According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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How would they know that? What sick fuck asked the extremely old people of the world about their sex lives?
Guess we're in the same boat...
Masterbate for your life haha
So now the slutty lifestyle is the healthy lifestyle?
Oh god I feel your pain...cobwebs, is all I'm sayin'
I would make you cry.
Hah 386 they live on a dirt road and or hang out at the walmart all day
Well, I might be headed for shortened life "/
Being fugly also shortens your life. I wonder if there is a correlation between being fugly and not having sexual pelasure??
long live my lifeeee(=
I'm gonna live forever! =)
You and me both hun :(
thats what u get for living in gayyytona beach....
with all the small penises out there i think a lot of us are in trouble
6:39...you are so desperate I feel bad for you.
Minus 20 years for pitying others.
*please tell me your a straight girl*
Fail 2. You're. Man people really suck at this shit called grammar. Two errors in a row? Very nice IMO.
I will live forever bc i fuck all of you're mothers(king brooklyn)
I will live forever!
Yeah, thats what masturbation is for you twit.
Well damn yo, Look's like Im going to live forever :) Hehe
I'm in 386 too... Want me to add 15 years to your life????
I'm down to fuck right away and will even do your mama if its ok
I would have lived a lot longer had I not gotten into a long term relationship. I'll be dead soon.