His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I too have seen the wookie penis
i thought i had a pubic hair, til i peed out of it :(
guys sweat around their junk and pubic hair just traps it all. it's disgusting.
a very good reason for a man to shave his privates. Without the hair the johnson looks bigger
HAIRY BALLS DO NOT GET SUCKED
I will never understand why small-dicked guys do that! If it's small, at least keep the maintenance up so it looks as presentable as possible. Not all people are size queens...but no one likes to have to go Guerilla just to get some play!
Really, nobody else is guessing he's Asian? Everyone knows they all have small dicks
/// In the but with pubes
That seems unhygienic. Some is okay, but longer than his junk? That's unacceptable.
...fo real girl!! *sucks lolipop, plays with hair.
I gave my pubes a mohawk
12:56- it's not unhygenic... Manscape, men! You don't have to shave it all (it actually looks funny if you cause then it looks like you're wearing hairy chaps)... just trim it down a bit. You don't want to floss when going down on a girl, we don't want to floss either.
I had to look at the area code on this one.... that happenedto me last weekend... So sad, I held my laughter in
12:52 I made you eat your parents! I made you eat your parents!
That sucks. I've been with that guy before.
At least it didn't get stuck in ur teeth eww
your just jelous. your dicks prolly not even visible.
I think she's not referring to the length of his hair. It's that his cocks so small even his pubes are longer. "(even) his pubic hair was longer than his dick."
I like a nice landing strip on a guy. Or maybe a V. Blah blah blah. I wish guys paid attention to their own hygiene the way they get disgusted by a woman's bush.
Time to zip his pants back up before you have to look at it, and just leave. No need to say anything, I think the action speaks for itself. He can't grow a bigger dick so that's not his fault, but a trim is a necessity on almost all guys (and girls).
Is his name Darryl Franks? Haha
hah 8 inches? pleaseee. my boyfriends is a good 10 with a nice trimmm(=
OMG.....i think i know him....lol
Haha that's discusting!!!
but it's a different story on girls, right?
My ex doesn't shave but I'm glad he has an 8"incher :) And the hair is barely noticable cause it's red lol
Dude thats sooo fucked
he's got a nice ball fro
@12:48 Don't know any prepubescents with a 9 inch dick. Of course the guy the OP is texting about doesn't have 9 inches. A small dick with shaved pubes would look pretty creepy
Asians. Huge Bushs, Tiny Dicks. true story. Even the chicks have gnarly Bushs. Like abnormally crazy fat Bushs. it doesnt make sense. Like shit, you could knit a sweater with all that wool they got between their legs!
I messed up the first one
That's not right.
What a fucken turn off. Way hotter when guys shave all that shit off.
this could be taken two ways...
either his pubes are really long or he has an extremely small penis
oh how I <3 Jefferson County.
That's uh..not right
probablyy reaaaal small. he wouldn't have pubes cause he hasn't he puberty :)
but at least his pubic hair didn't have herpes sores
Bahahahahaha! He sucks at life!
I think I just vomited a bit in my mouth when I red that.
poor guys with micropenises, so sad :'''''(
he must have really small junk... or hes italian
Oh you must be talking about my ex! Is he a 6'10" white guy that thinks he is a gangsta stuck in the 40s? Lol
naww poor guy. and girl for that matter.
Is he from NJ but lives in Vegas now??
@ 1:44 - Shave it all off!? WTF no that's
nasty! It's all about trimming and maintenance!
Gross shave that shit
Call him zohan
Is his name Keith Frederick??
Small dicks are the worst. But definitely not as bad as pubic hair that is out of control. That's a shitty ass night.
were you watching me shower? stop looking at my dick!!!
Chesterfield Missouri whattup!!!!!
Your ginger-blowing mouth sickens me. He's probably thick as a pencil
Guys need to wax too.
I like to collect all my pubic hair and nix it in a cake to eat
sometimes i wonder where you get all this from, must be your mothers side...sheeesh
Wikipedia "micropenis." Funny as hell!!
Hey! U don't mess with the zohan
I'm disgusted and truly apologetic for being of the same sex as these wookie men
I didn't realize that I must be one of the few guys that actually shave that entire region... All I know is that the girls LOVE it!!!!
Haha sounds about right. Was he Asian?
"Have you seen mah wienah????"