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  • I too have seen the wookie penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:02pm
  • i thought i had a pubic hair, til i peed out of it :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:36pm
  • guys sweat around their junk and pubic hair just traps it all. it's disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:50pm
  • a very good reason for a man to shave his privates. Without the hair the johnson looks bigger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:48pm
  • HAIRY BALLS DO NOT GET SUCKED lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:37pm
  • I will never understand why small-dicked guys do that! If it's small, at least keep the maintenance up so it looks as presentable as possible. Not all people are size queens...but no one likes to have to go Guerilla just to get some play!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Really, nobody else is guessing he's Asian? Everyone knows they all have small dicks

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 27, 10 at 12:10am
  • \\\ 3<=====8|| /// In the but with pubes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:28pm
  • That seems unhygienic. Some is okay, but longer than his junk? That's unacceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Baki!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by MDspecialist on Mar 7, 10 at 11:50am
  • I gave my pubes a mohawk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:25pm
  • ...fo real girl!! *sucks lolipop, plays with hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:19am
  • At least it didn't get stuck in ur teeth eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46pm
  • 12:56- it's not unhygenic... Manscape, men! You don't have to shave it all (it actually looks funny if you cause then it looks like you're wearing hairy chaps)... just trim it down a bit. You don't want to floss when going down on a girl, we don't want to floss either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 12:52 I made you eat your parents! I made you eat your parents!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:55pm
  • That sucks. I've been with that guy before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:09pm
  • your just jelous. your dicks prolly not even visible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I think she's not referring to the length of his hair. It's that his cocks so small even his pubes are longer. "(even) his pubic hair was longer than his dick."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:00pm
  • I like a nice landing strip on a guy. Or maybe a V. Blah blah blah. I wish guys paid attention to their own hygiene the way they get disgusted by a woman's bush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Time to zip his pants back up before you have to look at it, and just leave. No need to say anything, I think the action speaks for itself. He can't grow a bigger dick so that's not his fault, but a trim is a necessity on almost all guys (and girls).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • @ 12:52 but it's a different story on girls, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:22pm
  • My ex doesn't shave but I'm glad he has an 8"incher :) And the hair is barely noticable cause it's red lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I had to look at the area code on this one.... that happenedto me last weekend... So sad, I held my laughter in

    Submitted by Scorpio09 on Apr 8, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Is his name Darryl Franks? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:25pm
  • OMG.....i think i know him....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:37am
  • this could be taken two ways... either his pubes are really long or he has an extremely small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:53pm
  • hah 8 inches? pleaseee. my boyfriends is a good 10 with a nice trimmm(=

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Dude thats sooo fucked

    Submitted by ned5087 on Mar 1, 11 at 5:16pm
  • @12:48 Don't know any prepubescents with a 9 inch dick. Of course the guy the OP is texting about doesn't have 9 inches. A small dick with shaved pubes would look pretty creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:55pm
  • Asians. Huge Bushs, Tiny Dicks. true story. Even the chicks have gnarly Bushs. Like abnormally crazy fat Bushs. it doesnt make sense. Like shit, you could knit a sweater with all that wool they got between their legs!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:33am
  • That's uh..not right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:17pm
  • /// 8=====>8 \\\. I messed up the first one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Haha that's discusting!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:08pm
  • That's not right.

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 2:43am
  • he's got a nice ball fro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10am
  • What a fucken turn off. Way hotter when guys shave all that shit off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:44pm
  • oh how I <3 Jefferson County.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:37pm
  • I think I just vomited a bit in my mouth when I red that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:49pm
  • probablyy reaaaal small. he wouldn't have pubes cause he hasn't he puberty :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Eeeeeeeewww...

    Submitted by mackboy21 on Jun 24, 10 at 3:58am
  • Bahahahahaha! He sucks at life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:05pm
  • poor guys with micropenises, so sad :'''''(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:52pm
  • he must have really small junk... or hes italian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Is he from NJ but lives in Vegas now??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:35am
  • Oh you must be talking about my ex! Is he a 6'10" white guy that thinks he is a gangsta stuck in the 40s? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:34am
  • but at least his pubic hair didn't have herpes sores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:53pm
  • naww poor guy. and girl for that matter.

    Submitted by flexylexy on Nov 22, 10 at 12:44am
  • Call him zohan

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:51pm
  • Ew stl

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 22, 10 at 3:32am
  • Is his name Keith Frederick??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:36am
  • @ 1:44 - Shave it all off!? WTF no that's nasty! It's all about trimming and maintenance!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Gross shave that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:20pm
  • ////////////////////]]D _)_)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:55pm
  • were you watching me shower? stop looking at my dick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Small dicks are the worst. But definitely not as bad as pubic hair that is out of control. That's a shitty ass night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:36am
  • Chesterfield Missouri whattup!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:27pm
  • 5:23 Your ginger-blowing mouth sickens me. He's probably thick as a pencil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • I like to collect all my pubic hair and nix it in a cake to eat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Wikipedia "micropenis." Funny as hell!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:47pm
  • sometimes i wonder where you get all this from, must be your mothers side...sheeesh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Guys need to wax too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I'm disgusted and truly apologetic for being of the same sex as these wookie men

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:47pm
  • Hey! U don't mess with the zohan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:15am
  • 11:25 win

    Submitted by arandomvip on Jun 5, 11 at 1:51pm
  • ////////////////////]]D _)_) "Have you seen mah wienah????"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:55am
  • I didn't realize that I must be one of the few guys that actually shave that entire region... All I know is that the girls LOVE it!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:46am
  • Haha sounds about right. Was he Asian?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Ohhh fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:50pm
  • 8========D Penis^ :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:38pm