According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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How would they know that? What sick fuck asked the extremely old people of the world about their sex lives?
Guess we're in the same boat...
Masterbate for your life haha
I would make you cry.
Oh god I feel your pain...cobwebs, is all I'm sayin'
So now the slutty lifestyle is the healthy lifestyle?
long live my lifeeee(=
Hah 386 they live on a dirt road and or hang out at the walmart all day
Well, I might be headed for shortened life "/
I'm gonna live forever! =)
thats what u get for living in gayyytona beach....
Being fugly also shortens your life. I wonder if there is a correlation between being fugly and not having sexual pelasure??
You and me both hun :(
6:39...you are so desperate I feel bad for you.
Minus 20 years for pitying others.
I will live forever!
with all the small penises out there i think a lot of us are in trouble
I will live forever bc i fuck all of you're mothers(king brooklyn)
*please tell me your a straight girl*
Fail 2. You're. Man people really suck at this shit called grammar. Two errors in a row? Very nice IMO.
Yeah, thats what masturbation is for you twit.
I'm in 386 too... Want me to add 15 years to your life????
Well damn yo, Look's like Im going to live forever :) Hehe
I'm down to fuck right away and will even do your mama if its ok
I would have lived a lot longer had I not gotten into a long term relationship. I'll be dead soon.