his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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and you keep doing him, baby
4:12, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Yeah this was dumb.
his penis is like a homeless cat.
Doesn't even make sense, nor is it even funny.
HE is like a homeless cat, not his penis.... dumb shit.
...what's the problem?
Which is worse, stray car or wet dog? :-/
God I hate people who use the word creeper, they've destroyed the original meaning
Set out some poisoned chicken, works everytime with the cats
I think that it makes perfect sense. calling his dick a cat obviously means that he has no sense of manliness because he can't find someone else. so shut the hell up. and to the loser who said this was a quote from a song... no.
OMG FcuKin HiLaRiouS Yo!!!!
Only North Carolina, cum on n raise up, take ya shirt off swing round ya head like a helicopter!!!!!!!
tell him you caught aids
Your vagina smells like a wet dog on my doorstep
Its a song... petey pablo.. not sure why he felt the need to post it. loser
Since when is penis now refered to as a cat.. I always thought It was vagina (pussy). Fucking feminists.. Ruining it for everyone
I would let him in, pet his dick with my pussy and let him have some of my milk