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  • If it were 3" longer I wouldn't be chasing skanks like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 10:02 10:03 & 10:10 Having a small penis is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if you can work it and use your hands well. However super touchy insecurity is always a turn off. If the size of your penis is directly related to your confidence, then no amount of penis pumps can ever make you an attractive person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:54pm
  • He should've said: "Suck on it, and it will."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 11:00. having a small dick is something people are born with, like a tragic disability. Being a white trash slut with a bad personality is all you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Awww 11:56 has a small cock too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:20am
  • maybe if he didnt sound like such a fuckhead with his "oh so awesome" pick up line she wouldnt have came back at him with that. its got nothing to do with the size of her vag or his cock, he just sounds like a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:02pm
  • All the people insulting the OP - insecure much? :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:12pm
  • If you eat her out well she won't care for the size of your cock -the too honest drunk girl in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:51am
  • You tell him. I hate little dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Well, she had to have had it at least once to know that. 1 point for him!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Awesome! Truth hurts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 12:58 we should hook up :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:14pm
  • sounds like a lot of insecure guys whose only defense is to insult someone else...

    Submitted by no_one1 on Jan 25, 10 at 9:48pm
  • HAHAHAHA, funny shit (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:55pm
  • The point of the text is that his dick is small. Not they she sleeps around and is loose.... Why can't a guy just accept he has a small penis and is useless to most women...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Stop going on about her being loose etc. She was talking about LENGTH. If you don't know the difference in importance between length and girth then you need to go away and give some serious thought as to whether you are capable of pleasing a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:10am
  • Wow 10:10 so wen u fuk a girl she can't even feel it huh? That sux...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:57pm
  • lmao @ 6:35 i loved that tfln!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:32pm
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35pm
  • she's just not that into you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:47am
  • Agree with 1:33. Size is just for show and props It does the same thing you don't need much to stimulate a girl. And if a girl says she needs a big dick, probably should tap that because really strexched out used goods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:39am
  • hahah its so disappointing when you think a guys dick size is going to match the size of his ego

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:28pm
  • That's awesome. End of conversation right there. Can u say: rejected??!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:56am
  • You don't have to fuck someone to know the size of their dick..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:34pm
  • fan fucking tabulous!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:57pm
  • I love having a big dick and knowing how to use it, my tongue, and my hands. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Hahaha 10:10 reminds me if this one guy I was guna fuk, but then I didn't cuz I said his dik was too small haha b he flipped n started calling me a whore n that I fuk everything that walks ... Well obviously not everything ))) GROW SUM DICK BITCH!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:00pm
  • " Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight September 6, 2009 1:08AM" "Wierd. Damn auto spell September 6, 2009 1:09AM" how is this not hilarious? honestly you are so fucking stupid. life and spelling aren't that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Your mother feels it when I fuck her with my average cock!!! Love, 10:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:20pm
  • you know what, honestly there's a difference between 'smaller than i've had but doable' and 'fuck that' because one is tolerable the other isn't. no matter the size of the vag, there is a line. some women prefer to stay on one side, some the other. i should know, i'm writing a book on it-kinda-one chapter on it-point being men, if you're five or more you're in the clear, but you might as well practice the goodies as well-and i hope you know what the goodies are----

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:04am
  • hahhaa he's douchey enough to ask "so when am i gonna get some from you" like it's a given... he deserves an answer like that, fuck him for being an arrogant prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:19pm
  • a boston girl telling off some dc clown...nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:13am
  • hahah thats fucking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10am
  • what a fucking piece of shit whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Okay fine. You have a small dick and you want good parking. We get it. Clit-slapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:54am
  • Hahahaha that's the best thing I have ever heard!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:48pm
  • News of small penises travel. Sometimes because life sucks and sometimes because the owner of the small penis is an asshole and deserves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:54am
  • hahah ouch that sucks bro. try Extenze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Anonymous said at September 6, 2009 10:47AM: she's just not that into you me: he's just not that into her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Definitely Nick Folkes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • people have bigger dicks in DC than in Boston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:37am
  • as in, your spell check even sucks a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I don't think 10:10 has a mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:43pm
  • That's gotta be fake if he hasn't gotten any how does she know his dick size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:51am
  • Thanx captain wired-caps for the insight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:08am
  • DC dick vs Boston bitch.. round 1.. FIGHT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:49am
  • P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W P E W

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:18pm
  • hahahaha killed his shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Lol man that's f'd up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:54pm
  • This is great. Coming from a guy, I support the little dick rejection. Girls gotta stop faking it for these boys and let a person with a real dick take care of it.

    Submitted by hooligans on Mar 28, 11 at 5:14am
  • insert small asian dick joke here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:29pm
  • U no having a small dick and how to use it is to each is own but don't get mag-dom condoms and you need the once that you puyt on your.....Thats all I'm tryn to say...... Getting a girls hopes up high just to see a tip of a thumb.......WTF....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:09am
  • 2:09 For the love of god learn to type and use punctuation at least somewhat successfully. I had to read your first sentence multiple times to figure out what the hell you meant. And even then its still confusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:32pm
  • I feel u 617. I love big dicks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Just because a girl pre-screens the dicks she decides to fuck or in this case not fuck doesn't necessarily make her a whore.... If anything she is saving herself from adding a waste of a fuck to her list. Why have sex if you don't think its gonna be good....I'm just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:40pm
  • If I was you I would stop talking to this bich, do you go around telling girls "oh your too ugly" or "your pussy is too big"? No. You dont need immature biches like this one in your life. You will find someone and she will be that chick that gets fucked by the whole football team aka the "team whore"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:04pm
  • I was wondering what wired caps were

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:29am
  • truth hurts mayneeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I tell you, a short dick ought to get you a handicapped sticker for parking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:08am
  • No 12:45 I'm a girl, sorry to dissapoint u. But I'll b on a lookout for preteen boys for u, I will need ur street address n credit card number ...for a very low fee of $99.89 s/h I will mail them rite over!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:30am
  • Douche bag cunt whore!! I will fuck her mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Catch them 12:30! Catch them! Preteen boys r evil everyone knows that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:39am
  • Wierd. Damn auto spell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:09am
  • Actually, worse then a small cock, 11:56 lacks the ability to realize 11:00 is probably a preteen male imitating what he thinks a female would type like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:25am
  • 12:30 Too bad the Postal Service doEzn't deliVa mAil like thiz. You'd be out of business before you began.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:52am
  • Maybe if her pussy wasn't so fucking loose the size wouldn't matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:25am
  • Shot down in flames!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:17am
  • she said that because she's insecure of her big ol' pussy! SKANK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:56am
  • Got that ass

    Submitted by mckicker30 on Mar 11, 12 at 3:40pm
  • aw. google how to get bigger dick hahaha. and btw if she says that he's just stuck up you can get some from other girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Here's your options: 1. Penis enlargement. $5000ish 2. Rohypnol. $10. Choice is obvious. Bust in her too, then change your number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:19am
  • They have surgeries for that. Every guy has 2-3 inches of penis that doesn't show. A simple surgery and then BOOM. bigger dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:44am
  • Learn to use your hands and mouth well. Small dicks are nothing to be ashamed of. And all big ones do for girls us give them a pain in the cervix. Google it if you need to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:33am