casting stereo types on us all.... I wouldn't do you with a Horde dick... LMAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:13pm

    2:07 Where do you go LSU? Florida? that <3 shows how big of a loser you really are

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    counter-strike is way better than wow you pussies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49pm

    wow has ruined my marriage

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:28pm

    Im a girl and was raiding 25 naxx and fucked while doing it! win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:45pm

    Wow. Just wow. Girls just need to understand that guys need there time for video games. It can't always be about you 24/7

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:40am

    lmao at cant interrupt schedule cuz of heals LMAO!!!!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:10pm

    I'M A SUPERMODEL MISS AMERICA NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER ASTROPHYSICIST AND I PLAY WOW

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:36pm

    I will say this, I used to play WOW when I lived with my GF - Playing WOW is more interesting and exciting then talking/dealing with 95% of women out there. Truth be told, aside from sex, you're boring, none of you are funny, and most of the time you're nagging or bothering us in some way. Just shut your mouths, allow us to play WOW, and blow us if we so desire. OUT

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:41pm

    If a "loser" turns you down for sex, what does that make you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm

    That's why you play these games WITH your boyfriend, unless you're willing to schedule sex/give head while he plays. If you play it with them and get into it, you won't want sex when it's mission time, either. Although WoW sucks, Guild Wars is better.

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    so...i guess they are having sex in his moms basement....lol

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:30pm

    Christ, I think I'm going to have to start playing WoW just to find a decent girlfriend.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    You should know the drill by now.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:22pm

    2:38PM What if your fiance played the game too & both spend 9+ hours together in game enjoying it. I know a few couples married like that in game I raid with.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:33pm

    Hope he got some EPIX for his lack of sex

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:24PM Why would anyone else who isn't post on these boards bragging about their crappie life. Doesn't surprise me the good apples would be the ones speaking up...we aren't taking a survey here

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:22pm

    God, this has happened to me. Fuck WoW.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 10:28am

    2.16 - his name isnt Chris, but his roommate who is in his guild is. hahaa.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:57am

    Hahhaha, fuck raids!! i get so annoyed, my boyfriend does them for hours on end while i sit by bored as hell.... pisses me off to no end. I hate that game.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    the same thing happened to me.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    Girls suck if they don't even bother to attempt to take an interest in their man's hobbies. I play WoW with my man, and it has never interfered in our sex life, nor have we argued. Then, it could be because we're adult enough to put the "have tos" before the "want tos"...and in my world, sex is a "have to". :)

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:59pm

    WoW player is getting serv'd in this thread ::takes anothe pull from the mountain due bottle and eats his last quarter pounder::

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:00pm

    this is so pathetic. go get yourself a new man or a vibrator. or both.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:48am

    I play WoW. None of my friends know. Hell, I've been with my girl for over 2 years and she doesn't even know. I work, I party, I fuck, and I make my raid times every week. Livin' the dream.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:27pm

    I have NOT! Sad to say I have to leave my job to go home and RAID!! LOL Carry On Werds!!! Alli FTW!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:11am

    Lol raids give u epics what do u give him?

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:36pm

    I'm a WERD and proud of it!!!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm

    sounds like the bf is getting plenty of sex from the gf, so much, in fact, that he can shun her (for a little while) to play WoW. I don't play it but if I've turned down sex to watch/play sports before. That was in my early 20's, however, when I was swimming in it. I'd never dream of doing that shit now, however. FML!!

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:19am

    Honey You aren't the first...

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:25pm

    ZOMG, have you seen T9 armor? FUCKING HAWT!

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm

    2:28, three days a week, I work 8-5, work out 5:15-7ish with my fiance, make dinner with fiance, play WoW 8-11, usually with fiance in the same room. After that is whatever, usually bed soon. Other days are the same, but no WoW. Statistically speaking, you probably spend more time watching tv per week than I do playing WoW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18pm

    My bf put up with my raiding because it meant he got New Boss Kill excitement sex, but I don't think he liked the raiding schedule. We eventually broke up for other reasons but I swear my next guy is gonna be a gamer. It's just easier.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:26pm

    hahahahahaha. omggg. my bf pulls the same shit!!! if wow was a chick....id be single by now. lol

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:09pm

    Read this text to my gf and her brother, her brother sarcastically saying how important it is to finish a mission before the time runs up gf response "well you have to finish your mission with a girl before her time runs up"

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    I read this text, laughed, and gave it a "Good Night" rating. I mean, hell, I hope the guy got some good gear from that. I think that a lot more people need to inform their S.O of scheduled events before-hand just to avoid all the unecessary drama. I don't interrupt my guy's game time, he doesn't interrupt my shopping time with friends. It's just that simple.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:07pm

    I play WoW and I am a 23 year old woman who has modeled in numerous publications, is going to University, and make numerous poop jokes. (I'm like, the holy grail of girls. KIDDING.) I'm all of that, but it just goes to show that the game isn't just for losers.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47pm

    dont it only encourages them more!!! AHHHH

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:24am

    It's a raid not a mission

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:24am

    Make love, not warcraft

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 7:12pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA sounds like "the Guild"!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:43pm

    thats when u give him head while he's raiding.....that's what i use to do.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:26, watching other people play a game is waaaaay more meaningful and productive than playing a game, amirite?

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:42am

    11:17 So you'd divorce your husband becauw ehe plays a video game? I'm sure he'll be saying good fucking riddance to you and your dried up cunt.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:41pm

    Either he's really that much of a loser, in which case you should dump him. or he thinks wow is better than you vag

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:57pm

    You probably just suck at sex I play wow and understand the importance of raids (on freya right now!) And my ex played too and never picked wow over sex

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    that game ruined my fucking 6 year relationship. i have no problem with video games WHATSOEVER. i'm a fucking huge gamergirl. but WoW is like crack, and it ruins EVERYTHING.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:30pm

    I am the most interesting man in the worl I am a level 1000000000000000 I have that many real and video game friends I play 26 hours a day and work 30 hours a day on top of working out and getting laid by super models.. Prime reason you need to stop playing video games. Your sense of reality is seriously getting skewed

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:37pm

    Just play WoW with him. That's what I started doing. Bang 'em then duel 'em.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:58pm

    Dude, those missions are intense! I'd make my guy wait until I'd finished mine....

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    Ulduar loot would be more exciting than sex with a girl I've already been with. New boss kills, hard modes, good loots, and GREAT laughs with guildies always put me in a terrific mood, meaning that sex afterwards would be even better for both of us, when you think about it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    youd be surprised how many unexpected guys are into WoW... and to all the people who said give him a bj... been there done that and honesty, if they're the kind of person who won't give up the game for sex, then they sure as hell won't be able to focus on a mid-raid interruption. just saying. I gave up a long time ago.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    12:49, I know how you feel. My old live-in boyfriend left me because I wanted to spend time with him (not just sex) and it cut in on his raid availability.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:02am

    Raids are important buisness. Scheduled ahead of time and whatnot. On a serious note, he should have planned better and not on your date nights. I do know people who would bypass sex for a raid but these are hard-core gamers. Good luck in whatever the situation is now.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:21am

    Holy...shit... Story of my life. I forcefully took the microphone thing from my ex boyfriend once and announced to the other players that he was leaving because his girlfriend was tired of waiting for him in bed,

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:38pm

    Hot Stranger Sex > Guild raid > GF sex

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:30pm

    Sept. 17, 2:59: I think we both know that's not true ;)

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:38pm

    Amen, 10:25. Chicks that play WoW are awesome. And there are a shit ton of replies to this text!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:55pm

    been there done that. My husband wont even let me touch his dick when he's playing W.o.W.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:10pm

    when a guy chooses a video game over you, the next time youre giving him a bj, stop halfway through and say oops time for shopping..or some bullshit like that

  • 53 51
    Submitted by britishcheekah on Apr 4, 10 at 10:54pm

    the sad thing is that happened to me like every night with my ex boyfriend.

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:34pm

    Why are you people "sitting around" your boyfriends houses waiting for them to be done raiding? Go do something, and tell them to call you when they're done. If they don't, and you get sick of it, get a new boyfriend.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    You know what's really exciting is PAYING BILLS!! YA!! THE REAL WORLD RULES! God damn I hate stupid people. Those who play video games can still have a life, I don't see what's wrong with enjoying a video game.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA.... it's actually called a raid. And the guy the text references is my hero!

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:37pm

    lol, should i mention that numerous athletes play WoW? i've never played it, but a lot of my friends do, and you can still play video games and have a life at the same time. besides, it's better than watching trashy TV.

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:41am

    Epic chest > sex Lol

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:13am

    I have definitely been there, that or Battlestar Galatica is on TV.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:56am

    My brother dropped out of college to play WoW full time.... pretty sure wow ruined my family haha

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:24am

    depends how hot your gf is.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:59am

    woot go 1:46. GW is better. no stupid scheduling. and my bf has actually fucked me while iv played - made it much more rewarding ;)

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:07pm

    This is fair to say that girlfriends can ditch their boyfriends to go shopping, clubbing, girls night out, etc at any time. You boys can blue ball it until we get home. What, don't like it? Too bad.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:06pm

    No, 3:48...not every game. But, as a former game tester (one of only 3 females at SCEA), I can safely say that women still view gaming with a jaded eye, though games like WoW have a broad appeal (no pun intended).WOmen should just try to be somewhat involved in/supportive of their SO's hobbies. On the flip side of that, some men are too addicted to their hobbies (be they sports, cars, games, model building), and that is just as crappy as women that don't put forth any effort.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:54pm

    holy jesuss....lmao..

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:46pm

    really? you leave a loser like that

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    lol sounds familiar... i hate that fucking game.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:37pm

    wow its great to know im not the only one thats been denied sex for this game.WOW ruins sex lives but whatever,its all worth it in the end ;].....when u actually get the sex.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:24pm

    I love how everybody is a 6 figure making athletic stud that has an amzing social life and perfect in every way..Stats tend to show otherwise

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    really, nobody should be dating people who play WoW, except for other people who play WoW.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:51am

    haha I have both gotten head during WoW and...yes...it was a raid or dungeon, not a mission. and yeah my GF actually ditched me for a raid once...SCREW NAXX lmao.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:40pm

    yeah, that's when you dump their asses. stupid 2-3 hours waiting for a group, then however long in their raid.. *yawn* next.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:16am

    Well grab your lap top, load the game , roll a toon, start playing, get naked and have fun! LOL

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:34am

    kek this thread is awesome.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:30pm

    OP, you dodged a bullet there. Video games are fine (if pointless) if you can keep them balanced and actually live your life and cultivate meaningful relationships. However, I have not met one WoW player who could actually do this. So, yeah. In my experience, WoW fails.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm

    haha I love how all these WoW players are saying how rich and successful and promiscuous they supposedly are. my boyfriend plays WoW but not that much and he would NEVER turn down sex for it! we both have friends and lives!

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:52pm

    been there. WoW sucks... the life out of relationships.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:22pm

    Umm...yes 11:42 I would divorce my husband bc of a game. When a game is more important than your wife and two kids...you've got priority issues!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:26am

    oh god sounds like the story of my life from 2004-2008. i left my loser husband and that was a biiiiiig part of the reason. WoW ruins lives!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:02pm

    OMGROFLBBQ EVERYONE WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES IS A LOSER!!11!1!!! Who gives a shit? Let me play video games when I want, it's not like I don't have time in the rest of the day to do other "productive" things. FUCK! Is it so wrong to want to escape the real world, especially with douchers like you stereotyping everyone?

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    It's called a raid BITCH,

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:20pm

    If he turned down sex with you to raid, you must not be as good as you think you are. Stop hating on WoW and its players because you suck in the sack.

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:39pm

    I gave my boyfriend head while he was playing wow..

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:00pm

    nothing wrong with playing video games... but if you turn down sex that youd otherwise want, to play, even if it's for a raid or whatever that shit is called, there's something wrong with you. not going out and finding some random girl to screw? fine, whatever. turning down your gf or wife to play wow? not ok.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:08pm

    1:05PM exactly, you don't skip your job that is scheduled daily to have sex..some just get BJs at work.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:26pm

    11:45 has an amazing point PUSSY > wow anyday

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    This has happend to me!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    yeah. sadly this happened to me, too. :/

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm

    We can talk if your anywhere new Wash DC, this is to funny

  • 45 42
    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:25pm

    Ya umm go read the rule book, raid times r not t b interrupted!!!

  • 50 52
    Submitted by VegaT on Aug 29, 10 at 6:39am

    xD This makes me glad that both of us play wow..and that I'm the gm of his guild. /win

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:23pm

    cancel his account. see how he feels then. i cancelled my girl's account, and she slapped me, then we had a good old fashioned hate-fuck.

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:01pm

    I'm a girl. I play wow. My hubby goes down on ME while I'm raiding. Oh yea. Its like that.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:29pm

    I feel sorry for your kids, what do they do when you are playing? "Sorry, mommy can't feed you, she's on a raid"

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    when you choose video game over sex, you are a sad person. when you date this person, you are the saddest of all.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    been there. I had to walk home alone at 11pm in November because he promised to go on a raid with his WoW friends and thought that was an appropriate reason to ditch me at our friend's house.

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:25am

    I've had this happen to me before...but then I started playing WoW too and now he's jealous that I'm a better player than him! :D

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:52pm

    Honey, been there and done that! DTMFA!

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:42pm

    yeahhh thats just not cool.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm

    I have not and never will turn down sex for WoW...I just tell the guildies Im going to get laid and they are like "dude hurry up ffs."

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:15am

    I play 16 hours a day

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:06am

    12:01 knows what's up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:37pm

    try spelling 'mission' right maybe he will pay attention to you then

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm

    I'm 24, working full time as an engineering consultant, got my own condo. My guild raids Tues-Thurs nights and I go clubbing, play bball, have BBQs with friends, etc. on the weekends. Most of the girls I meet don't even know I play WoW. Please keep your stereotypes to yourselves.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:08pm

    I did that once. God, what a mistake that was.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by sp1nnermann on Mar 8, 10 at 10:58pm

    its not incredibly impossible to multi-task

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:22pm

    Happened to me...ooooooon valentines day. WOW takes over lives. RIDICULOUS

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:29pm

    I won't even mention the lurid fantasies I have while doing my bf about our druid MT... and a gnome warrior... it's sick I know ... I am ok with it... and I happen to scream out players names he doesn't mind!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    Agreed 1:17 ! My social schedule is set around raiding.... only get laid on Sunday mornings between 9 - 11 and on Tuesdays between 5am - 11am PST>>>> ROFLMAO!!!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:02pm

    3rd year law student...played for 3 solid years and by played i mean 6-8 hours a day, almost every day. I still went out, but I quit studying and barely scraped by on exams. I blew off girls plenty to play. I finally just quit cold turkey...grades are too important...but fuck quitting ganja, sometimes the law is wrong! :)

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:52am

    hearing someone get a BJ would probably be the most awkward thing to hear over ventrilo... then again you'd hear that one weirdo cheering him on

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:31am

    i used to tell my girlfriend i had raids on tuesday mornings so i wouldnt have to hang out with her before work. what a dumb bitch, everyone knows its maintenance day.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    10:01 - Damn, that must have been the reason I quit WoW (No bf/husband at the time to go down on me during...) No wonder I found the game boring : )

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    So I should not mention my night elf costume I dress up in as my bf dresses up in his orc costume and we play our own WoW games after Wow? LMAO!!!

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:24pm

    I knew what I was getting into beforehand. =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:59pm

    guys who play video games are lame

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Thatguy99 on Feb 23, 10 at 2:38pm

    Wow 2:16, I'll postpone a scheduled event for sex,trust me, every single one of my friends would do the same, and completely understand!

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:43pm

    Lol go do a quick guild raid and suck

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:42pm

    But WoW is the best game ever

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:31pm

    Raids are a pain in the ass to schedule. If your spouse plays excessively, ask them to limit the raids to maybe 2 a week or something. Any other instance isn't going to take too long, unless they suck. If the only time you manage to get horny is during his raids, its probably not about sex at all. And perhaps men are easier to appease, but I know if I'm in the middle of an instance, a quick "afk" bj will hold him out till I'm finished, and gives me something to look forward to later.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:40am

    fuck warcraft...stupid fucking game

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    the game was created for socially awkward people to socialize

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm

    then there is 2:32 the walking stereotype

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:53pm

    Sorry Not DC .... but NOLA baby!! and another fantasy of mine is to give someone head while they are raiding.... can't get much hotter than that if you ask me!!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:44pm

    Lol noob, no missions in WoW

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:06pm

    **But i can promise.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:35pm

    yaowza I'm so glad my nerdy boys aren't THAT nerdy mood kill. lols at 7.19 =)

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:39pm

    It's easier to blame WOW then yourself, In most casese the guy probably wanted to end the relationship but playing wow hardcore was an easier way out.

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:56am

    God damn it 7:53 you beat me to that shit! Also, god damn needy bitches. Go make a sandwhich til his raid is finished then bend over and take it like a real woman.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:10pm

    WoW sucks! my b/f definately has done that before. i hate raids on weekends, can never make plans to go out!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:22am

    WHT A FUCKIN LOSER LMFAO

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:21pm

    Its a fucking raid ya dumb bitch. And hes busy getting t8 in ulduar. Leave the poor boy alone.

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    my friend's brother married the girl he met on WoW

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:03pm

    This is how I got My wife from her old boyfriend, LOL

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    ...most guys in the 423/706. really.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:02am

    I swear I'm the only guy who hates wow

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:58am

    11:42 also glitters of gold and rides a unicorn to work

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:35pm

    this has happened to me

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:23pm

    WoW ruins relationships and lives. and good luck giving them a blow job while playing "hun that's too distracting"...yeah get out while you can

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:14am

    ... its called a quest... and so what bitch should be in his guild playing too... wow is fun... and ftr im a girl

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:28pm

    as for 3:12 - u r prob the definition of a pimply, greasy, fat loser

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:00pm

    Holy crap guys, really. I know a guy who just dumped his girlfriend of 3 years because AND I QUOTE "I wanted to raid and she was being a needy bitch and wanted to have sex." My answer: "She should just suck it up and blow you while you play, that's what I would do." He told me I'm a goddess and proposed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:57pm

    ive given my husband head while he was playing before also, and i know how it feels to be turned down for sex, ugh i hate that game.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 12:06am

    Ugh mine used to keep one eye on the conputer screen....fucker

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:10pm

    I had a boyfriend like that. We were together for two years, and we have a daughter together. He refused to feed our 5 week old child her bottle because he was busy playing WOW needless to say I was gone within the week. I thank WOW for makin me realize the he was a worthless A-Hole

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:37pm

    so if guys can ditch their girls and refuse sex for Wow, us girls can ditch them and refuse sex for whatever we choose to do, ok?

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    the g/f should give him a hand cranker while he's playing WoW. He'll be slaying demons and goblins like mad while shooting his knuckle children all over his keyboard! WIN!!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:16PM....Stick that in your stereotype and smoke it. I love it

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:17pm

    I definitely wouldnt be concerned about him getting his anymore after this incident

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:24pm

    I feel for you. I really, really do.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:41pm

    And bashing people who play WoW anonymously on TLFN is sooo much more productive LOL!!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:16pm

    Seriously? I'm glad there are wow players...fat chicks are dungeons and dragons nerds need masturbatory material also...

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:59pm

    Well it's 24 other people counting on him for something scheduled most likely. I'd take WoW over sex since I can always have sex later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:42pm

    I play wow. Actually lead and am in charge of the raids Also play arena (against other players) But still get laid on a regular basis thx to booty calls and nights out Party hard and abuse illicit substances Play club rugby in Ireland And am in my last year in an hBA in Business Studies and goin into a masters in Econimics Fuk all you haters! Dont over generalize!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:15pm

    whats so great about wow

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:16am

    omg hahahahha wooow (pun intended) definitely time for you to either A) Play wow, make a NE, and /dance his ass till he's willing to have sex with you IRL or B) get yourself a new boyfriend :P

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    6;36PM I did & 100% agree with you on all accounts. Left my GF of a few years for the same reasons few years back now. Best decison ever.... Girls, you need to get more interesting if you have to bitch about a vidio game beating you out. DARWIN!!! WOW > U

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    A raid is a scheduled event with anywhere between 9 and 24 REAL LIVE OTHER PEOPLE relying on you to show up and do your job. They rarely happen spontaneously, which means he probably had this planned well in advance and she interrupted him. It's like if he came in the room while you were watching a movie with your girlfriends and demanded sex. You'd laugh in his face in that instance. Hypocrisy much?

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    fuck...this site really needs to give accounts to everybody or smth... im tired of the freakin time references.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    i can't count the times where i've walked in front of my boyfriend naked and he says hold on i have a group mission and i can't let them down!

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:02pm

    I would but I keep using the batteries from the vibrator for my cordless mouse!!! LOL!!!!!!!

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:29pm

    @ OP - And you're still wasting your time trying to fuck this loser... why? Fail.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by queerfemme on Oct 23, 10 at 7:35pm

    yeahhh.. i was thinking the same thing. probably not a mission, since that's not even a thing. raid. bitches be crazy.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 3:59pm

    WoW is for fags, id take sex over videogames anyday and I love videogames

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:21pm

    Please. If I had a dollar for everytime my ex blew me off for WoW... I'd be able to buy out blizzard. Fuckin' game.

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:51 - you must have never gotten laid before.. gladly would I give up a WoW raid for some tang

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:14am

    Honey, I just broke up with my bf over wow cause he kept pulling stuff like that. Get out now!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:58am

    fuck that shit, i give up wow everytime my girl gets home

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:43pm

    11:28, that's impressive. Now you have to get fucked while running 25 Uld...

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:09pm

    3:03PM I ended it with my GF of 2 YR for that same reason maybe 5 years ago now. Was a good move, done with wow but looking back it was the right decison. Too Needy, no space.

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:44pm

    Gotta keep updated on the Facebook 2:40!

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:11pm

    2:09PM some of us have day jobs...

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:47pm

    have given head while he was playing. he has stopped playing so we can have sex, or I wait until he finishes his run and then we have sex. but i also play WoW and understand.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:26pm

    I hate WOW! Go fucking BATHE! Get a life! Your neon pasty skin is not sexy, your greasy hair, acne and WOW level is not impressive. Spend that time bettering your real self.

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:06pm

    swear to god the same thing has happened to me.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:31pm

    9:10 I adore you for that

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:37pm

    I knew it!! There IS WoW in Heaven!!

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:32pm

    In the outside world, I am a simple geologist... but in here, I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo Deep Mine, and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's Landing.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:42 Im in my 30s.... how do you feel about cougars? LMAO!!!!

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:56pm

    From 12:51PM to 12:54PM, New tang yes, old used tang no...Men are hunters

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:40pm

    Yeah I dated a guy like that..... Dated be the keyword here.

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:17am

    I'm married and my husband had NEVER turned down sex until he started playing wow! Now he expects me to stay up til 2am to have sex?! I think not! I see divorce in our future if he can't control his wow playing! F wow!!!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm

    Was the guy's name Grant?? LOL

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Chaild on Aug 13, 10 at 3:41am

    RAIDS ARE SRS BUSINESS!!!!!!!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:44pm

    this happened to my friend ... her boyfriend broke up with her cause she was taking to much of his time from wow

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:28pm

    Now THAT has to be real - kicked my ex hubby out in Jan because he was the same (and I am a wow player too, so he had to be bad)! He'd never even taken our 2 kids (age 5 & 3) out for a walk before, asshole.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:39am

    WoW isn't as bad as you people make it sound. I graduated form a top private high schyool in my area, am going to Ohio State on a full ride in the fall, was named to all league teams in 3 different sports my senior year, and I am an officer in the fastes progressing guild on my server. OH, and as of 1 hour ago I now have a damned hot gf. WoW is only for people that have nothing else going on? I think not.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:00pm

    yeah xbf plays wow too done the head while playing thing too stupid guys and their video games and if he ignores you for the game when you propose sex ditch him

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:03pm

    So you know my husband too then? :)

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:38am

    yeah yeahhh chatt town!

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:27pm

    I normally blow him when he's raiding. IDGAF.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:56am

    my bf did that to me once. i was so mad. 20 minutes later he wanted to have sex cuz his stupid raid was done. no thanks im watching americas next top model

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:54pm

    wow... this has to be the girl dating my exboyfriend

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:28pm

    I PLAY WOW AND IM JESUS

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:45pm

    What a beast

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:43am

    Wow, my bf used to do that shit back in the beginning of our relationship, until I seduced the shit out of him! But I completely feel your pain. Also, he doesn't play WoW anymore, only Dota. Thank god!

    • 52 68
      Submitted by rthecollector on Jun 18, 10 at 2:59pm

      Sounds like you "seduced" the balls right off him. Not all men can be pussy-whipped.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:19pm

    I'm a child prodigy, bodybuilder, billionaire, genius who has proved Einstein wrong, and hugh hefner calls me for sex advice, and I play world of warcraft

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 12:24am

    Quest not mission BTW

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:02pm

    True...dated a loser WoW boy myself...now as soon as I find that they play WoW, I run the other way...saves a lot of time.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:03pm

    2:53PM You need to get a life if you think your partner having another interest is a bad thing. Would you end a relationship if A guy didn't leave his BBall game mid 2nd QTR to have sex with you or run home from a night out with his guy friends mid beer to appease you? You sound a little needy

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    You mean WoW is NOT REAL??????????? OMG I never would have guess it. Good thing I have dickwads on TFLN telling me what is real and what isn't ...... wheew .... back to reality.... THANKS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    1:27 You are a loser and your "same girl" would be willing to change things up if you didn't suck cock so hard.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:08pm

    I just start playing by myself and it distracts him from his raid.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:31pm

    I feel your pain...dump him

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:18pm

    OMG i hate it when that happens.i spent the weekend at his house and woke up at 3 am to have sex and gueess what he was STILL doing -__-

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:42pm

    this is so fucked up

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    2:38 I guess I just don't see how someone could dedicate 9+ a week to a silly video game. I guess other people prioritize their time differently. I spend my time doing things me and my fiance are both into, and spend my alone time doing my P.O.M things (ie reading, sports...etc)

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:45pm

    You guys who say wow players are losers and such are fail.. lots of guys play wow that arent losers and you would never know. and trust me, sex with a girl youve had sex with plenty of times before can wait until after you finish your raids. And as for whoever said mid raid bj's are just an interruption.. they are fun and make it more exciting :)

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Loulabell274 on Apr 28, 10 at 3:19pm

    I hate when my boyfriend does that. Ass fuck.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:35pm

    I play wow but i would have sex over wow cause keeping her around is costing a hell of alot more. Better get use out of it

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:39pm

    It's not that big a deal...if raids are scheduled and you know that ahead of time, it's your own fault... don't get pissy about it. If that's the ONLY times he's turned you down is during raids. If he's turned you down any other time because of WOW, and you're still with him, then you're the dumbass.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:22pm

    There is a reason Wow players date wow players...because no socially functional human being with really deal with that bull shit.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:45pm

    Am if I am in my upper 30s ;) LMAO!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Dr_Giggles on Oct 13, 10 at 9:29pm

    My girlfriend gives me head when I raid... My guildies love it almost as much as I do, 'cause we use voice-com. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:16pm

    Dude guilds on WoW are just as important as sex. Trust me shits intense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:09pm

    wow, this is unbelievable. go get some fresh air people!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Corruptd on Apr 2, 10 at 2:47am

    My hero!!!

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:12am

    WOOP WOOP world of Warcraft but I'd rather have the pussy!

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:55pm

    This has happened to me too. Fuck WoW.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:38PM Obviously you have never seen the show South Park

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:14pm

    i hope he got some good gear whilst playing...

  • 39 54
    Submitted by PhantomGirl36 on Jun 11, 10 at 3:16am

    I'm absolutely certain that I will be in that situation at some point in my life.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:57am

    i thought i was the only one who suffered from being turned down for a raid on WOW..this makes me feel 10 times better

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:00am

    RAIDS are for ppl who have nothing better to do with their time but sit on their butts and either bark/take orders from someone on their headset. period. end of story. now go brag about your LOOT. value factor x 100.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    NOT the same as a hobby. Not even close. A hobby usually has payoffs (arts, crafts, music, puzzles, etc). That games is just a time sync.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:39pm

    Amen sister-friend 5:11! Kudos to you for being a well-adjusted lady gamer.

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    3:28 like anyone believes you live that lifestyle. I know there are successful wow players but I doubt everyone on here that plays is rich, college educated, and scores all the time like some of these people are claiming.

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:23pm

    3:12, We don't necessarily claim to be that person. We're just not the fat, pimply, mouth-breathing basement-dwelling stereotypes you seem to think we are.

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:01pm

    1:53PM aww, too bad, I've got Atlanta, Colorado, New York, Boston & Orange County, LA in the near future...guess it wasn't ment to be : \ Happy Raids!

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    Umm no I throw them a beer and chips and tell them to sit down and shut the fuck up.... LMAO WTF kind of question is that? My kids are probably older than a majority of you !!!!

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    WOO GO WOW PLAYERS! UNITE! PLAY WOW INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX! WOW IS THE CRACK FOR US ALL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    Sounds like someone's about to get murked on.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 9:17am

    Yep. I've been there before. He yelled at me for 'trying to distract him' during a raid. Relationship over.

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:34am

    4:59 you have issues.

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:32am

    been there done that! get rid of him!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by pinklady62090 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:03am

    breakup with him now.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:09am

    I know many people who would do this!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:20am

    my ex used to do this. First and only time I will ever date a gamer. Now I have a guy who roots me whenever I want and he hasn't been with a girl since we broke up. 2 years ago. .Get rid of him, their priorities are way messed up. Their loss in the end.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:42pm

    On the bright side, this means WoW nuts are not reproducing.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:12pm

    i'm young, i'm rich, my gf fucks me while i play, i drive a benz, i'm super athletic, i give to charity, i walk old ladies across the street, i am level 1012 in wow, and i have a great job and work 70hrs a week, i get laid 9 times a week, SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:25am

    Sounds like my ex. Get rid of that Guy. My ex never took me out since he was on wow all the time. So went out without him. That's when I found my hubby. So dump you wow playing bf, and find a real man who will take better care of you.

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:12am

    My ex of a dbag said this!

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:33pm

    what do you think people in the military do to pass the time. they aren't always out fighting you know? iraq gave me a lot of free time, wow helped with that. kept me out of trouble. thank you wow. i'm married, was a high school all american, attended west point, but i still enjoy wow, i say i've had a pretty successful life so far.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:44pm

    I guess I'm not as dedicated to playing as some but if my wife wants sex WOW must wait don't care if it's raid or in the middle of epic fight there's always the reset button. WOW is fun but 69 is much better. :)

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:44pm

    Not a cougar if I'm in my upper 20s = ) lol

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:38am

    i hate that game 2 years we were together chose the game over me and now thats all he has

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:54am

    at least i know i'm not the only one..

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:57pm

    ANY MAN OR WOMAN PUTTING WOW BEFORE THEIR RL IS ..... fucking insecure. ha.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    what the eff is WoW? I am def not a "gamer" except tiger woods 2010. As far as all that other sci-fi crap - for the birds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47pm

    yeah, no kidding, WoW boys fail at life

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:24pm

    Been there, girlfriend!

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:59am

    Want to see an average wow player? google wow account cancellation and watch the video of the kid freaking out when his mom cancels his subscription...classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:34am

    Chics like to dictate when sex happens and don't like when we're not jumping whenever they say they're ready. Let them ask for it for a change, and maybe wait rather than always turning us down when we're ready. :)

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:48pm

    It's very simple ... make a character & get him to powerlevel you. If you can't have a hobby together, what chance does the relationship. besides, that way after you blow him during a raid, he has to return the favour.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:48pm

    3:37 so you have to play EVERY game your boyfriend plays or else you suck? I have no problem with my boyfriend playing Wow but I don't really want to play it with him...he doesn't seem to have a problem with that...also nice way of having to (insecurely) assert that you do have a sex life...lmao. I love the Doors, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and I have hundreds of songs by them but i'm not going to make my bf listen to them all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    fuckin' dungeon creepiers they will forever live in their mommy's basement and be like chaz michael "ma!!!!! where's the meatloaf???? fuuuuuuuck" If the world was a just place, they'd be wipped out before they could potentially procreate and create more douchlosers like themselves with no ambition than killing pretend monsters. Grow a sack, pick up a basketball and go outside you albino freaks.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Thatguy99 on Feb 23, 10 at 2:52pm

    Actually,forget what everyone is saying. You guys continue playing WOW...makes my life easier. I've now been asked by two women "You don't play wow or anything, right?!" Score!

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:07pm

    Play D1 football for a top 20 school and 3 of our guys that were drafted play WoW... Gotta be albino freak losers right??? I can kick ur ass in real life and in a video game it turns my GF on that Im Good at both, as long as i dont put it infront of her too much... <3

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:09pm

    If a guy will choose a FAKE life instead of sex he's lost it. I say leave him or invest in a BOB it will probably be better at it than him anyways.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by zomgzombehz on Nov 30, 10 at 1:25pm

    There is no real life, only AFK.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Arguing_Lyric on Apr 22, 10 at 3:55am

    i lost a 5 year relationship with my fiance at the time because he spent every waking moment outside of work playing WOW... Now i wont date guys that play WOW at all. So, i know alll about this.

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:32pm

    totally left my boyfreind of two years because of wow. total relationship ruiner!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:41pm

    4:27 or the people that are delusional and are really spending 5 hours a night playing a GAME, that have nonexistent social lives outside of Zargon and have never seen or smelled a pussy. Plus I would say the average age range on this site is 16-25...not many people in that demographic fit that aforementioned category. Plus if they were that raw of people, then they wouldn't waste their talents on a dumb ass video game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:32pm

    Raid..Mission..All the same to me!

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:32pm

    So if we played golf and were on the golf course 5 days a week that would be ok?

  • 37 59
    Submitted by ATXman on Jan 30, 11 at 1:37am

    He sounds like a keeper...

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Xiphos on Oct 17, 10 at 5:45pm

    Fucking > WoW. There will always be another Raid, but if you piss her off with that shit, you're gonna lose the pussy. I smack people I know upside the head when I hear about them choosing a fucking video game over sex. Now, if she gives you head WHILE you're playing WoW, you got yourself a keeper. :P

  • 38 61
    Submitted by xdpizzle on Jul 29, 10 at 12:57am

    yes, Raid not mission. sometimes sex is better. depends on how hardcore your raiding guild is

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:03pm

    Been there had that happen to me. Just me sweetie its never going to change. Leave him now, go back when he has finished that dumb fucking game...but i cant promise you before that happens you will find a better guy. I PROMISE.

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    Let's just turn it around: "She wouldn't have sex with me because she was checking status updates on Facebook". It's pretty much the same thing.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:16am

    I have totally blown off sex with my ex several times over raiding!! Haha!

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:00pm

    Hahahahah yea see with WoW u cant get disappointed.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by americanigguh on Mar 14, 10 at 5:01pm

    Most of the ppl leaving comments about raids being better thn sex gav probably never seen a vagina

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:06am

    I fucking hate wow with a burning passion!!! Dump his sorry asss! He's not worth it if he chooses wow over you, and yes I kno from past experiences...he actually raided once while having sex. FML

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:52pm

    i've turned down my boyfriend before because i was in a raid. sounds like a lof of you are so desperate and undersexed with the need to get laid that you'd throw down everything you're doing just for a little dickin'.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:31am

    oh this happened so many times....

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:55pm

    im gonna pee in my pants.... lllollll....

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Gamer9177 on Jun 13, 11 at 2:12pm

    Fucking awesome dude, happened to me before to!

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Sounds just like my buddy LMAO

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    Why the fuck would you give it up to some one playing WOW?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    IM BILL GATES AND ALL I DO IS PLAY WOW

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:09pm

    World of Warcraft and all it's players are total losers!!

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:53pm

    LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:04pm

    Any smart WOW player knows not to tell her you play WOW until after you had sex & she is hooked.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by ladyfloyd on Mar 23, 10 at 10:16pm

    ahhhhh hahaha this happened to my frieeeend the other night. WOW to the WoWs.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23pm

    I think why "Raiding" turns girls on so much is the chance to pull you away & prove that she is more interesting then the game to you. Girls get Jelous of WOW & have to mark their territory, funny when they loose though lol

  • 54 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:15pm

    Real life Grail > fantasy world Grail. for this mission, one must leave the fantasy world for the greater prize. this is only applicable when the option of both Grail is not present. if multitasking is possible, proceed. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:58pm

    raid?....wow you all suck at life, go fuck your mothers!

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:09pm

    Been there, have the t-shirt. Just don't ever ask him to choose between u or WOW. It won't be good.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:12pm

    Thats is my boyfriend!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:53pm

    Are you kidding me? You break up with someone immediately should this happen. Teach WoW folks a lesson.

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Chaild on Aug 13, 10 at 3:46am

    But bio breaks usually leave enough time for a quicky :)

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:36pm

    I've dated one of those guys...NEVER AGAIN.

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm

    I got my bf to leave his raid early last night to bang me, then we played Left 4 Dead together after. Try giving your bf head during raid time, he'll Alt-F4 quickly.

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:18am

    If I could end WoW I would... my boyfriend's addiction keeps me from getting laid, and momma needs her sugar. But there's no way he's getting a beej while playing that f-ing game. The g-d "duh-nuh" sound of accepting a quest haunts my wet dreams.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:45pm

    Basically people that can't do like normal people and talk to coworkers or classmates in order to form relationships, but Zoron their level 1500000000000 character is their conduit to the outside world...funny how insecure people live vicariously through their "realistic" representations in video games

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:18pm

    whoever asked how playing a video game and a sport are different. A little thing you losers never heard of. Excercise. You know actually moving around and losing that weight you put on from getting excited over Gnomes and shit..pathetic

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:45am

    give them 2 hours of pleasurable sex then you can play all night...it's that simple, i know alot of the WOW guys can't hang so they have to find another outlet like playing WOW and jerking off

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    my boyfriend quit wow for me.....but damn this brings back bad memories

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:22 Really everyday, 2 hours a day, on top of working 40 hours a week, on top of sleep , and on top of having an active social life...ie maintain gf.... I smell something...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:18PM I work out at least 2 hours a day, then three nights a week I raid... you were saying?

  • 29 56
    Submitted by SeniorRufus on Oct 24, 11 at 11:02am

    I would skip sex for WoW.. I'm a girl.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:42pm

    Lawl, thats hilar, good ol wow, wrecking homes everywhere

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:22pm

    2:16 and in the midst of this busy fully satisfying life where do you find time to spend hours on end...killing Ogres and such..is there some time freeze button in the game which actually allows you to *gasp* freeze time in real life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:12PM I'm sorry you live so far from that lifestyle. Successful wow players are just like successful anyone else in this world and don't put up with the parents basement living, looser stereotype. I haven't seen one girl post on here yet that they ended it with their BF for playing wow, just others pissed off yelling that they should. Guess some of us wow people have somethign to offer

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:26pm

    i guess no one watches sports or anything who play this game? Seems to take up everyones time- Effing tools!

  • 26 52
    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 10, 10 at 1:09am

    i met my bf on WoW, so i know where you're coming from. But seriously. Raid schedules are solid. End of story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:09am

    wow haha, i would not put up with that for realll

  • 24 49
    Submitted by miakia63 on Dec 5, 11 at 10:31pm

    Sadly, I've been there.

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    It's probably best WOW players aren't having "real" sex. Who wants those fuckers to procreate?

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    yup...been there before. and that explained why he was a virgin at 21..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    Just thought I'd remind you gamers that, well... it's a GAME! It's not real. And it's not important. Get a life... and fucking your gf is a good start! Ha ha.