he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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Raid, not misson Raid
Girls who think guys who play video games are lame are usually boring
Thankyou. Video Games are a great waste of time.
Umm my ex told me to choose WoW or him... I miss him but got to 80 quick LMAO!!!!
12:51 nailed it. I can have sex any day of the week...but raids are scheduled
Would you expect your guy to ditch poker night or a football game he'd scheduled with his friends? WoW is the same thing. It's a social experience. I hang out and have a good time with friends while I play, even if they aren't in the same room.
And also, I was a conference champ track athlete in college and still work out, I have a good job and my own downtown loft apartment, I go out on the weekends, and I'm getting married in November.
Stick that in your stereotype and smoke it.
u don't fuck with the raid schedule
i cant interrupt my raid schedule for sex...im heals!
i'm heals too xP
should of just blown him will he was playing. that would of rocked his world
New Epix > Sex with a girl you have had sex with before - "FACT"
2:38PM What if your fiance played the game too & both spend 9+ hours together in game enjoying it. I know a few couples married like that in game I raid with.
I like how 12:46 corrected the terminology
counter-strike is way better than wow you pussies
ya really. been there. given head during wow before...
I'M A SUPERMODEL MISS AMERICA NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER ASTROPHYSICIST AND I PLAY WOW
2:38PM Obviously you have never seen the show South Park
A guy who gets enough sex isn't going to drop whatever he's doing just to get more. I guess some of the critics here aren't getting laid enough.
been there. WoW sucks... the life out of relationships.
As others have said before, its a Raid. Missions are for FPS games. ... no wonder he didn't wanna have sex with you. Tard.
4:24PM Why would anyone else who isn't post on these boards bragging about their crappie life. Doesn't surprise me the good apples would be the ones speaking up...we aren't taking a survey here
It's not the games fault, it's your pussy's. LRN2FUK NEWB!
It's a raid not a mission
I'm a WERD and proud of it!!!
wow has ruined my marriage
Wow. Just wow.
Girls just need to understand that guys need there time for video games. It can't always be about you 24/7
Not all of them do. Mine doesn't. Hell, we play together.
Then again, he's never turned me down for sex. Not even during a quest or raid. =P
Ya umm go read the rule book, raid times r not t b interrupted!!!
God, this has happened to me. Fuck WoW.
really, nobody should be dating people who play WoW, except for other people who play WoW.
Solution: have sex while raiding with a laptop on your bed, i've done it & it helps you last forever when you have a distraction.
1:23PM : Girls who think only non athletic loosers who live in their mom's basement play wow really are out of their element..lol
I'm in my 20's, play BBall, take my motorcycle out crusing with friends on the weekends, great job, own condo, great money & raid the hell out of that game. Original post 12:51PM...& yes, no trouble getting ass...I'm also not one of a kind either, may more out there just like me
I'd probably rather raid with my guild then have sex with my boyfriend, well depending on the raid TOC 25 man? yeah id rather do that.
is your bfs name chris?!?!? lol
ugh been there. But I must say it does make sex more interesting... like having to try all your tricks to get his attention instead of just "hey babe lets fuck"
Umm I am a chick, an attorney and have already procreated...... don't hate 1:23 it's ok we are used to lame dicked losers such as yourself casting stereo types on us all.... I wouldn't do you with a Horde dick... LMAO
2:07 Where do you go LSU? Florida?
that <3 shows how big of a loser you really are
I PLAY WOW AND IM JESUS
the same thing happened to me.
been there done that. My husband wont even let me touch his dick when he's playing W.o.W.
I knew it!! There IS WoW in Heaven!!
You know what's really exciting is PAYING BILLS!! YA!! THE REAL WORLD RULES!
God damn I hate stupid people. Those who play video games can still have a life, I don't see what's wrong with enjoying a video game.
the game was created for socially awkward people to socialize
I guess I'm not as dedicated to playing as some but if my wife wants sex WOW must wait don't care if it's raid or in the middle of epic fight there's always the reset button. WOW is fun but 69 is much better. :)
so...i guess they are having sex in his moms basement....lol
Amen, 10:25. Chicks that play WoW are awesome.
And there are a shit ton of replies to this text!
I play WoW and I am a 23 year old woman who has modeled in numerous publications, is going to University, and make numerous poop jokes. (I'm like, the holy grail of girls. KIDDING.)
I'm all of that, but it just goes to show that the game isn't just for losers.
xD This makes me glad that both of us play wow..and that I'm the gm of his guild. /win
My girlfriend gives me head when I raid... My guildies love it almost as much as I do, 'cause we use voice-com. ;)
2.16 - his name isnt Chris, but his roommate who is in his guild is. hahaa.
Lol raids give u epics what do u give him?
Honey You aren't the first...
Are you kidding me? You break up with someone immediately should this happen. Teach WoW folks a lesson.
cancel his account. see how he feels then.
i cancelled my girl's account, and she slapped me, then we had a good old fashioned hate-fuck.
I play WoW. None of my friends know. Hell, I've been with my girl for over 2 years and she doesn't even know. I work, I party, I fuck, and I make my raid times every week.
Livin' the dream.
so if guys can ditch their girls and refuse sex for Wow, us girls can ditch them and refuse sex for whatever we choose to do, ok?
my boyfriend quit wow for me.....but damn this brings back bad memories
That's why you play these games WITH your boyfriend, unless you're willing to schedule sex/give head while he plays. If you play it with them and get into it, you won't want sex when it's mission time, either.
Although WoW sucks, Guild Wars is better.
really? you leave a loser like that
I will say this, I used to play WOW when I lived with my GF - Playing WOW is more interesting and exciting then talking/dealing with 95% of women out there. Truth be told, aside from sex, you're boring, none of you are funny, and most of the time you're nagging or bothering us in some way. Just shut your mouths, allow us to play WOW, and blow us if we so desire. OUT
Sept. 17, 2:59: I think we both know that's not true ;)
You probably just suck at sex
I play wow and understand the importance of raids (on freya right now!)
And my ex played too and never picked wow over sex
4:27 or the people that are delusional and are really spending 5 hours a night playing a GAME, that have nonexistent social lives outside of Zargon and have never seen or smelled a pussy. Plus I would say the average age range on this site is 16-25...not many people in that demographic fit that aforementioned category. Plus if they were that raw of people, then they wouldn't waste their talents on a dumb ass video game
Hahhaha, fuck raids!! i get so annoyed, my boyfriend does them for hours on end while i sit by bored as hell.... pisses me off to no end. I hate that game.
Im a girl and was raiding 25 naxx and fucked while doing it! win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raids are important buisness. Scheduled ahead of time and whatnot. On a serious note, he should have planned better and not on your date nights. I do know people who would bypass sex for a raid but these are hard-core gamers. Good luck in whatever the situation is now.
If a "loser" turns you down for sex, what does that make you?
lmao at cant interrupt schedule cuz of heals LMAO!!!!
12:51 - you must have never gotten laid before.. gladly would I give up a WoW raid for some tang
11:17 So you'd divorce your husband becauw ehe plays a video game? I'm sure he'll be saying good fucking riddance to you and your dried up cunt.
WoW player is getting serv'd in this thread
::takes anothe pull from the mountain due bottle and eats his last quarter pounder::
No, 3:48...not every game. But, as a former game tester (one of only 3 females at SCEA), I can safely say that women still view gaming with a jaded eye, though games like WoW have a broad appeal (no pun intended).WOmen should just try to be somewhat involved in/supportive of their SO's hobbies. On the flip side of that, some men are too addicted to their hobbies (be they sports, cars, games, model building), and that is just as crappy as women that don't put forth any effort.
Holy crap guys, really.
I know a guy who just dumped his girlfriend of 3 years because AND I QUOTE "I wanted to raid and she was being a needy bitch and wanted to have sex."
My answer: "She should just suck it up and blow you while you play, that's what I would do."
He told me I'm a goddess and proposed.
this is so pathetic. go get yourself a new man or a vibrator. or both.
my friend's brother married the girl he met on WoW
There is no real life, only AFK.
Sorry Not DC .... but NOLA baby!! and another fantasy of mine is to give someone head while they are raiding.... can't get much hotter than that if you ask me!!
You should know the drill by now.
Holy...shit... Story of my life. I forcefully took the microphone thing from my ex boyfriend once and announced to the other players that he was leaving because his girlfriend was tired of waiting for him in bed,
Just play WoW with him. That's what I started doing. Bang 'em then duel 'em.
sounds like the bf is getting plenty of sex from the gf, so much, in fact, that he can shun her (for a little while) to play WoW. I don't play it but if I've turned down sex to watch/play sports before. That was in my early 20's, however, when I was swimming in it. I'd never dream of doing that shit now, however. FML!!
youd be surprised how many unexpected guys are into WoW...
and to all the people who said give him a bj... been there done that and honesty, if they're the kind of person who won't give up the game for sex, then they sure as hell won't be able to focus on a mid-raid interruption. just saying. I gave up a long time ago.
Hot Stranger Sex > Guild raid > GF sex
Epic chest > sex
I gave my boyfriend head while he was playing wow..
i used to tell my girlfriend i had raids on tuesday mornings so i wouldnt have to hang out with her before work. what a dumb bitch, everyone knows its maintenance day.
thats when u give him head while he's raiding.....that's what i use to do.
3:26, watching other people play a game is waaaaay more meaningful and productive than playing a game, amirite?
OP, you dodged a bullet there.
Video games are fine (if pointless) if you can keep them balanced and actually live your life and cultivate meaningful relationships. However, I have not met one WoW player who could actually do this. So, yeah. In my experience, WoW fails.
lol, should i mention that numerous athletes play WoW?
i've never played it, but a lot of my friends do, and you can still play video games and have a life at the same time. besides, it's better than watching trashy TV.
My bf put up with my raiding because it meant he got New Boss Kill excitement sex, but I don't think he liked the raiding schedule. We eventually broke up for other reasons but I swear my next guy is gonna be a gamer. It's just easier.
yeahhh.. i was thinking the same thing. probably not a mission, since that's not even a thing. raid. bitches be crazy.
It's called a raid BITCH,
It's easier to blame WOW then yourself, In most casese the guy probably wanted to end the relationship but playing wow hardcore was an easier way out.
3rd year law student...played for 3 solid years and by played i mean 6-8 hours a day, almost every day. I still went out, but I quit studying and barely scraped by on exams. I blew off girls plenty to play. I finally just quit cold turkey...grades are too important...but fuck quitting ganja, sometimes the law is wrong! :)
try spelling 'mission' right
maybe he will pay attention to you then
Girls suck if they don't even bother to attempt to take an interest in their man's hobbies. I play WoW with my man, and it has never interfered in our sex life, nor have we argued. Then, it could be because we're adult enough to put the "have tos" before the "want tos"...and in my world, sex is a "have to". :)
that game ruined my fucking 6 year relationship. i have no problem with video games WHATSOEVER. i'm a fucking huge gamergirl. but WoW is like crack, and it ruins EVERYTHING.
haha I have both gotten head during WoW and...yes...it was a raid or dungeon, not a mission.
and yeah my GF actually ditched me for a raid once...SCREW NAXX lmao.
I read this text, laughed, and gave it a "Good Night" rating. I mean, hell, I hope the guy got some good gear from that. I think that a lot more people need to inform their S.O of scheduled events before-hand just to avoid all the unecessary drama. I don't interrupt my guy's game time, he doesn't interrupt my shopping time with friends. It's just that simple.
This is fair to say that girlfriends can ditch their boyfriends to go shopping, clubbing, girls night out, etc at any time. You boys can blue ball it until we get home. What, don't like it? Too bad.
Honey, I just broke up with my bf over wow cause he kept pulling stuff like that. Get out now!
2:28, three days a week, I work 8-5, work out 5:15-7ish with my fiance, make dinner with fiance, play WoW 8-11, usually with fiance in the same room. After that is whatever, usually bed soon.
Other days are the same, but no WoW. Statistically speaking, you probably spend more time watching tv per week than I do playing WoW.
In the outside world, I am a simple geologist... but in here, I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo Deep Mine, and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's Landing.
We can talk if your anywhere new Wash DC, this is to funny
Raids are a pain in the ass to schedule. If your spouse plays excessively, ask them to limit the raids to maybe 2 a week or something. Any other instance isn't going to take too long, unless they suck. If the only time you manage to get horny is during his raids, its probably not about sex at all. And perhaps men are easier to appease, but I know if I'm in the middle of an instance, a quick "afk" bj will hold him out till I'm finished, and gives me something to look forward to later.
**But i can promise.
I have NOT! Sad to say I have to leave my job to go home and RAID!! LOL Carry On Werds!!! Alli FTW!
I love how everybody is a 6 figure making athletic stud that has an amzing social life and perfect in every way..Stats tend to show otherwise
when you choose video game over sex, you are a sad person. when you date this person, you are the saddest of all.
its not incredibly impossible to multi-task
This has happend to me!
Read this text to my gf and her brother, her brother sarcastically saying how important it is to finish a mission before the time runs up gf response "well you have to finish your mission with a girl before her time runs up"
I feel sorry for your kids, what do they do when you are playing? "Sorry, mommy can't feed you, she's on a raid"
i hope he got some good gear whilst playing...
this happened to my friend ... her boyfriend broke up with her cause she was taking to much of his time from wow
hahahahahaha. omggg. my bf pulls the same shit!!! if wow was a chick....id be single by now. lol
9:10 I adore you for that
Dude, those missions are intense! I'd make my guy wait until I'd finished mine....
I have definitely been there, that or Battlestar Galatica is on TV.
I feel your pain...dump him
HAHAHAHHAHAHA sounds like "the Guild"!
oh god sounds like the story of my life from 2004-2008. i left my loser husband and that was a biiiiiig part of the reason. WoW ruins lives!!!!!!!!
Christ, I think I'm going to have to start playing WoW just to find a decent girlfriend.
nothing wrong with playing video games... but if you turn down sex that youd otherwise want, to play, even if it's for a raid or whatever that shit is called, there's something wrong with you. not going out and finding some random girl to screw? fine, whatever. turning down your gf or wife to play wow? not ok.
i can't count the times where i've walked in front of my boyfriend naked and he says hold on i have a group mission and i can't let them down!
Ulduar loot would be more exciting than sex with a girl I've already been with. New boss kills, hard modes, good loots, and GREAT laughs with guildies always put me in a terrific mood, meaning that sex afterwards would be even better for both of us, when you think about it.
I definitely wouldnt be concerned about him getting his anymore after this incident
Fucking awesome dude, happened to me before to!
He sounds like a keeper...
Hope he got some EPIX for his lack of sex
11:42 also glitters of gold and rides a unicorn to work
I have not and never will turn down sex for WoW...I just tell the guildies Im going to get laid and they are like "dude hurry up ffs."
Why are you people "sitting around" your boyfriends houses waiting for them to be done raiding? Go do something, and tell them to call you when they're done. If they don't, and you get sick of it, get a new boyfriend.
10:01 - Damn, that must have been the reason I quit WoW (No bf/husband at the time to go down on me during...) No wonder I found the game boring : )
haha I love how all these WoW players are saying how rich and successful and promiscuous they supposedly are. my boyfriend plays WoW but not that much and he would NEVER turn down sex for it! we both have friends and lives!
3:03PM I ended it with my GF of 2 YR for that same reason maybe 5 years ago now. Was a good move, done with wow but looking back it was the right decison. Too Needy, no space.
1:05PM exactly, you don't skip your job that is scheduled daily to have sex..some just get BJs at work.
Fucking > WoW. There will always be another Raid, but if you piss her off with that shit, you're gonna lose the pussy. I smack people I know upside the head when I hear about them choosing a fucking video game over sex. Now, if she gives you head WHILE you're playing WoW, you got yourself a keeper. :P
Umm...yes 11:42 I would divorce my husband bc of a game. When a game is more important than your wife and two kids...you've got priority issues!
hearing someone get a BJ would probably be the most awkward thing to hear over ventrilo...
then again you'd hear that one weirdo cheering him on
12:01 knows what's up
Amen sister-friend 5:11! Kudos to you for being a well-adjusted lady gamer.
kek this thread is awesome.
the g/f should give him a hand cranker while he's playing WoW. He'll be slaying demons and goblins like mad while shooting his knuckle children all over his keyboard!
12:49, I know how you feel. My old live-in boyfriend left me because I wanted to spend time with him (not just sex) and it cut in on his raid availability.
Sounds like someone's about to get murked on.
Wow 2:16, I'll postpone a scheduled event for sex,trust me, every single one of my friends would do the same, and completely understand!
lol sounds familiar... i hate that fucking game.
WoW isn't as bad as you people make it sound. I graduated form a top private high schyool in my area, am going to Ohio State on a full ride in the fall, was named to all league teams in 3 different sports my senior year, and I am an officer in the fastes progressing guild on my server. OH, and as of 1 hour ago I now have a damned hot gf.
WoW is only for people that have nothing else going on? I think not.
If he turned down sex with you to raid, you must not be as good as you think you are. Stop hating on WoW and its players because you suck in the sack.
Either he's really that much of a loser, in which case you should dump him. or he thinks wow is better than you vag
woot go 1:46. GW is better. no stupid scheduling. and my bf has actually fucked me while iv played - made it much more rewarding ;)
Please. If I had a dollar for everytime my ex blew me off for WoW... I'd be able to buy out blizzard. Fuckin' game.
when a guy chooses a video game over you, the next time youre giving him a bj, stop halfway through and say oops time for shopping..or some bullshit like that
Yeah I dated a guy like that..... Dated be the keyword here.
Well it's 24 other people counting on him for something scheduled most likely. I'd take WoW over sex since I can always have sex later.
I swear I'm the only guy who hates wow
this is so fucked up
I knew what I was getting into beforehand. =)
I am the most interesting man in the worl I am a level 1000000000000000 I have that many real and video game friends I play 26 hours a day and work 30 hours a day on top of working out and getting laid by super models..
Prime reason you need to stop playing video games. Your sense of reality is seriously getting skewed
AHAHAHAHAHA.... it's actually called a raid. And the guy the text references is my hero!
OMGROFLBBQ EVERYONE WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES IS A LOSER!!11!1!!!
Who gives a shit? Let me play video games when I want, it's not like I don't have time in the rest of the day to do other "productive" things. FUCK! Is it so wrong to want to escape the real world, especially with douchers like you stereotyping everyone?
I had a boyfriend like that. We were together for two years, and we have a daughter together. He refused to feed our 5 week old child her bottle because he was busy playing WOW needless to say I was gone within the week. I thank WOW for makin me realize the he was a worthless A-Hole
fuck that shit, i give up wow everytime my girl gets home
yeah, that's when you dump their asses.
stupid 2-3 hours waiting for a group, then however long in their raid..
You mean WoW is NOT REAL??????????? OMG I never would have guess it. Good thing I have dickwads on TFLN telling me what is real and what isn't ...... wheew .... back to reality.... THANKS!
wow its great to know im not the only one thats been denied sex for this game.WOW ruins sex lives but whatever,its all worth it in the end ;].....when u actually get the sex.
WoW sucks! my b/f definately has done that before. i hate raids on weekends, can never make plans to go out!
Honey, been there and done that! DTMFA!
yeahhh thats just not cool.
I won't even mention the lurid fantasies I have while doing my bf about our druid MT... and a gnome warrior... it's sick I know ... I am ok with it... and I happen to scream out players names he doesn't mind!!
You guys who say wow players are losers and such are fail.. lots of guys play wow that arent losers and you would never know. and trust me, sex with a girl youve had sex with plenty of times before can wait until after you finish your raids. And as for whoever said mid raid bj's are just an interruption.. they are fun and make it more exciting :)
Ugh mine used to keep one eye on the conputer screen....fucker
There is a reason Wow players date wow players...because no socially functional human being with really deal with that bull shit.
what the eff is WoW? I am def not a "gamer" except tiger woods 2010. As far as all that other sci-fi crap - for the birds
dont it only encourages them more!!! AHHHH
breakup with him now.
the sad thing is that happened to me like every night with my ex boyfriend.
But WoW is the best game ever
Now THAT has to be real - kicked my ex hubby out in Jan because he was the same (and I am a wow player too, so he had to be bad)! He'd never even taken our 2 kids (age 5 & 3) out for a walk before, asshole.
My brother dropped out of college to play WoW full time.... pretty sure wow ruined my family haha
6;36PM I did & 100% agree with you on all accounts. Left my GF of a few years for the same reasons few years back now. Best decison ever....
Girls, you need to get more interesting if you have to bitch about a vidio game beating you out. DARWIN!!! WOW > U
A raid is a scheduled event with anywhere between 9 and 24 REAL LIVE OTHER PEOPLE relying on you to show up and do your job. They rarely happen spontaneously, which means he probably had this planned well in advance and she interrupted him.
It's like if he came in the room while you were watching a movie with your girlfriends and demanded sex. You'd laugh in his face in that instance. Hypocrisy much?
Am if I am in my upper 30s ;) LMAO!
Lol noob, no missions in WoW
This has happened to me too. Fuck WoW.
So you know my husband too then? :)
Happened to me...ooooooon valentines day.
WOW takes over lives. RIDICULOUS
I'm so glad my nerdy boys aren't THAT nerdy
lols at 7.19 =)
Its a fucking raid ya dumb bitch. And hes busy getting t8 in ulduar. Leave the poor boy alone.
Basically people that can't do like normal people and talk to coworkers or classmates in order to form relationships, but Zoron their level 1500000000000 character is their conduit to the outside world...funny how insecure people live vicariously through their "realistic" representations in video games
RAIDS ARE SRS BUSINESS!!!!!!!
11:45 has an amazing point PUSSY > wow anyday
my bf did that to me once. i was so mad. 20 minutes later he wanted to have sex cuz his stupid raid was done.
no thanks im watching americas next top model
omg hahahahha wooow (pun intended) definitely time for you to either A) Play wow, make a NE, and /dance his ass till he's willing to have sex with you IRL or B) get yourself a new boyfriend :P
wow... this has to be the girl dating my exboyfriend
ZOMG, have you seen T9 armor? FUCKING HAWT!
I feel for you. I really, really do.
then there is 2:32 the walking stereotype
2:09PM some of us have day jobs...
From 12:51PM to 12:54PM, New tang yes, old used tang no...Men are hunters
I would skip sex for WoW.. I'm a girl.
Gotta keep updated on the Facebook 2:40!
have given head while he was playing. he has stopped playing so we can have sex, or I wait until he finishes his run and then we have sex. but i also play WoW and understand.
1:42 Im in my 30s.... how do you feel about cougars? LMAO!!!!
Actually,forget what everyone is saying. You guys continue playing WOW...makes my life easier. I've now been asked by two women "You don't play wow or anything, right?!" Score!
I know many people who would do this!
Make love, not warcraft
I've had this happen to me before...but then I started playing WoW too and now he's jealous that I'm a better player than him! :D
swear to god the same thing has happened to me.
Well grab your lap top, load the game , roll a toon, start playing, get naked and have fun! LOL
fuck warcraft...stupid fucking game
I'm a girl. I play wow. My hubby goes down on ME while I'm raiding.
Oh yea. Its like that.
Sounds like my ex. Get rid of that Guy. My ex never took me out since he was on wow all the time. So went out without him. That's when I found my hubby.
So dump you wow playing bf, and find a real man who will take better care of you.
I play 16 hours a day
depends how hot your gf is.
11:28, that's impressive. Now you have to get fucked while running 25 Uld...
I'm a child prodigy, bodybuilder, billionaire, genius who has proved Einstein wrong, and hugh hefner calls me for sex advice, and I play world of warcraft
raid?....wow you all suck at life, go fuck your mothers!
God damn it 7:53 you beat me to that shit!
Also, god damn needy bitches. Go make a sandwhich til his raid is finished then bend over and take it like a real woman.
2:38 I guess I just don't see how someone could dedicate 9+ a week to a silly video game. I guess other people prioritize their time differently. I spend my time doing things me and my fiance are both into, and spend my alone time doing my P.O.M things (ie reading, sports...etc)
True...dated a loser WoW boy myself...now as soon as I find that they play WoW, I run the other way...saves a lot of time.
And bashing people who play WoW anonymously on TLFN is sooo much more productive LOL!!
I hate WOW! Go fucking BATHE! Get a life! Your neon pasty skin is not sexy, your greasy hair, acne and WOW level is not impressive. Spend that time bettering your real self.
been there. I had to walk home alone at 11pm in November because he promised to go on a raid with his WoW friends and thought that was an appropriate reason to ditch me at our friend's house.
guys who play video games are lame
i met my bf on WoW, so i know where you're coming from. But seriously. Raid schedules are solid. End of story.
as for 3:12 - u r prob the definition of a pimply, greasy, fat loser
i guess no one watches sports or anything who play this game? Seems to take up everyones time- Effing tools!
I would but I keep using the batteries from the vibrator for my cordless mouse!!! LOL!!!!!!!
I did that once. God, what a mistake that was.
Sadly, I've been there.
I play wow.
Actually lead and am in charge of the raids
Also play arena (against other players)
But still get laid on a regular basis thx to booty calls and nights out
Party hard and abuse illicit substances
Play club rugby in Ireland
And am in my last year in an hBA in Business Studies and goin into a masters in Econimics
Fuk all you haters! Dont over generalize!
I'm married and my husband had NEVER turned down sex until he started playing wow! Now he expects me to stay up til 2am to have sex?! I think not! I see divorce in our future if he can't control his wow playing! F wow!!!
Agreed 1:17 ! My social schedule is set around raiding.... only get laid on Sunday mornings between 9 - 11 and on Tuesdays between 5am - 11am PST>>>> ROFLMAO!!!
Quest not mission BTW
i lost a 5 year relationship with my fiance at the time because he spent every waking moment outside of work playing WOW... Now i wont date guys that play WOW at all. So, i know alll about this.
Wow, my bf used to do that shit back in the beginning of our relationship, until I seduced the shit out of him! But I completely feel your pain. Also, he doesn't play WoW anymore, only Dota. Thank god!
Sounds like you "seduced" the balls right off him. Not all men can be pussy-whipped.
I just start playing by myself and it distracts him from his raid.
This is how I got My wife from her old boyfriend, LOL
my ex used to do this. First and only time I will ever date a gamer. Now I have a guy who roots me whenever I want and he hasn't been with a girl since we broke up. 2 years ago.
.Get rid of him, their priorities are way messed up. Their loss in the end.
...most guys in the 423/706. really.
I hate when my boyfriend does that. Ass fuck.
yeah. sadly this happened to me, too. :/
... its called a quest... and so what bitch should be in his guild playing too... wow is fun... and ftr im a girl
Chics like to dictate when sex happens and don't like when we're not jumping whenever they say they're ready. Let them ask for it for a change, and maybe wait rather than always turning us down when we're ready. :)
Most of the ppl leaving comments about raids being better thn sex gav probably never seen a vagina
whats so great about wow
OMG i hate it when that happens.i spent the weekend at his house and woke up at 3 am to have sex and gueess what he was STILL doing -__-
at least i know i'm not the only one..
RAIDS are for ppl who have nothing better to do with their time but sit on their butts and either bark/take orders from someone on their headset. period. end of story. now go brag about your LOOT. value factor x 100.
wow, this is unbelievable. go get some fresh air people!
Real life Grail > fantasy world Grail. for this mission, one must leave the fantasy world for the greater prize. this is only applicable when the option of both Grail is not present. if multitasking is possible, proceed. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.
ive given my husband head while he was playing before also, and i know how it feels to be turned down for sex, ugh i hate that game.
WoW is for fags, id take sex over videogames anyday and I love videogames
I'm absolutely certain that I will be in that situation at some point in my life.
@ OP - And you're still wasting your time trying to fuck this loser... why? Fail.
Lol go do a quick guild raid and suck
Been there, have the t-shirt. Just don't ever ask him to choose between u or WOW. It won't be good.
I play wow but i would have sex over wow cause keeping her around is costing a hell of alot more. Better get use out of it
My ex of a dbag said this!
yeah yeahhh chatt town!
3:12, We don't necessarily claim to be that person. We're just not the fat, pimply, mouth-breathing basement-dwelling stereotypes you seem to think we are.
Want to see an average wow player? google wow account cancellation and watch the video of the kid freaking out when his mom cancels his subscription...classic
i thought i was the only one who suffered from being turned down for a raid on WOW..this makes me feel 10 times better
I normally blow him when he's raiding. IDGAF.
Been there had that happen to me. Just me sweetie its never going to change. Leave him now, go back when he has finished that dumb fucking game...but i cant promise you before that happens you will find a better guy. I PROMISE.
If a guy will choose a FAKE life instead of sex he's lost it. I say leave him or invest in a BOB it will probably be better at it than him anyways.
Been there, girlfriend!
I think why "Raiding" turns girls on so much is the chance to pull you away & prove that she is more interesting then the game to you. Girls get Jelous of WOW & have to mark their territory, funny when they loose though lol
what do you think people in the military do to pass the time. they aren't always out fighting you know? iraq gave me a lot of free time, wow helped with that. kept me out of trouble. thank you wow.
i'm married, was a high school all american, attended west point, but i still enjoy wow, i say i've had a pretty successful life so far.
IM BILL GATES AND ALL I DO IS PLAY WOW
Seriously? I'm glad there are wow players...fat chicks are dungeons and dragons nerds need masturbatory material also...
WOOP WOOP world of Warcraft but I'd rather have the pussy!
Play D1 football for a top 20 school and 3 of our guys that were drafted play WoW... Gotta be albino freak losers right???
I can kick ur ass in real life and in a video game it turns my GF on that Im Good at both, as long as i dont put it infront of her too much... <3
i'm young, i'm rich, my gf fucks me while i play, i drive a benz, i'm super athletic, i give to charity, i walk old ladies across the street, i am level 1012 in wow, and i have a great job and work 70hrs a week, i get laid 9 times a week,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
So if we played golf and were on the golf course 5 days a week that would be ok?
WoW ruins relationships and lives. and good luck giving them a blow job while playing "hun that's too distracting"...yeah get out while you can
On the bright side, this means WoW nuts are not reproducing.
So I should not mention my night elf costume I dress up in as my bf dresses up in his orc costume and we play our own WoW games after Wow? LMAO!!!
i hate that game
2 years we were together
chose the game over me and now thats all he has
been there done that! get rid of him!
2:53PM You need to get a life if you think your partner having another interest is a bad thing. Would you end a relationship if A guy didn't leave his BBall game mid 2nd QTR to have sex with you or run home from a night out with his guy friends mid beer to appease you?
You sound a little needy
ANY MAN OR WOMAN PUTTING WOW BEFORE THEIR RL IS ..... fucking insecure. ha.
this has happened to me
WHT A FUCKIN LOSER LMFAO
NOT the same as a hobby. Not even close. A hobby usually has payoffs (arts, crafts, music, puzzles, etc). That games is just a time sync.
2:16PM....Stick that in your stereotype and smoke it. I love it
I got my bf to leave his raid early last night to bang me, then we played Left 4 Dead together after. Try giving your bf head during raid time, he'll Alt-F4 quickly.
fuck...this site really needs to give accounts to everybody or smth... im tired of the freakin time references.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Sounds just like my buddy LMAO
If I could end WoW I would... my boyfriend's addiction keeps me from getting laid, and momma needs her sugar. But there's no way he's getting a beej while playing that f-ing game. The g-d "duh-nuh" sound of accepting a quest haunts my wet dreams.
Any smart WOW player knows not to tell her you play WOW until after you had sex & she is hooked.
I have totally blown off sex with my ex several times over raiding!! Haha!
Yep. I've been there before. He yelled at me for 'trying to distract him' during a raid. Relationship over.
Umm no I throw them a beer and chips and tell them to sit down and shut the fuck up.... LMAO WTF kind of question is that? My kids are probably older than a majority of you !!!!
Dude guilds on WoW are just as important as sex. Trust me shits intense
Raid..Mission..All the same to me!
yup...been there before. and that explained why he was a virgin at 21..
Was the guy's name Grant?? LOL
I'm 24, working full time as an engineering consultant, got my own condo. My guild raids Tues-Thurs nights and I go clubbing, play bball, have BBQs with friends, etc. on the weekends. Most of the girls I meet don't even know I play WoW. Please keep your stereotypes to yourselves.
You are a loser and your "same girl" would be willing to change things up if you didn't suck cock so hard.
yes, Raid not mission. sometimes sex is better. depends on how hardcore your raiding guild is
yeah xbf plays wow too done the head while playing thing too stupid guys and their video games and if he ignores you for the game when you propose sex ditch him
It's not that big a deal...if raids are scheduled and you know that ahead of time, it's your own fault... don't get pissy about it. If that's the ONLY times he's turned you down is during raids. If he's turned you down any other time because of WOW, and you're still with him, then you're the dumbass.
It's probably best WOW players aren't having "real" sex. Who wants those fuckers to procreate?
I've dated one of those guys...NEVER AGAIN.
Hahahahah yea see with WoW u cant get disappointed.
i've turned down my boyfriend before because i was in a raid.
sounds like a lof of you are so desperate and undersexed with the need to get laid that you'd throw down everything you're doing just for a little dickin'.
fuckin' dungeon creepiers
they will forever live in their mommy's basement and be like chaz michael "ma!!!!! where's the meatloaf???? fuuuuuuuck"
If the world was a just place, they'd be wipped out before they could potentially procreate and create more douchlosers like themselves with no ambition than killing pretend monsters. Grow a sack, pick up a basketball and go outside you albino freaks.
It's very simple ... make a character & get him to powerlevel you. If you can't have a hobby together, what chance does the relationship. besides, that way after you blow him during a raid, he has to return the favour.
World of Warcraft and all it's players are total losers!!
3:37 so you have to play EVERY game your boyfriend plays or else you suck? I have no problem with my boyfriend playing Wow but I don't really want to play it with him...he doesn't seem to have a problem with that...also nice way of having to (insecurely) assert that you do have a sex life...lmao. I love the Doors, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones and I have hundreds of songs by them but i'm not going to make my bf listen to them all.
4:59 you have issues.
yeah, no kidding, WoW boys fail at life
3:12PM I'm sorry you live so far from that lifestyle. Successful wow players are just like successful anyone else in this world and don't put up with the parents basement living, looser stereotype.
I haven't seen one girl post on here yet that they ended it with their BF for playing wow, just others pissed off yelling that they should. Guess some of us wow people have somethign to offer
But bio breaks usually leave enough time for a quicky :)
3:28 like anyone believes you live that lifestyle. I know there are successful wow players but I doubt everyone on here that plays is rich, college educated, and scores all the time like some of these people are claiming.
What a beast
give them 2 hours of pleasurable sex then you can play all night...it's that simple, i know alot of the WOW guys can't hang so they have to find another outlet like playing WOW and jerking off
Why the fuck would you give it up to some one playing WOW?
2:16 and in the midst of this busy fully satisfying life where do you find time to spend hours on end...killing Ogres and such..is there some time freeze button in the game which actually allows you to *gasp* freeze time in real life.
1:53PM aww, too bad, I've got Atlanta, Colorado, New York, Boston & Orange County, LA in the near future...guess it wasn't ment to be : \
totally left my boyfreind of two years because of wow. total relationship ruiner!
2:22 Really everyday, 2 hours a day, on top of working 40 hours a week, on top of sleep , and on top of having an active social life...ie maintain gf....
I smell something...
whoever asked how playing a video game and a sport are different. A little thing you losers never heard of. Excercise. You know actually moving around and losing that weight you put on from getting excited over Gnomes and shit..pathetic
Not a cougar if I'm in my upper 20s = ) lol
Lawl, thats hilar, good ol wow, wrecking homes everywhere
Let's just turn it around: "She wouldn't have sex with me because she was checking status updates on Facebook". It's pretty much the same thing.
oh this happened so many times....
2:18PM I work out at least 2 hours a day, then three nights a week I raid... you were saying?
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I fucking hate wow with a burning passion!!! Dump his sorry asss! He's not worth it if he chooses wow over you, and yes I kno from past experiences...he actually raided once while having sex. FML
im gonna pee in my pants.... lllollll....
Thats is my boyfriend!
Just thought I'd remind you gamers that, well... it's a GAME! It's not real. And it's not important. Get a life... and fucking your gf is a good start! Ha ha.
wow haha, i would not put up with that for realll
ahhhhh hahaha this happened to my frieeeend the other night. WOW to the WoWs.