so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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10:02 10:03 & 10:10 Having a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if you can work it and use your hands well. However super touchy insecurity is always a turn off. If the size of your penis is directly related to your confidence, then no amount of penis pumps can ever make you an attractive person.
If it were 3" longer I wouldn't be chasing skanks like you
He should've said: "Suck on it, and it will."
11:00. having a small dick is something people are born with, like a tragic disability. Being a white trash slut with a bad personality is all you
Awww 11:56 has a small cock too
If you eat her out well she won't care for the size of your cock
-the too honest drunk girl in the corner
All the people insulting the OP - insecure much? :]
Well, she had to have had it at least once to know that. 1 point for him!!
maybe if he didnt sound like such a fuckhead with his "oh so awesome" pick up line she wouldnt have came back at him with that. its got nothing to do with the size of her vag or his cock, he just sounds like a douche.
You tell him. I hate little dicks
Awesome! Truth hurts.
12:58 we should hook up :)
sounds like a lot of insecure guys whose only defense is to insult someone else...
HAHAHAHA, funny shit (:
lmao @ 6:35 i loved that tfln!!!
Stop going on about her being loose etc. She was talking about LENGTH. If you don't know the difference in importance between length and girth then you need to go away and give some serious thought as to whether you are capable of pleasing a woman.
she's just not that into you
Wow 10:10 so wen u fuk a girl she can't even feel it huh? That sux...
The point of the text is that his dick is small. Not they she sleeps around and is loose....
Why can't a guy just accept he has a small penis and is useless to most women...?
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
hahah its so disappointing when you think a guys dick size is going to match the size of his ego
fan fucking tabulous!!!
Agree with 1:33. Size is just for show and props
It does the same thing you don't need much to stimulate a girl. And if a girl says she needs a big dick, probably should tap that because really strexched out used goods
That's awesome. End of conversation right there. Can u say: rejected??!!
You don't have to fuck someone to know the size of their dick..........
" Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight
September 6, 2009 1:08AM"
"Wierd. Damn auto spell
September 6, 2009 1:09AM"
how is this not hilarious? honestly you are so fucking stupid. life and spelling aren't that hard.
a boston girl telling off some dc clown...nice
hahhaa he's douchey enough to ask "so when am i gonna get some from you" like it's a given... he deserves an answer like that, fuck him for being an arrogant prick.
I love having a big dick and knowing how to use it, my tongue, and my hands.
you know what, honestly there's a difference between 'smaller than i've had but doable' and 'fuck that' because one is tolerable the other isn't. no matter the size of the vag, there is a line. some women prefer to stay on one side, some the other. i should know, i'm writing a book on it-kinda-one chapter on it-point being men, if you're five or more you're in the clear, but you might as well practice the goodies as well-and i hope you know what the goodies are----
Hahaha 10:10 reminds me if this one guy I was guna fuk, but then I didn't cuz I said his dik was too small haha b he flipped n started calling me a whore n that I fuk everything that walks ... Well obviously not everything ))) GROW SUM DICK BITCH!!!
what a fucking piece of shit whore
hahah thats fucking funny
Your mother feels it when I fuck her with my average cock!!!
hahah ouch that sucks bro. try Extenze
Okay fine. You have a small dick and you want good parking. We get it. Clit-slapper
Hahahaha that's the best thing I have ever heard!!!!
News of small penises travel. Sometimes because life sucks and sometimes because the owner of the small penis is an asshole and deserves it.
as in, your spell check even sucks a dick.
Definitely Nick Folkes
U no having a small dick and how to use it is to each is own but don't get mag-dom condoms and you need the once that you puyt on your.....Thats all I'm tryn to say...... Getting a girls hopes up high just to see a tip of a thumb.......WTF....
Anonymous said at September 6, 2009 10:47AM:
she's just not that into you
me: he's just not that into her
I don't think 10:10 has a mother.
Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight
Lol man that's f'd up
insert small asian dick joke here
people have bigger dicks in DC than in Boston
This is great. Coming from a guy, I support the little dick rejection. Girls gotta stop faking it for these boys and let a person with a real dick take care of it.
hahahaha killed his shit!!!
DC dick vs Boston bitch.. round 1.. FIGHT!!
Just because a girl pre-screens the dicks she decides to fuck or in this case not fuck doesn't necessarily make her a whore.... If anything she is saving herself from adding a waste of a fuck to her list. Why have sex if you don't think its gonna be good....I'm just sayin
I feel u 617. I love big dicks!
That's gotta be fake if he hasn't gotten any how does she know his dick size
If I was you I would stop talking to this bich, do you go around telling girls "oh your too ugly" or "your pussy is too big"? No. You dont need immature biches like this one in your life. You will find someone and she will be that chick that gets fucked by the whole football team aka the "team whore"
I was wondering what wired caps were
2:09 For the love of god learn to type and use punctuation at least somewhat successfully. I had to read your first sentence multiple times to figure out what the hell you meant. And even then its still confusing.
Catch them 12:30! Catch them! Preteen boys r evil everyone knows that
Douche bag cunt whore!! I will fuck her mother!
No 12:45 I'm a girl, sorry to dissapoint u. But I'll b on a lookout for preteen boys for u, I will need ur street address n credit card number ...for a very low fee of $99.89 s/h I will mail them rite over!
BURN!!!!! ...what, i enjoy a good burn
truth hurts mayneeee
I tell you, a short dick ought to get you a handicapped sticker for parking!
she said that because she's insecure of her big
ol' pussy! SKANK!
Actually, worse then a small cock, 11:56 lacks the ability to realize 11:00 is probably a preteen male imitating what he thinks a female would type like.
Maybe if her pussy wasn't so fucking loose the size wouldn't matter.
Wierd. Damn auto spell
12:30 Too bad the Postal Service doEzn't deliVa mAil like thiz. You'd be out of business before you began.
Shot down in flames!
Got that ass
aw. google how to get bigger dick hahaha. and btw if she says that he's just stuck up you can get some from other girls.
Here's your options:
1. Penis enlargement. $5000ish
2. Rohypnol. $10.
Choice is obvious. Bust in her too, then change your number.
They have surgeries for that. Every guy has 2-3 inches of penis that doesn't show. A simple surgery and then BOOM. bigger dick
Learn to use your hands and mouth well. Small dicks are nothing to be ashamed of. And all big ones do for girls us give them a pain in the cervix. Google it if you need to.