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  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:54pm

    10:02 10:03 & 10:10 Having a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if you can work it and use your hands well. However super touchy insecurity is always a turn off. If the size of your penis is directly related to your confidence, then no amount of penis pumps can ever make you an attractive person.

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:54pm

    He should've said: "Suck on it, and it will."

  • 91 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:12pm

    All the people insulting the OP - insecure much? :]

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:02pm

    If it were 3" longer I wouldn't be chasing skanks like you

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:51am

    If you eat her out well she won't care for the size of your cock -the too honest drunk girl in the corner

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    11:00. having a small dick is something people are born with, like a tragic disability. Being a white trash slut with a bad personality is all you

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:20am

    Awww 11:56 has a small cock too

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    You tell him. I hate little dicks

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:02pm

    maybe if he didnt sound like such a fuckhead with his "oh so awesome" pick up line she wouldnt have came back at him with that. its got nothing to do with the size of her vag or his cock, he just sounds like a douche.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:31pm

    The point of the text is that his dick is small. Not they she sleeps around and is loose.... Why can't a guy just accept he has a small penis and is useless to most women...?

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:03pm

    Well, she had to have had it at least once to know that. 1 point for him!!

  • 63 70
    Submitted by no_one1 on Jan 25, 10 at 9:48pm

    sounds like a lot of insecure guys whose only defense is to insult someone else...

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:55pm

    HAHAHAHA, funny shit (:

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:07pm

    Anonymous said at September 6, 2009 10:47AM: she's just not that into you me: he's just not that into her

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:47am

    she's just not that into you

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:14pm

    12:58 we should hook up :)

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    Wow 10:10 so wen u fuk a girl she can't even feel it huh? That sux...

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35pm

    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:51pm

    Awesome! Truth hurts.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:08am

    Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:10am

    Stop going on about her being loose etc. She was talking about LENGTH. If you don't know the difference in importance between length and girth then you need to go away and give some serious thought as to whether you are capable of pleasing a woman.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:32pm

    lmao @ 6:35 i loved that tfln!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10am

    hahah thats fucking funny

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:28pm

    hahah its so disappointing when you think a guys dick size is going to match the size of his ego

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:56am

    That's awesome. End of conversation right there. Can u say: rejected??!!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34pm

    You don't have to fuck someone to know the size of their dick..........

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:58pm

    I love having a big dick and knowing how to use it, my tongue, and my hands. Win.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:19pm

    hahhaa he's douchey enough to ask "so when am i gonna get some from you" like it's a given... he deserves an answer like that, fuck him for being an arrogant prick.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:20pm

    Your mother feels it when I fuck her with my average cock!!! Love, 10:10

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:00pm

    Hahaha 10:10 reminds me if this one guy I was guna fuk, but then I didn't cuz I said his dik was too small haha b he flipped n started calling me a whore n that I fuk everything that walks ... Well obviously not everything ))) GROW SUM DICK BITCH!!!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:57pm

    fan fucking tabulous!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:03pm

    what a fucking piece of shit whore

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:48pm

    Hahahaha that's the best thing I have ever heard!!!!

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:39am

    Agree with 1:33. Size is just for show and props It does the same thing you don't need much to stimulate a girl. And if a girl says she needs a big dick, probably should tap that because really strexched out used goods

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:29am

    I was wondering what wired caps were

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:40pm

    Just because a girl pre-screens the dicks she decides to fuck or in this case not fuck doesn't necessarily make her a whore.... If anything she is saving herself from adding a waste of a fuck to her list. Why have sex if you don't think its gonna be good....I'm just sayin

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:54pm

    Lol man that's f'd up

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:13am

    a boston girl telling off some dc clown...nice

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:18pm

    P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:06pm

    " Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight September 6, 2009 1:08AM" "Wierd. Damn auto spell September 6, 2009 1:09AM" how is this not hilarious? honestly you are so fucking stupid. life and spelling aren't that hard.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:06pm

    as in, your spell check even sucks a dick.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:58pm

    truth hurts mayneeee

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:54am

    Okay fine. You have a small dick and you want good parking. We get it. Clit-slapper

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:33am

    Learn to use your hands and mouth well. Small dicks are nothing to be ashamed of. And all big ones do for girls us give them a pain in the cervix. Google it if you need to.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:35pm

    Definitely Nick Folkes

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:04am

    you know what, honestly there's a difference between 'smaller than i've had but doable' and 'fuck that' because one is tolerable the other isn't. no matter the size of the vag, there is a line. some women prefer to stay on one side, some the other. i should know, i'm writing a book on it-kinda-one chapter on it-point being men, if you're five or more you're in the clear, but you might as well practice the goodies as well-and i hope you know what the goodies are----

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:43pm

    I don't think 10:10 has a mother.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:54am

    News of small penises travel. Sometimes because life sucks and sometimes because the owner of the small penis is an asshole and deserves it.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:53pm

    hahahaha killed his shit!!!

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:33pm

    hahah ouch that sucks bro. try Extenze

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:52am

    12:30 Too bad the Postal Service doEzn't deliVa mAil like thiz. You'd be out of business before you began.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:39am

    Catch them 12:30! Catch them! Preteen boys r evil everyone knows that

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:04pm

    If I was you I would stop talking to this bich, do you go around telling girls "oh your too ugly" or "your pussy is too big"? No. You dont need immature biches like this one in your life. You will find someone and she will be that chick that gets fucked by the whole football team aka the "team whore"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:10pm

    Douche bag cunt whore!! I will fuck her mother!

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:32pm

    2:09 For the love of god learn to type and use punctuation at least somewhat successfully. I had to read your first sentence multiple times to figure out what the hell you meant. And even then its still confusing.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:37am

    people have bigger dicks in DC than in Boston

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:56pm

    I feel u 617. I love big dicks!

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:30am

    No 12:45 I'm a girl, sorry to dissapoint u. But I'll b on a lookout for preteen boys for u, I will need ur street address n credit card number ...for a very low fee of $99.89 s/h I will mail them rite over!

    • 41 89
      Submitted by McMuffin on Feb 1, 10 at 6:13pm

      BURN!!!!! ...what, i enjoy a good burn

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:09am

    U no having a small dick and how to use it is to each is own but don't get mag-dom condoms and you need the once that you puyt on your.....Thats all I'm tryn to say...... Getting a girls hopes up high just to see a tip of a thumb.......WTF....

  • 23 40
    Submitted by mckicker30 on Mar 11, 12 at 3:40pm

    Got that ass

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:51am

    That's gotta be fake if he hasn't gotten any how does she know his dick size

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    insert small asian dick joke here

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:25am

    Actually, worse then a small cock, 11:56 lacks the ability to realize 11:00 is probably a preteen male imitating what he thinks a female would type like.

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:56am

    she said that because she's insecure of her big ol' pussy! SKANK!

  • 46 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:09am

    Wierd. Damn auto spell

  • 46 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:17am

    Shot down in flames!

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:29pm

    aw. google how to get bigger dick hahaha. and btw if she says that he's just stuck up you can get some from other girls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:49am

    DC dick vs Boston bitch.. round 1.. FIGHT!!

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:25am

    Maybe if her pussy wasn't so fucking loose the size wouldn't matter.

  • 42 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:19am

    Here's your options: 1. Penis enlargement. $5000ish 2. Rohypnol. $10. Choice is obvious. Bust in her too, then change your number.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:08am

    I tell you, a short dick ought to get you a handicapped sticker for parking!

  • 33 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:44am

    They have surgeries for that. Every guy has 2-3 inches of penis that doesn't show. A simple surgery and then BOOM. bigger dick

  • 24 70
    Submitted by hooligans on Mar 28, 11 at 5:14am

    This is great. Coming from a guy, I support the little dick rejection. Girls gotta stop faking it for these boys and let a person with a real dick take care of it.